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| Really funny jokes-IT Consultant | | 2008-07-22 02:06:00 | | A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards himThe driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?'Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, 'Sure, Why not?'The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on hislocation which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany .Within seconds, he receives an email on his | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | Stress can be Funny | | 2008-07-21 11:02:47 | | Stress is funny. Not ha-ha funny, but odd funny. It can motivate you to improve your life. But, it can also ruin your health and your life. | | By: Crosby Finance | | |
| | Really funny jokes-Tired of job | | 2008-07-21 02:06:00 | | A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman. Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role."Well," he replied, "the pay is good and the hours aren't bad, but what I like best is that the customer is always wrong." | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
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| Funny And Interesting Maths Question | | 2008-07-20 05:58:00 | | This is one of the interesting question which i get by means of e-mail. I like to share this with you. Ok, lets see where is that one rupee...Three friends went to a hotel for breakfast.After taking breakfast the waiter gave the bill to them.The bill was Rs 75/-Each one contributed Rs.25/-.The waiter took the bill to theCashier.The cashier was happy & decided to give them a discount of Rs.5/- & asked the waiter to return Rs.5/- to them.Now the waiter was confused.Because there are three persons and he is having Rs 5.How to give Rs 5 to three persons ?.He kept Rs 2 in his pocket &Gave one rupee to each one of the 3 persons.So initially each one had contributedRs.25. Now as they are given 1 rupee back, their contribution becomes Rs 24.They all contributed Rs 24 –That is 24×3=72 & 2 rupees are in the waiters pocket.The total becomes 74. But they had paid Rs 75.Where is that remaining 1 rupee?????????After studying this email i ask this to my friends and my maths Mam. No | | By: Onlinelar | | |
| | Really funny jokes-Surprising the cows | | 2008-07-20 02:04:00 | | Little Johnny is visiting his Granddad on the farm.He races into the farmhouse and yells excitedly to his Granddad:"Hey Granddad, the bull is fucking the cow".Granddad informs Johnny that he won't tolerate this sort of playground language on his farm and that in future if Johnnywants to inform him about such things he should say something like "Granddad the bull is surprising the cow."A few weeks later Johnny is again visiting the farm.Once again he comes racing in and yells:"Granddad the bull is surprising the cows."Granddad says to Johnny: "I'm pleased to hear that after my conversation with you a few weeks ago you have cleaned up yourlanguage. However, your grammar is not quite correct. It is not "the bull is surprising the cows". It is "the bull is surprising the cow". The bull can only surprise one cow at a time".Johnny replies:"No Granddad, the bull is surprising all the cows because he's fucking the horse!" | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | Really funny jokes-Notice in the paper | | 2008-07-18 02:07:00 | | When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea.No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.""I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea," the widow replied. "I simply thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover instead of the big poop he really was." | | By: Life Disguised in Humor | | |
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| Really funny jokes-Husband's plight | | 2008-07-18 02:06:00 | | A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive!She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out,"Watch out for that wall!" | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | | Really funny jokes-The Ladies Comode | | 2008-07-16 02:05:00 | | A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW WA PP ATR.Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom.He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!!So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably."Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc."Man, this is grea | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | | Really funny jokes-Funeral | | 2008-07-15 02:08:01 | | The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was.Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and see if that's your pa." | | By: Life Disguised in Humor | | |
