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| The Maid | | 2008-07-09 02:09:01 | | A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid.", answered the woman. "We don't have a maid!" "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house." "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" "Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband." The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?" "What do I have to do?" "I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?" "Throw them in the swimming pool!" "What?! There's no pool here?" Long pause... "Uh .... is this 832-4821?"
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| | Sally Ang Poh Choo jailed for offences against maid | | 2008-06-27 11:24:36 | | To teach her maid a lesson, finance officer Sally Ang Poh Choo used marker pens to draw lines on the Indonesian maid’s face. It was Ang’s way of punishing Miss Sri Hartuti Rokiman for not closing the front door properly while she was washing the family’s car parked in the front porch of the house [...] | | By: Singapore News | | |
| | Chocolat - Maid Cafe Curio | | 2008-06-18 09:04:00 | | Common route (first half) March 31stThere are no choicesApril 1stFloorApril 2ndFloorStore manager roomApril 3rdFloorStore manager roomApril 4thKitchenLoft floorApril 5thLoft floorLoft floorApril 6thStore manager roomStore manager roomApril 7thYou go outApril 8thFloorIt returns to the kitchenKitchenApril 9thLoft floorLoft floorApril 10thStore manager roomStore manager roomApril 11thFloorLoft floorApril 12thKitchenLoft floorApril 13thStore manager roomKitchenApril 14thYou go outApril 15thFloorApril 16thStore manager roomKitchenApril 17thFloorLoft floorApril 18thStore manager roomStore manager roomApril 19thThere are no choicesApril 20thFloorKitchenApril 21stIt stays in the houseApril 22ndFloorApril 23rdStore manager roomStore manager roomApril 24thStore manager roomFloorApril 25thLoft floorStore manager roomApril 26thLoft floorKitchenApril 27thStore manager roomFloorApril 28thYou go outApril 29thLoft floorStore manager roomApril 30thFloorFloorMay 1stFloorStore manager roomMay 2ndKitchenL | | By: PC Game - Walkthrough | | |
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| Yanks sweep Astros, Lose Wang in a 13-0 blowout victory @ Minute Maid | | 2008-06-16 20:24:00 | | The Yankees completed the sweep of the Houston Astros today with a 13-0 beating at Minute Maid Park. But the win doesn't come without some very, very bad news; Yankees' starter Chien-Ming Wang injured his right foot running the bases in the 6th inning and had to be helped off the field. He's expected to miss about 6 weeks.ON THE MOUND:C.M.Wang pitched great his second time out until that point allowing no runs on 6 hits in 5 innings pitched, while striking out 3 and walking none.Ross Ohlendorf, Edwar Ramirez, Latroy Hawkins and Dan Giese all pitched scoreless innings out of the bullpen striking out1 a piece. ...THE OFFENSE:The Yankees offense pounded out 13 runs on 16 hits today and really looked great on the road trip going 5-1. The first runs came in the 3rd inning on a bases loaded walk to Jorge Posada and a 2-run bloop single by Robinson Cano.They were still leading 3-0 heading into the 6th, but then exploded for 8 runs to blow the game open. Derek Jeter hit a 2-run single, Hideki | | By: The Evil Empire | | |
| | | Yet Another Maid Cafe | | 2008-05-27 09:28:00 | | I was able to bring my fellow colleague in Akihabara's famous Maid Cafe. The catch is, I didn't knew that there was a 700 yen table charge. The thing we only did was to do the "magic spell" to make our coffee delicious. The script says, "Seno. nyaw nyaw nyaw nyaw poi." Grrrr... The coffee was about 500 yen for a very small sized one. The only consolation we got was seeing the cute faces of the maids and a certified "goshuujinsama" card or they call it MASTER CARD. No guys, I am not referring to the competitor of VISA and AMEX. Me and a colleague are certified rookie masters at Home Maid Cafe. | | By: Rey Ian\\\\\\\'s Personal Blog | | |
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| | Mike Rowe + Motel Room = One Pissed Off Maid | | 2008-05-08 16:30:14 | | When you have a show called Dirty Jobs it goes without saying that you are probably going to end up getting dirty. If you plan on rolling back to your motel room still dirty it is probably a good idea to cover your dirty ass tracks before the maid sees them.
