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| HUSBANDS... | | 2008-06-30 10:41:00 | | Men and women on earth die and go to heaven.God comes and says," I want the men to form two queuesone line for the men who dominated their women, and the other one forthemen who were dominated by their women. Also, I want allthe women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are twolines.The line for the men who were dominated by their women is 100mileslong, and inthe line of men who dominated their women there is only one man.God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. Icreated you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates.Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learnfrom him!Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
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| | Husbands And Wives Boudoir Pillow | | 2008-06-11 10:58:00 | | I thought this was quite a bit of fun. The rules of the game, husbands and wives boudoir pillow from uncommon goods, get it for $50.Lay down the law with this pillow summarizing "Etiquette Between Husbands and Wives." Outlining the niceties necessary for matrimonial bliss, the 100% cotton cushion enforces an atmosphere of fair play. Perfect as a gift for recently engaged and newlywed friends, this pillow will also be right at home on your marital bed. Features such gems as "Do not require a request to be repeated," "Never make a remark calculated to bring ridicule upon the other" and "Never neglect the other, for all the world beside." Cotton with polyfill stuffing. The pillowcase is sewn in China. The pillowform insert, design and silkscreen decoration are all done in the USA.via
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| | A husbands true feeling.. Classic one :) | | 2008-06-04 06:38:44 | | A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenlyher husband burst into the kitchen."Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cookingtoo many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need morebutter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're goingto STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to mewhen you're cooking!Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Usethe salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You thinkI don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels likewhen I'm driving."
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| Husbands!!-This has been voted Women's Favourite E-mail of the Year! | | 2008-04-23 22:43:18 | | A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:"Dear Lord:I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.I want her to know what I go through.So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.Amen!"God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast, Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.Then, it was already 01P.M.And he hurried to make the beds,Do the laundry, vacuum,Dust,And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.Ran to the school to pi | | By: All Funny Things | | |
| | Let Sleeping Husbands & Cats Lie | | 2008-03-25 17:45:00 | | So what does this have to do with marketing or affiliate managing? Other than I am in these fields and wanted to share a cute picture of the cat sleeping on the husband, it’s a good metaphor for inactive affiliates.
Now, the only reason our cat is sleeping on him is because he’s asleep and [...] | | By: Print This! | | |
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| My husbands dream shop | | 2008-01-25 19:31:40 | | One of these days when our ship finally arrives and that wonderful sudden positive windfall finally frees us I plan on getting my husband a shop full of body shop supplies Not just tools for working on cars but also tools for working with wood and stuff like that. I know he [...] | | By: Quietly Into the Night | | |
| | husbands company | | 2008-01-16 14:33:04 | | Dear Lord please give my husband strenght and wisdom to overcome the hardships we face during this time of crisis within our company
- Donna from california | | By: Prayers Online | | |
| | A real gem - Huckabee says wives should submit to husbands | | 2008-01-15 18:34:15 | | Mike Huckabee, card carrying misogynist, says that wives should submit to their husbands. He says that women should do this because the Bible says to do so.
Well, the Bible also says to kill people from other faiths (Deuteronomy, Chap 17:2-3, 5). So, is Huckabee going to kill everyone who isn’t a Christian too?
Is he [...] | | By: Pigonastick! | | |
| | Husbands job, health for grandchildren | | 2008-01-15 12:15:30 | | Husband to get a new job soon.
Isaac healing of his HCM heart condition. Maya no more tumors.Debbie health and diet weight/loss. Special family intentions for Beck, Mackey, Logsdon, Shreffler, Clodi, Buza, Emling, Way, Powers, O’Brien, Yeates, Calhoon, McGilvry,
- Debbie from Bourbonnais | | By: Prayers Online | | |
| | THANK YOU, Japanese Husbands~!!! | | 2008-01-12 01:00:00 | | I have raved and posted an “appreciative” blog entry dedicated to the Japanese housewives of Sukhumvit who are OH-SO-WONDERFUL in keeping the economy afloat (read it HERE). I guess it’s inevitable that sooner or later someone would point out, “Heeeey~~ what about the Japanese HUSBANDS~?! They’re working themselves to the bones and YOU went ahead and offered thanks to their WIVES who are simply in charge of spending their hard-earned moolah~!! BAH~!!” Apologies, my dear ojisans~!! Please excuse my lapse of judgment. No one can blame the Japanese for being lazy, and the Japanese working husbands of Sukhumvit are no exception. They’re usually up at the crack of dawn and don’t return home until it’s late at night (or early morning, depending on how you look at it). And of course, they surrender a huge chunk of their paycheck - if not all - to the Queen of the Castle, mighty Guardian of the Purse Strings (and that’s why no one should mess with ‘em Japanese ladies when it comes to Suk... | | By: Street Smart Sukhumvit | | |
| | Finances and Husbands health and marriage | | 2007-09-14 04:33:09 | | Attacks from the enemy are coming from every side… I am mentally abused by my husband now - it is like living with Jekell and Hyde. Maybe I should not have said that… He is in pain all the time and I am sure it is the medications he is on that cause this, and [...] | | By: Prayers Online | | |
| | husbands salvation,marital restoration | | 2007-07-07 22:15:30 | | BARB
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I NEED ALL THE PRAYER WARRIORS I CAN GET,I CAN’T FIGHT THIS BATTLE AGAINST SATAN BY MYSELF,I WILL TAKE BACK WHAT HE HAS KILLED,DESTROYED,AND STOLEN FROM ME AND MY FAMILY.I NEED PRAYERS FOR MY HUSBAND BRIANS SALVATION AND FOR THIS MARRIAGE TO BE RESTORED AND OUR FAMILY REUNITED AND THIS OTHER WOMEN TO BE GONE FROM HIS LIFE,SHE HAS A TRACK RECORED OF DESTROYING MARRIAGES AND FAMILIES.HELP ME TO WIN THIS BATTLE WITH SATAN AND SEE MY HUSBANDS SALVATION | | By: Prayers Online | | |
| | Husbands and Wives (1992) - ickleReview (DVD) | | 2007-05-13 03:44:00 | | Woody Allen film in which one married couple (Sydney Pollack and Judy Davis) tell their friends (Woody Allen and Mia Farrow) they're breaking up. A series of affairs follows, including Liam Neeson. There's neurosis and psycho therapy. Woody's character, married to Farrow, seduces one of his young female students (Juliette Lewis). Davis plays some brilliant hysterical scenes, a jealous wife to Pollack, who knocks up his socially inferior aerobics instructor (Lysette Anthony).What distinguishes it is the hand-held style in which it is shot. Usually Allen's films are smooth and elegant. This one is edgy and makes you nervous just by watching it. Although a little obvious, it does convey the unsteady state of mind of the characters; it does feel a little rough and a few of the cuts are sloppy. Allen also reverts to semi-documentary mode as the characters narrate their own plot and become retrospective talking heads, like in When Harry Met Sally... (1989).The funniest bits are the mild | | By: domeheid | | |
| | 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin | | 0000-00-00 00:00:00 | | A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
“What?” said the puzzled groom.
“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”
fun, funny joke, still virginRelated PostsMan’s greatest fear: Wife cuts off husband’s penis | | By: eddyra.net | | |
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