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    Sunday Morning Off-Topic: Mark Twain and Mothers Day Edition!
    2008-05-11 05:00:48
      It's Sunday Morning, that means it's time for a little off-topic reading.  I've arbitrarily decided that until football season beings, Sunday's will be where we take a part of our day and read some examples of fantastic writing.  This week's off-topic features the King of American Writing, Mark Twain.  This piece, "On the Decay of the Art of Lying", was submitted to a writing contest for a 30 dollar cash prize.  It did not win.  But it's a fantastic piece of satire, and worth a few moments of your Sunday. Also, and please may Big Cat Country not be your reminder, but it's Mothers Day today.  This website and my passion for football wouldn't exist were it not for my Mother's persistence.  I may not understand her obsession with Oakland's Rob Ryan but she introduced me to football.  So on this day of days, I like to say thanks! Mark Twain, below the fold:   Mark Twain: On the Decay of the Art of Lying Observe, I do not mean t
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    Mark Twain’s Heidelberg
    2008-04-16 17:49:28
    “One thinks Heidelberg by day – with its surroundings – is the last possibility of the beautiful; but when he sees Heidelberg by night, a fallen Milky Way, with that glittering railway constellation pinned to the border, he requires time to consider upon the verdict.” Mark Twain wrote this ode to Heidelberg in his humorous [...]
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    Chasing the News: Mark Twain’s Inkwell to Blogger’s Slippers
    2008-04-11 03:15:15
    Museum Review : By EDWARD ROTHSTEIN WASHINGTON — Look through the glass walls of a television studio at the Newseum — the much-heralded $450 million museum created by, for and about news acolytes, news reporters, newshounds, newsreaders, news watchers, newsmakers and news advocates that opens on Friday — and you get an imposing view of the [...]
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    Mark Twain Quotes
    2008-03-02 15:12:00
    Samuel Clemens/Mark Twain (1835 - 1910). Twain is considered the greatest humorist of 19th Century American literature. His novels and stories about the Mississippi River: The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876) and Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1894) are still popular with modern readers. You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. Never tell the truth to those unworthy
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    Funny - Fools Quotes - Mark Twain
    2007-09-28 14:56:00
    “Ah well, I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His work must be contemplated with respect.” Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist and writer
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    Truth - Fiction Quotes - Mark Twain
    2007-09-22 17:48:00
    “Truth is stranger than fiction – to some people, but I am measurably familiar with it. Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; truth isn't.” Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist and writer
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    Humor - Ethics Quotes - Mark Twain
    2007-09-20 17:18:00
    “Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.” Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist and writer
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    Humor - Confidence Quotes - Mark Twain
    2007-09-19 18:06:00
    “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist and writer
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    Humor - Friend Quotes - Mark Twain
    2007-09-12 20:41:00
    “That is just the way of the world; an enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend to complete the thing and make it perfect.” Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist and writer
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    Exercise - Funny Quotes - Mark Twain
    2007-08-03 15:48:00
    “I take my only exercise acting as pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.” Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist and writer
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    Procrastination Quotes - Mark Twain
    2007-07-13 16:38:00
    “Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.” Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist and writer
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    Truth - Sincerity Quotes - Mark Twain
    2007-06-25 17:38:00
    “When in doubt tell the truth.” Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist and writer
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    Saving Money Quotes - Mark Twain
    2007-06-19 15:54:00
    “Simple rules for saving money: To save half, when you are fired by an eager impulse to contribute to charity, wait, and count to forty. To save three-quarters, count sixty. To save it all, count sixty-five.” Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist and writer
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    Funny Father Quotes - Mark Twain
    2007-06-17 10:18:00
    “When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist and writer
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    Funny Golf Quotes - Mark Twain
    2007-06-07 17:20:00
    “I've been studying the game of golf pretty considerably. I guess I understand now how it's played. It's this way. You take a small ball into a big field and you try to hit it – the ball not the field. At the first attempt you hit the field and not the ball. After that you probably hit the air...
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    Find Fault - Blame Quotes - Mark Twain
    2007-06-05 19:24:00
    “It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.” Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist and writer
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    Ethics - Lies Quotes - Mark Twain
    2007-05-23 16:28:00
    “One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that the cat has only nine lives.”Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist and writer
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    Motivation - Rewards Quotes - Mark Twain
    2007-05-17 16:56:00
    “Tom said to himself that it was not such a hollow world, after all. He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it – namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain. If he had been a great and wise philosopher, like the writer of this book, he would now have comprehended that Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and that Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.”Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist and writer
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    Sleep - Humor Quotes - Mark Twain
    2007-05-15 19:41:00
    “Don't go to sleep, so many people die there.”Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist and writer
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    Risk - Investment Quotes - Mark Twain
    2007-05-11 12:48:00
    “Behold, the fool saith, 'Put not all thine eggs in the one basket' - which is but a manner of saying, 'Scatter your money and your attention'; but the wise man saith, 'Put all your eggs in the one basket and - WATCH THAT BASKET.'”Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist and writer
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