Mike made the rookie [...] | | By: Where the Boggs are Always Cold | | |
| | Maid in Akihabara | | 2008-04-30 08:25:00 | | This picture costs around 500 yen in one of Akihabara district's famous Maid Cafes. These are girls dressed in European maid outfits and try to pamper your stresses away in they cafes. The maids try to entertain you as much as possible like to the point of participating in their DANKEN (jack-and-poy) games, sing a song with them and try to do a lot of OTAKU-type or GEEK-type of games like talking about favorite anime characters and a whole lot more. I am not an OTAKU, please take note. The reason why I went here is out of curiosity. Well, maids... well I mean waitresses here are real pretty. Drinks are relatively a little expensive food is somewhat decent. I went here with my Costa Rican friend after some business matters and we had so much fun. Especially though if you can't understand that much of Nihongo. You will keep on guessing what the ladies want you to do. Once you enter the cafe, they will greet you "Goshuujinsama, irasshaimase," which means "Welcome master!" Well, its just a | | By: Rey Ian\\\\\\\'s Personal Blog | | |
| | Escante ‘Maid To Order’ | | 2008-04-19 22:03:11 | | Product by: Escante ASIN: B000XRL4UK
Product Description
This seductive French Maid costume includes a sheer ruffle-trimmed elastic peek-a-boo bra, lace trimmed open crotch gartini, ribbon and lace trimmed apron and stockings. A draw-string overnight bag (not shown) is also included.
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| | Maid Cafe opening party report from Ken Tanaka | | 2008-04-14 12:52:44 | | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugf51T-J4LE
Last week imprint talk posted about the Maid Cafe opening in Culver City.
I had the pleasure of visiting the cafe/gallery at the Saturday opening party. As you can see in the video, they have a great collection of pieces from modern Japanese artists, and it’s a very beautiful space.
(picture via: off the radar)
In the [...] | | By: Imprint TALK: Asian Pop Culture Blog | | |
| | | Maid Cafe opens in Culver City, CA | | 2008-04-10 13:14:20 | | Maid Cafe is a Japanese anime inspired roll playing cafe, where waitresses are dressed as a “maid” and treat you as a “master”. Maids will greet, “Welcome home, my master” at the door, pour tea for you, and play card game with you.
Here’s short clip from CNN reporting Maid Cafe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjNGX-jQS94
Now America will have the opportunity [...] | | By: Imprint TALK: Asian Pop Culture Blog | | |
| | Humor jokes-Maid fired! | | 2008-03-18 23:16:12 | | Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse and threw it to Fido, the family dog.When asked why by her former employer, she answered,"I never forget a friend. This was for helping me clean the dishes all the time!" | | By: Life Disguised in Humor | | |
| | My maid is sick. | | 2008-03-16 23:32:00 | | Heeeeiiyaaa... how are you all!?! This morning, I took my maid to the doctor. I have two maids, the sick one is old.. 44 years old. What is her sickness? High blood pressure - 165/110~! Pain in left abdomen through her back and there is blood when she spits ! Awwww... terrible... quite serious! The doctor asked her whether she drinks coffee or not... (I don't have coffee makers and she doesn't drink coffee here.. ) eh btw, what is the effect of coffee, instead of pleasure? :-)She chooses to get medical treatment at home, with her daughter and family. So she will be sent home in several days. Work only 1.5 month, and the agent refuse to give me the refund, because she has worked here more than a month and no guarantee anymore. I used to hate this situation before, but now, I am ok... I don't think too much about it... just want to be happy and pray for a new one. Besides, I still have a 24 years old maid here. It's ok. I will think thrice or four times to hire a new young one...I have m | | By: Rooms of my Heart | | |
| | Another family charged with maid abuse | | 2008-03-10 10:48:52 | | Yet another family has been hauled to court for maid abuse.On Monday, an 18-year-old girl, together with her mother and mum’s friend, was accused of pulling out two front teeth of Indonesian maid Badingah at a flat in Jalan Minyak off Chin Swee Road.