| | Funny fishing quotes | | 2008-07-14 21:51:38 | | I thought I would take a break from the usual "instructional" type posts and try something a little bit different and hopefully fun! Enjoy these funny fishing quotes:"The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad." - A.K. Best"My Biggest worry is that when I'm dead and gone, my wife will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it." - Koos Brandt"Today she met me at the door, said I would have to choose, if I picked that fishing pole today, she'd be packing all her things and she'd be gone by noon....well I'm gonna miss her!" - Brad Paisley"Fly fishermen are born honest, but they get over it." - Ed Zern"Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn." - Chuck Clark“There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” - Steven Wright"Catch and Release fishing is a lot like golf. You don't have | | By: The Ultimate Fishing Blog | | |
| | Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 43 | | 2008-07-14 04:51:01 | | MAN: Hello! ano pangalan mo miss?GIRL: Carmen! kasi mahilig ako sa "CAR" at saka sa "MEN" Ikaw, ano name mo?MAN: Pepe! kasi mahilig din ako eh!!-----------------NANAY: Anak, sabihin mo nga sa tatay mo na hilutin niya ako!ANAK: Tay, tabi ni inay iyutin mo daw tya!AMA: Anak, sabihin mo sa nanay mo wala ako sa mood!ANAK: Nay, tabi ni itay wala daw tya tamod!----------------- BOY-1: Alam mo ba na ang tatay ko ang pinaka-mataas na tao sa mundo?BOY-2: Bakit, gaano ba kataas ang tatay mo?BOY-1: Ang tatay ko kasi, pag itinaas ang dalawa niyang kamay, abot ang ibang planeta!BOY-2: Pandak pala ng tatay mo! Kasi hindi naman ibang planeta yung na-a-abot niya eh.... ITLOG NG TATAY KO YUN!! -----------------BOY-1 Alam mo ba na ang bahay namin ang pinaka-malaki sa lahat ng bahay? Sa sobrang laki nga non eh pwede kang makapaglaro ng Golf at Basketball sa loob.BOY-2 Eh pang-squatter lang pala bahay nyo eh! Mas malaki ang bahay namin! Dahil nga sa sobrang laki kaya nagsasara kami ng b | | By: Pinoy Jokes,Funny Pinoy SMS Text Messages,Pinoy Fu | | |
| | Really really funny jokes-Shakespearean Play | | 2008-07-14 02:06:00 | | Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be Shakespearean play. The first little boy was to say, "My fair maiden...I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope."The second little boy was to reply by saying,"Hark, a pistol shot!"Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with grown-ups. The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up. The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two boys were terrified. They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin.The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words..."My fair maiden!. . .I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap."The second boy screams out..."Hark! A shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot of shit, horse shit, bull shit...I never wanted to be in thi | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | funny message | | 2008-07-13 14:16:30 | | U! i trusted you so much but your big mouth is never shut! why? why
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| | Really funny jokes-Graveside service | | 2008-07-12 02:05:00 | | As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave-side service for a homeless man, with no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.Since I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost; and being a typical man did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew, who were eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight. I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the side of the open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, but this was the proper thing to do.The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I poured out my heart and soul. As I preached the workers began to say "Amen,""Praise the Lord," and "Glory"! I preached, and I preached, like I'd never preached before: from Genesis all the way to Revelation. I closed the | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | Really funny jokes-Explain | | 2008-07-11 02:06:00 | | A mother and her 5 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Denver to Dallas.The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes ?The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.So the boy walks to the galley and asks the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me"The boy said, "Yes, she did....""Well, then, please tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you." | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | Reese Witherspoon Has A Funny Face… | | 2008-07-10 05:32:00 | |
Wowzers, this woman has one hell of a capacity to pull some rather unusual facial expressions, doesn’t she? Last week we bumped into Reese pulling some exceptionally unflattering faces in west London, and yesterday she seemed to be continuing the trend in East London…We really don’t know how she does it; perhaps she should enter a face gurning contest?? We spotted Reese doing the tourist thing around Spitafields market yesterday. We’re surprised we haven’t bumped into her doing the L | | By: Gossip Thug - Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News | | |
| | Really funny jokes-The Irishman's Wish | | 2008-07-10 02:07:01 | | An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I will give you three wishes."The man thinks awhile. Finally he says, "I want a beer that never is empty."With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.The man says, "I want two more of these. | | By: Life Disguised in Humor | | |
