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| Writing funnies... | | 2008-08-13 10:13:00 | | A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus."It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway," he said."Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation."The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also?""Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check." ________________________________________________________________ A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right." A writer died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell. She decided to check out each place first. As the writer descended into the fiery pits, she saw row upon row of writers chained to t | | By: The Writing Life | | |
| | Friday Funnies: Bushwick’s Ghetto Beat Ice Cream Trucks | | 2008-07-25 11:29:01 | | Living in Bushwick, Brooklyn provides a constant stream of amusement. From the hip streetwear kids to the Puerto Rican snowcone vendors, Bushwick has it’s own special charm. I get the biggest kick from turning a corner and hearing the faint sound of a ghetto beat ice cream truck. You might be wondering what a ghetto beat [...]
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| | Make Funnies | | 2008-07-09 11:17:14 | | I have stop writting in this blog. because of google dropping my rank so I have my to my other blog www.Makefunnies.com It is still the same stuff that i was doing in this blog. So if you like this blog please see my other blog. I will try to make it funny for you. | | By: Cool Looking Stuff | | |
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| Email Funnies | | 2008-06-18 10:47:00 | | I get a lot of "funny" emails. Some are and most aren't. This is a funny one and I will consider it philosophic.1. A day without sunshine is like night.2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off | | By: Money Saving Tech Tips and Philosophic Musings | | |
| | Funnies Street Signs Ever | | 2008-06-03 10:27:00 | | Hello Everyone,
Driving around the U.S. on work in a rental car affords the opportunity to see some of the funniest street signs ever. I have a couple of my favorites below, let me know what you...
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| | Google Fool's Day and Some Other Funnies | | 2008-04-01 15:15:00 | | Google does it every year, and every year I'm amazing. This year they've propose a 100 year mission to establish a colony on mars called Virgle. How do they come up with these ideas? They're geniuses, that's how. It's Google. You can't go wrong with Google.The other funny is that apparently George W. Bush, our retarded President, and Tony Blair, who is at least only partially retarded, but clearly a genius in comparison to Bush, have been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize, at least according to the BBC. Now, either this is the most brilliant April Fool's joke EVER, or someone is really so stupid to think they deserve such a prestigious award. I'm hoping for the former, 'cause it's funny as all hell.Regularly blogging, writing, reading, etc. will resume by tomorrow and an interview should go up later tonight. Just so you all know. Thanks!(Don't click the read more, there isn't any more after this!)
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| Radio Science Funnies Inc. | | 2008-02-20 05:57:30 | | Ryan Heshka has painted for BLAB!, Vanity Fair, Playboy, Wall Street Journal, Barrons, Popular Science, Dreamworks SKG, Fast Company, PC World, Smart Money, Esquire, Harper Collins, and Newsweek.
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| | | Thursday Funnies | | 2007-11-14 23:27:15 | | The new political group Swift Kids for Truth has released several attacks ads going after the top tier Democrats.Clinton:Edwards:Obama:In case you couldn't tell, the ads aren't serious. They come from the satirical website 23/6 (hat tip to Ben Smith). The Obama one is comedy gold, in our opinion. | | By: Political Realm | | |
| | Friday Funnies | | 2007-05-11 13:38:00 | | I haven't posted a 'Friday Funnies' in a while, so here are a few items for you to enjoy.First up is a hilarious introduction to the Glasgow Diamonds. Enjoy, and have a great weekend!More Funnies• Manny Ramirez and Julian Tavarez get friendly• Fishing Bloopers• Goalkeeper miscues
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