Nur Rizan Mohd Sazali, who does administration work, is said to have [...] | | By: Singapore News | | |
| | Maid of Honor Duties | | 2008-03-10 03:42:27 | | Being chosen as a maid of honor is a great privilege, but it also requires a large number of responsibilities in the wedding planning process. The maid of honor will likely be spending a great deal of time with the best man, since their duties are often the same and require them to work hand-in-hand in order for the wedding to be a success. Once you have dealt with the excitement of being part of the wedding party and of wearing a great dress, it's time to start planning immediately. Here is a list of common duties the maid of honor must fulfill:1. It is the maid of honor's responsibility to shop with the bride and attend all dress fittings. The maid of honor may want to help the bridesmaids shop for their dresses as well.2. The maid of honor will be required to help with wedding invitations, wedding favors, flower arrangements, centerpieces or anything else at the bride's request.3. A large part of the maid of honor's duties requires her to throw the bridal shower and bachelorette par | | By: wonderful wedding | | |
| | Indonesian maid abusing baby caught on hidden cam | | 2008-02-12 09:07:34 | | If I get a penny everytime someone asks why I do not hire a foreign maid to look after my baby so I could get back to work. Well you get the idea. And this is one of the many reasons why I am always worried letting some stranger taking care of my baby without [...] | | By: Momma's Diary | | |
| | Adult jokes-The Maid | | 2007-12-28 22:33:21 | | The Maid asked for a pay raise.Madam was very upset about this and asked:'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.The first is that I iron better than you .Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?Maria: 'The Master said so.Madam: 'Oh.Maria. 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?Maria: 'The Master did.’ Madam.Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?Maria: 'No Madam, the chauffeur did.SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
| | Maid in Akihabara TV Documentation | | 2007-11-15 08:52:00 | | Watch this documentation from NHK International and you will surely understand the Maids in Akihabara. The Maid Phenomenon has swept Japan a few years ago and until now, it keeps on evolving. Just come to Akihabara and you can understand what I mean. | | By: Rey Ian\\\\\\\'s Personal Blog | | |
| | Redneck Hotel Maid | | 2007-10-16 03:37:00 | | This video is proof positive that maybe you should not always trust all those folks that you take for granted.
For example, does your CPA pass your income tax return around at parties and make jokes about it? Did your doctor send your x-rays into Ripley’s Believe It or Not?
Perhaps your personal trainer makes jokes about you to his other clients.
The moral to this story might be: who else is | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
| | Thanks to the more than decade old household maid Mindo's unrelenting stealing, teasings | | 2007-09-04 16:11:00 | | (she used to get back at us by 'accidently' leaving open doors, such that the dogs could get into a fight etc, can you digest that!?) and ego, she has been shown the door this evening.No one (including me) was keen to tell Mindo to the face, except for the bluntness of Ashwani Kumar Aggarwal (faher). He admits that he asked his mistress Ashaji to tell her, but she shirked...lolsAll attempts would be made to make the "parting of ways pleasant", in the words of Ashwani Kumar Aggarwal.It is a more or less unanimous decision, expect for the Ashaji's diplomatic silence.Sawaran Lata (grandmother) has left her with a message that if her food/water is written in this house, she would return. True words and this also leaves open the possibility of recalling her, in case Mrs Rattan tries to fish in troubled waters.(Rattan Bhaiya, his daughter and wife have been staying here for the past couple of months and the daughter and wife plan to stay here for some two months more. Mrs Rattan is quite | | By: Gopal's Blog | | |
| | Moé Maid Cafe in Sukhumvit | | 2007-08-02 23:40:51 | | Opened in February this year, J-Trend In Love is a bona fide “maid café”, imported straight from Japan (from Tokyo’s famous Akihabara district, to be exact). Owned by a Japanese expat, the cutesy café can be found in Time Square (around Asoke, Sukhumvit 21).
The Thais have always enjoyed reading Japanese comic books (“Doraemon” is an all-time favorite, and now there are countless Japanese comics translated into Thai – “Naruto”, “One Piece” and “Bleach” just to name a few), following Japanese anime series on TV (there was the ancient “Saint Seiya” on TV about a million years ago, as well as Kenshiro, “Dragonball” and “Dragonball Z”) and watching Japanese movies (“Death Note”, “Nada Sou Sou”, “Hula Girls” and let’s not forget that “Nana” and “Nana 2” took Bangkok by the storm a few months ago).