| | Really funny jokes-Field trip | | 2008-07-10 02:06:00 | | A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack(Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boy's up one by one, holding onto their little wee wee to direct the flow.As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, ''You must be in the 4th grade..''''No, ma'am, '' he replied. ''I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh." | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
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| | Make funny moves on Busby SEO Challenge | | 2008-07-08 10:58:28 | | Are there some movement that we can consider as a funny moves on the Busby SEO Challenge. You can make a little explanation why some seo competitors are trying to win this seo challenge. All competitors wants to win on this challenge, they do their best, all their best just to show that their [...] | | By: Camalaniugan | | |
| | Really funny jokes-Italian Meal | | 2008-07-08 02:05:00 | | The customer in the Italian restaurant in Boston's North End was so pleased with his meal that he asked to speak to the chef."Certainly! Come with me," the owner said as he proudly led him into the kitchen and introduced him to the chef."Your Pasta Quattro Formaggi was superb!" the customer said. "I just spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I had over there.""Naturally," the chef said. "Over there, they use domestic cheese. Ours is imported!" | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | | Adult funny jokes-Checking | | 2008-07-07 02:09:01 | | One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged to have sex."What's that?" he asked.She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree."Horrified, she said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here."Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp,"What the hell did you do that for?""Just checking for bees," said Tarzan. | | By: Life Disguised in Humor | | |
| | Really funny jokes-The bad news | | 2008-07-07 02:08:00 | | At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo your country house caretaker""Ah yes, Mr.Arnaldo. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?""Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died""My parrot? Dead? The one that won the competition? ""That's the one.""Darn! That's such a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. Oh well...what did he die from?""From eating rotten meat.""Rotten meat? Who was so mean as to give him meat?""Nobody. He ate the meat of one of the dead horses.""Dead horse? What dead horse Mr.Arnaldo?""Why, those pure breed ones that you had, sir. They died from all that work pulling the water cart.""Are you insane? What water cart?""The one we used to put out the fire.""Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?""The one at your house! A candle fell and then the curtain caught on fire.""What the.....!!!But there’s electricity at the house!!!! What was the candle for???""For the funeral.""WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL???! | | By: Life Disguised in Humor | | |
| | Really funny jokes-Bank account | | 2008-07-06 02:04:00 | | A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fuckin' checking account"To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?""Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fuckin' checking account right now.""Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!"The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?""There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a fuckin' checking account in this damn bank!""I see sir," the manager said, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?" | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | President George Bush is Funny | | 2008-07-04 20:20:00 | | President George Bush is Funny. That what most people said. Have you seen Bush on his speech? They said he is the funniest person a.k.a the funniest President ever live!Woohoo!Here's the compilation of his funnny videos.WHat do you think?? | | By: What's Up | | |
| | Really funny jokes-Suicidal | | 2008-07-04 02:07:01 | | I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called the Help Hotline.I was put through to a "call center" in Pakistan.I explained that I was feeling suicidal.They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an airplane. | | By: Life Disguised in Humor | | |
| | Really funny jokes-If | | 2008-07-04 02:05:00 | | If a bra is anupper topper titty flopper stopper,and a jock strap is alower decker pecker checker,and a roll of toilet tissue is asuper duper doody pooper scooper,what do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy. | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | Funny San Francisco Ads - Lofts at One Powell | | 2008-07-03 16:04:44 | | Here’s a funny ad that might confuse you with lofts branded by Bank of America and Forever 21.
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| | Really funny jokes-Babies | | 2008-07-03 02:05:00 | | There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations you're the father of two beautiful twins!"Amazed, the man says, Great! I am the manager for the Minneasota Twins.The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, "Congratulations you're the father of three beautiful triplets!"Amazed, he says, "That's cool I work for 3M."All of a sudden, the third father opens the window and jumps out.The third nurse comes out, and asks, "Where's the third father?"One of the other fathers said, "Oh he jumped out the window.."The nurse asks, "Why?"He replied, "He works for Seven Up!" | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | Bio Robot (Funny) | | 2008-07-02 20:21:00 | | Swat that fly! It's spying on you!Images credit: Original source unknown, but I strongly suspect Worth1000The future is friendly, even to bugs. They get to be transformed into flying cybernetic machines; all you have to do is spray area around yourself if you decide to do something private. Seriously, even if these insectoids "break down" sometimes -...the trees and the plants will carry on "eyeing" you, and even point their cute little guns at you:via MetaCafeIsrael military is investigating the possible use of the newest "battle spy" wasps and flies, which can carry miniature cameras, various data sensors and even can deliver mini-loads of explosives for truly "targeted" terrorist extermination.(source: Botinok and YNet)Flying Dragonfly RobotSeen on this blog, it also includes a video of its flying: the world's first wing-flapping robot.and of course, if all else fails (as technology often does), then insects can spy on you in an old-fashioned way:Hello there! Can I buy you a drink?" | | By: What's Up | | |
| | Funny Cats | | 2008-07-02 16:25:00 | | Do you have some fun today? Do you like cat? I do like cat. They are so cute and funny. I want to share funny cats video. Watch out the video this is for you. | | By: Amazing life | | |
| | I thought the water tasted a little funny | | 2008-07-02 08:27:00 | | Two people caught skinny dipping in a Portland reservoir that's a main source of water for the city nearly caused officials to dump millions of litres of water and close the facility. Ryan Langsdorf, 28, and Ashley Moyer, 23, were found in one of two sections of the Mount Tabor Reservoir at about 3 a.m. Saturday during a spell of unusually hot weather. They were cited for trespassing. The | | By: Wasted Rant | | |
| | Really funny jokes--Awesome Senior Moment | | 2008-07-02 02:08:00 | | Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC.There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one.An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, 'Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq ?'The old woman looked up at her and said, 'Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea , and a son in Vietnam. All three died so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth our country. If you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it.' | | By: Life Disguised in Humor | | |
| | | Funny Call Center T-shirts From A To Tee | | 2008-07-01 06:54:00 | | I've always been a fan of t-shirts with witty messages. Trust me, I've got some weird, funny and naughty ones myself. Today, I got an email from one of the blogs I commented awhile back about cool call center t-shirts. Click on the pics below to get a full view!This is an awesome idea! I'm regreting I didn't come up with it myself a long time ago. For those interested, check out From-A-To-Tee's multiply page.
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| | 180. Healthy Exercise Best Funny Video | | 2008-07-01 02:56:49 | | This is really funny video in Health categories bring to you from Thai. This funny video show that daily exercise are really best way to keep your health. Although this is funny video, but it have positive objective for you to keep daily routine exercise. Thai funny video.Credit to Your Fitness Solution to get the best way to keep your life updates with the healthy news thing, contain daily healthy tips, healthy foods and the way to Build Six Packs Abs or get off some pound.This Feel My Tube blog only provide the best video collection that have only best video to be watch. Subscribe now and get best video updates.