So I guess it was just a matter of time (and a bit of sugar and spice plus copious amounts of pink) that “maid café” would soon | | By: Street Smart Sukhumvit | | |
| | Maid Marian | | 2007-07-19 22:09:31 | | I've been getting some suggestions lately, which is good... I'm glad to have ideas on what to write about, but normally it just doesn't work that way. To write anything that I consider good, I need to be in the mood to write on the subject... so instead of writing a season preview for Michigan football, or posting funny youtube videos, I'm just going to ramble for a while about a subject that I know nothing about.I guess it doesn't help that the first lesson of love I remember came from a Disney movie. As a child I watched Robin Hood daily, and a hen always told me that, "absence makes the heart grow fonder". I'm not sure if that's true, but maybe if something is meant to be it is. Maybe crocodiles do truly come back if they are yours... or butterflies, if you'd rather. Sometimes, I think that maybe absences just make it easier for the girl to forget about me, to convince herself that it is best to stay apart. I don't know. I never find that that's true for me though, as it seems like I'm always there daydreaming about what I once had. Not having something just seems to make me want it more. Maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic, maybe I was just brainwashed by Disney as a child, but I really don't care. I want to be able to rob from the rich and give to the poor, to dance with the girl in the twilight, the sky lit with fireflies, to scale castle walls and defeat the evil usurper with a cocky grin. I want to be able to look into someone's eyes and know it's right, it's perfect, and that nothing can ever change that.I'm not sure I have ever felt more confused in my life, yet more certain at the same time. I'm not even sure if I know what that means. I know something is missing right now, but that it's not possible to fix it at the moment. Maybe time really does heal all wounds, maybe things will turn out right in the end, maybe all those things I was told about love and relationships and women are right, maybe they aren't. I really don't know if it matters or not. The oddest thing is that I don't even want to feel better. I know that it's okay to hurt..."When everything seems like the movies, yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive."I know that I could go on for ever, just spewing off movie quotes and love songs, poems and sayings... from Tennyson to The Beatles, and Shakespeare, and Casablanca, but I'm not sure if it would do any good, or even if it would make any of this better. I'm not even sure if it would make any sense. "with your feet in the air and your head on the ground...", "'tis better to have loved and lost..." "O happy dagger!", "here's lookin' at you kid", "pity me that the heart is slow to learn what the mind beholds at every turn", "she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah", "I can't see me lovin' nobody but you for all of my life"... It doesn't make any sense in my mind, anyway."And if I hurt you, then I'm sorry, please don't think that this was easy"I know I'm rambling badly, but it's a projection of my thoughts, I suppose I'm almost at stream of conscious at this point. Intellectually, I know that I will be all right in the long run, I know that things will get better eventually, but none of that is penetrating this shell at the moment. Even this writing feels incomplete, but maybe that is just a reflection of my own self."I woke up today without my left arm"Maybe absence really does make the heart grow fonder.Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day... | | By: Blast Shields Down | | |
| | Old Maid Day. | | 2007-06-03 23:23:00 | | Today, June 4th … According to some almanacs, this day is Old Maid’s Day. In spite of the efforts of the feminist movement, there doesn’t seem to be much evidence of overwhelming enthusiasm for celebrating this day. Surprisingly, there are several claimants for the honour of inventor of the occasion sometime in the late 1940’s, in America. It may be an adaptation of the Leap Year idea especially resurrected in honour of returning servicemen and in reflection of the hope of the greater number of available women waiting at home. I blame the name of the day for the lack of enthusiasm for making merry on the day. I blame it even more on the lack of a special food to celebrate it with. It would hardly help the cause to use the dish sometimes called “Old Maid Pie”, and you will understand why when I tell you its other names are “Scrap Pie” or “Saturday Pie”. It doesn’t take much imagination to realise that this is the traditional pie of the weeks leftovers, the | | By: The Old Foodie | | |
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