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| | Really funny jokes-A Speeding Ticket !! | | 2008-07-01 02:06:00 | | A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchangeOfficer: May I see your driver's licenseDriver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicleDriver: It's not my car. I stole it.Officer: The car is stolen.Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.Officer: There's a gun in the glove boxDriver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK!!Driver: Yes, sir.Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situationCaptain: Sir, can I see your licenseDriver: Sure. Here it is.It was valid.Captain: Who's car is this?Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.Captain: Could you slowly open your g | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | Funny jokes-Longer Dipstick | | 2008-07-01 02:04:00 | | A woman pulls over at the gas station, gets out of her car, opens the hood, and checks the engine oil. After a few seconds of intelligent thinking, she takes a dipstick in her hand and, raising her chest high, walks up to the attendant: "Excuse me sir, but can I buy a longer dipstick?""May I ask why you need a longer one ma'am?""Because this one isn't long enough to reach the oil!!" | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 42 | | 2008-06-30 04:47:01 | | WIFE: Aha! bakit may lipstik ka? niloloko mo ko ano?MAN: Ha, ah eh kasi dear......WIFE: At ito, ano to? make-up ito ah!!!MAN: Ha, ah eh dear kasi.....WIFE: Hindi ba napag-usapan na natin na magmula ngayon, eh magpapaka-lalaki ka na? -----------------ANAK: Inay, puwede na po ba akong mag-lipstik?INA: Hindi puwede!ANAK: Eh magsuot ng bra, puwede na po ba inay?INA: Hindi sabi puwede!ANAK: Bakit hindi puwede eh disi-otso na idad ko?INA: 'Oy boyet, pag di ka tumigil dyan, pitpitin ko yang titi mo!! -----------------PARE-1: Pare, napansin ko na ang buong pamilya nyo, eh walang tigil ang pagkanta habang nasa loob ng banyo. Siguro singer kayo lahat ano?PARE-2: Hindi naman pare, kaya lang eh talagang kailangang kumanta kami ng malakas pag nasa loob ng banyo.PARE-1: Ha! eh bakit pare ganon?PARE-2: Kasi sira ang lock ng banyo namin eh!! -----------------ESPIRITISTA: Di ba ang hiling mo eh kulamin ko ang misis mo para maging baboy sa sex? O, epektib ba?GUY: OK | | By: Pinoy Jokes,Funny Pinoy SMS Text Messages,Pinoy Fu | | |
| | | Really funny jokes-"Awful 4-letter Words" | | 2008-06-30 02:04:00 | | A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon.When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.'Well', said her mother, 'so how was the honeymoon?''Oh mama', she replied, 'The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic'.Suddenly she burst out crying.'But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home! PLEASE MAMA!''Sarah, Sarah', her mother said, 'calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful?WHAT 4-letter words?'Sobbing, the bride said, 'Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook...' | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | Funny Road Sign - Devil Professor? | | 2008-06-30 00:30:00 | | Funny Sign - Devil Professor? Originally uploaded by Badger 23There are some funny road signs on our roads today and this is just one of them. This one was taken by a flickr user in Taiwan, but what is it? A Devil Professor? It is supposed to be men at work, but you could have fooled me. Just another funny sign.
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| | Still a VIRGIN - What so funny ? | | 2008-06-29 10:38:56 | | Yes friends, I feel no shame whatsoever in accepting that I am a pure virgin. I have crossed 20 but still I haven't been able to break my virginity. sounds funny.. Isn't it ? Well, I remember I had once bought a black colored T-shirt which had one slogan inscribed on it that went like this - Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity. If you have read this slogan for the first time I | | By: Future Perfect | | |
| | Funny Sms a | | 2008-06-28 17:06:19 | | Funny Sms a true love stroyonce a mosquito falls in love with a henone day they kissed each otherhen dies of malariaand mosquito dies of bird-fluMORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN
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| | Really funny jokes-Brief survey | | 2008-06-28 02:05:00 | | Bonnie heard the telephone ring upstairs. Tiredly, she ran back up the stairs only to hear a solicitor on the other end. "Hello, is this Bonnie Goldman?"
"Yes."
"We are calling people in your area and would like to know if you would help us by particip... | | By: The Funny Pictures and Videos Blog | | |
| | Funny jokes-Playing for West Tigers | | 2008-06-28 02:04:00 | | Their marriage had been shaky. He was looking shifty and she was sulking. They were washing the dishes. She was washing, he was drying.
She handed him a saucer and it broke as he dropped it on the floor.
"Why don't you admit it!", she shouted. "Tell me... | | By: The Funny Pictures and Videos Blog | | |
| | Funny Airline Story | | 2008-06-27 22:31:00 | | An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. During the final...
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| | Funny Videos : Bush League | | 2008-06-27 12:53:00 | | We have seen many sites based on different mixture by now, we have seen social networking sites, online gaming sites and plenty other funny sites. But here I have come up with a site bush league TV which is completely a mixture of fun, advice, betting and lot more. At first I want say you will have a real fun watching those funny videos. Not just every video is funny but they do provide valuable information on a particular thing. By this way you get your required information as well as you have fun. Here you will see videos from different categories like music, tech, food, comics and so on. Some videos are interesting and original which you have not seen before. My favorite video is a football player who puts ball at every place, being a soccer fan I really enjoyed this video watching again and again. The video name is “Is that good?”.If you are one like me looking for of the latest updates about today’s technology then browse Tech category and if you want to speed up y | | By: Blogging Demo | | |
| | Really funny jokes-"Steak House" | | 2008-06-27 02:07:01 | | While at the Benihanna steak house, my son-in-law began choking on some thing that was in the fried rice. Our cook had severed a finger joint making the food and I thought maybe that was what perhaps choking my son in law.My daughter who has had Red Cross training knocked her husband down and jumped on him with her knees in his chest and had both hands around his neck.It worked and he coughed up some thing under the table.I told my daughter I thought the Hymlich anti choking maneuver was supposed to be done by grabbing the victim around the waist from the back."It is done differently when you are married," she said to me sweetly. | | By: Life Disguised in Humor | | |
| | | Really funny jokes-Still love her | | 2008-06-26 02:06:00 | | A man is sitting on his front stoop staring at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds. Finally, the neighbor asks what the problem is."Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse.""What kind of question?" the neighbor asks."My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly.""That's easy," says the neighbor. "You just say, 'Of course I will.'""Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I MEANT to say. But what came OUT was, 'Of course I do.'" | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | | Funny jokes-Alaskan and Texan | | 2008-06-25 02:04:00 | | An Alaskan and a Texan met in New York and decided to do the town together. After many bars they found themselves walking across Brooklyn Bridge. They decided to stop and relieve themselves. As they were standing there adding to the pollution, the Texan turned to the Alaskan and said, "Water's cold!" The Alaskan replied, "Deep too." | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | | | Funny Videos - They Are Good For You! | | 2008-06-24 00:00:00 | | Funny videos are abundant on the web. From amateur clips to professional skits, samples of cartoons to segments of live comedy acts, and anything else that can make you laugh the internet has it all.
There are many sites featuring funny videos. Some are video sharing sites, where users can post videos they find funny, [...] | | By: Resources Zone | | |
| | Funny bubbles myspace layouts | | 2008-06-23 08:04:10 | | Here we go… massive update last weekend. I’ve uploaded several layouts to all categories. I’m very proud to present you new funny and girly backgrounds for myspace.
Bubble inspiration (go to the funny layouts page to choose beetween different colors):
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| | | Really funny jokes-Generation Gap | | 2008-06-23 02:06:00 | | A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation."You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one !", the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear."The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with DSL, BPS, light-speed processing .... and" pausing to take another drink of beer.... The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young, so we invented them. Now, you - arrogant little - what are you doing for the next generation?" | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | The Ultimate Funny Music Video ? | | 2008-06-22 07:32:50 | | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI
Now here is a music video that has been seen over 7,904,376 times! Wow that freakin incredible isnt it!? Anyway its ofcourse the weezer video called Pork and Beans, a great song from this amazing band! Keep it up Weezer, and lets help them out with some more views on this sweet video
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| | | | | Adult funny jokes-Health Plan | | 2008-06-22 02:05:00 | | A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was being given a hand job by a nurse's aide."Oh my God!" said the woman. "That's disgraceful! "The doctor leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if they aren't emptied at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.""Oh, well that's reasonable, then." said the woman.As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.Shocked, the woman said, "Oh my GOD! That's truly disgraceful! How can THAT be justified?"Again the doctor replied calmly, "Same illness, better health plan." | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | 50 Funny Shirt Quotes | | 2008-06-21 11:34:40 | | Shirts must have too much room, look what people have print on them..."Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.""I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.""I love deadlines. I especially like the Whooshing sound as they go flying by.""I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.""I Haven't Lost My Mind. It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.""Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.""THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE; 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You become Santa Claus. 4) You start to look like Santa Claus.""Some days you are the pigeon. Some days you are the statue.""Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult""The money is always greener in the other guy’s wallet.""If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?""Too many freaks. Not enough circuses.""She Who MUST be obeyed""Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work is done here. | | By: Snapshot | | |
| | Really funny jokes-Game warden | | 2008-06-21 02:05:00 | | A farmer and his friend were leaning on a fence chatting.Suddenly, the local Game Warden showed up and insisted on checking the farmer's property and, in particular, a certain field. The farmer refused to allow him access to the field but the Warden insisted he had the right, saying, "I'm the Game Warden and I have a card! This card allows me to go in." Before the farmer could stop him, the Warden was off into the field.Soon, a horrifying scream pierced the air and the Warden, being chased by a massive bull, reappeared running for his life. "Help, help!" he cried.The farmer shouted back, "Show him your card! Show him your card!" | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | Really funny jokes-Change | | 2008-06-20 02:08:00 | | A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender, who tells him to shut up and just drink his beer.Then it is time to pay and instead of giving three $1 dollar bills to the bartender the guy throws 30 dimes behind the counter.The bartender is pissed and is on his hands and knees collecting change as the guy leaves.The next day the man is back and he comes in waiving a $3 dollar bill.The bartender thinks: "okay, business is business " and lets him in. Again, the beer is kind of warm, but the guy doesn't say anything.Comes time to pay, the man gives him the $5 note.The bartender goes to the register to get the change, but instead of taking out two $1 dollar bills, he takes out 20 dimes and throws them all around the entire pub. The bartender says: " there is your fu*king change!"The man looks around and remains quite calm. He takes out 10 dimes, throws them behind the counter and says: "Gimme | | By: Life Disguised in Humor | | |
| | Really funny jokes-Yoga | | 2008-06-20 02:05:00 | | A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga had totally cured her nervousness. "No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead." | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | Funny office auto replies | | 2008-06-19 12:02:55 | | The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Replies: 1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position .2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. 4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management 5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'( The beauty of this is | | By: All Funny Things | | |
| | Funny Bingo Potato Chip Commercial | | 2008-06-19 09:50:35 | | JazJaz reader Shyam says, “The Bingo Potato Chips commercials are always funny, irreverent and quite crazy to say the least. This particular one is quite popular in India.”
(Thanks, Shyam)
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| | 174. Ribery Skills Vs Tony Euro 2008 Funny Clips | | 2008-06-19 08:24:52 | | France vs Italy ? Controversy Goal ? By the way, enjoy this funny euro 2008 clips when Ribery always make awesome challenge goal fighting with Italy Striker, Luca Toni. This special Ribery skills will make France on the front within Italy if he not injured when facing last game with the Italy in EURO 2008 Group C.Frank Ribery is really most skillful player for France team when he is really committed with his games and team. Ribery is really skillful player.Sponsor: Grabs this EURO 2008 Cute Comment : [ Click Here ]Why don't you subscribed and get updates of my best video collection through your mail ? Common, subscribed it. It is FREE!! Click Here!!
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| | 173. EURO 2008 Funny Goal Must See | | 2008-06-19 07:42:56 | | EURO 2008 Qualify , Iceland VS Sweden funny goal must see when the Iceland player thought that was foul and Sweden get penalty, but the referee hasn't whistle. So there is no foul. This controversy funny goal are really make Iceland fans mad. This is soccer man, the ball are round just like the earth. Go go EURO 2008. Subscribe to the this funny EURO 2008 goal and get it updates directly to your mail. Just follow simple step, Click Here and put your mail!! Enjoy.
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| | | Really funny jokes-Painful | | 2008-06-19 02:06:00 | | A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?""No," he replied, "Arthritis." | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | | Really funny jokes-Well, Isn't That Nice! | | 2008-06-18 02:04:00 | | Two delicate flowers of French womanhood were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion in New Orleans.The first woman said, "When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me."The second woman commented, "Well, isn't that nice."The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me that fine Cadillac automobile you see parked in the drive."Again, the second woman commented, "Well, isn't that nice."The first woman boasted, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."Yes again, the second woman commented "Well, isn't that nice."The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"The second woman replied, "My husband sent me to charm school.""Charm school!" the first woman smiled, "Land sakes, child, what on earth for?"The second woman responded, "So that instead of saying 'Who gives a darn' I learned to say, 'Wel | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
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