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| Articles about Maxine |
| | Arturo Chiang Maxine Sandals | | 2008-06-23 11:28:24 | | Copyright © 2008 Timika. Visit the original article at http://kyesi.com/arturo-chiang-maxine-sandals/.
These exotic snake skin embossed leather 4 inch sandals by Arturo Chiang are stunningly sexy and just right for summer time.Two over sized jewel ornaments gives a fun and playful element to the sandals.These snake skin embossed sandals look equally gorgeous in gold.Arturo Chiang [...]
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| | Maxine Waters Threatens to Socialize the Oil Companies | | 2008-05-25 07:06:37 | | Cross posted on Grizzly Groundswell
Sorry, I am a couple of days late on this one. During last week’s congressional hearing with oil executives Maxine Waters threatened to socialize the oil companies. Here is the video:
Well, she obviously realized that she slipped up by showing where she really stands politically by using the word “socialize.” She [...] | | By: Wake Up America | | |
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| | Would Someone PLEASE Buy This For Maxine??? | | 2008-04-21 08:14:05 | | Atlanta’s Clermont Hotel is for sale, and Maxine wants it. It’s precioussssssss!
Well, it was.
It is now considered one of America’s Top 20 Dive Bars and Maxine NEEDS IT!!!!!!
They even have a stripper named “Blondie,” whose claim to fame is her talent at crushing beer cans with her breasticles!!!
We would, of course, rename it the [...] | | By: Maxine's House of Ill Repute | | |
| | Maxine Gets Memed | | 2008-04-19 17:15:09 | | I have been tagged with the “Fluff Five Meme” by Lumpy Lumps, so here goes…
Five Things Found In Your Bag…
This is my Ducati bag by Tumi. As you will see, it’s deceptively small.
This is all the stuff I keep in my purse, and it probably requires some explanation. On the first row, is [...] | | By: Maxine's House of Ill Repute | | |
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| Maxine Orders a Code Red | | 2008-04-16 11:54:54 | | Click here to read the story about the assholes from my hometown who baked a kitten.
I’m 99.99999% positive that the “two teenagers seen running from the house” are the guilty party.
I am SO FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THIS, that I just don’t know what to do.
Actually, I do know what to do.
I’m ordering a code red.
Tom [...] | | By: Maxine's House of Ill Repute | | |
| | Introducing Maxine’s Shop of Ill Repute!!! | | 2008-04-14 15:17:47 | | Fart Blossoms, I’d like to make a major announcement. Maxine’s Shop of Ill Repute is now open!!!!
The absolutely useless shit you’ll find up in there is pricey as hell, but there’s a really good reason for that.
100 PERCENT OF THE PROFITS GO TO MAXINE’S CHARITY OF THE MONTH!!!
That’s right, ya’ll, every last penny of profit [...] | | By: Maxine's House of Ill Repute | | |
| | Hi, My Name is Maxine, and I’m a… | | 2008-04-03 04:47:34 | |
When I was growing up, you knew somebody was fixin’ to throw down when they took off their shirt.
It didn’t matter if the participants were male, female or transgendered - if the shirts came off, there was fixin’ to be a fight. To this day, I have no idea why people in my hometown took [...] | | By: Maxine's House of Ill Repute | | |
| | Help Maxine Fight the Good Fight (UPDATED) | | 2008-04-02 15:16:50 | | UPDATE: I may not have an ass, but I sure feel like one. I should have remembered (thanks, Pink Ladybugs) that “Buddy Christ” was the name of the newer, cooler Jesus from Kevin Smith’s film, “Dogma.”
I’ll write more tomorrow morning about dealing with my angry, bitter, old queen issues.
Dammit.
Ya’ll, this ol’ ho [...] | | By: Maxine's House of Ill Repute | | |
| | Maxine’s Cure for the Common “I’m Pissy” Blues | | 2008-03-28 06:46:12 | |
… I bought a new car.
It’s a 2008 Ford Mustang convertible. The above picture is identical to the new ride, right down to the dark candy apple red exterior and parchment interior.
NOTE: Getting INTO debt makes Maxine feel good. Getting OUT of debt makes Maxine feel bad.
Now, ya’ll just wait. I don’t want folks writing [...] | | By: Maxine's House of Ill Repute | | |
| | Maxine’s Press Release Regarding Eliot Spitzer | | 2008-03-11 04:14:13 | |
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - My publicist say I don’t know no Eliot Spitzer. She say, “No matter what, bitch, deny, deny, deny.”
She say I don’t know nothing ’bout no ‘prostitution rings’ - ‘cock rings’, yes, but ‘prostitution rings’, no.
She also say I don’t employ no high-class brunettes. At least that’s the truth. Everybody wants blondes. [...] | | By: Maxine's House of Ill Repute | | |
| | The Legend of Maxine and Cooter Brown | | 2008-03-08 06:48:55 | |
My dearest Fart Blossoms - especially Wendy over at What I’m Doing Right Now - if you ever, ever, take any advice from this old ho, then take the following advice to heart:
DO NOT BUY A PIG AT THE FLEA MARKET.
I’m speaking from di-rect experience here, Fart Blossoms, so I know what I’m talking about. [...] | | By: Maxine's House of Ill Repute | | |
| | Maxine’s Mangina | | 2008-03-04 03:35:25 | | I’ve added yet another new feature to the House of Ill Repute. Over on the far right side of the screen, just below the pretty pink “E-MAIL MAXINE” link, you’ll see a new heading…
SHIT THAT FELL OUT OF MAXINE’S MANGINA
These are just random thoughts - usually lyrics, quotes, etc. that I either can’t get out [...] | | By: Maxine's House of Ill Repute | | |
| | A New Low for Maxine | | 2008-02-22 07:24:35 | |
My Fart Blossoms, I tell you this with a heavy heart. I have hit a new low in life.
But before I tell you about the new low, let me tell you about how things once were. I, Fart Blossoms, was once a member of the Glitterati - I was young, thin(ish) and fabulous. I was [...] | | By: Maxine's House of Ill Repute | | |
| | | Maxine’s Guide to Etiquette and Class in the 21st Century | | 2008-01-14 15:41:42 | | I’ve been ruminatin’ today on my argument posited regarding R-A-C-E in the U-S-A (I’m in a John Cougar kinda mood today, Fart Blossoms), and realized that it’s nobody’s fault that ain’t nobody got no class anymore. Etiquette isn’t taught in or schools or, apparently, in most homes, and ol’ Maxine realized what most people need [...] | | By: Maxine's House of Ill Repute | | |
| | The Ballad of Maxine and Perkles Paquisha | | 2008-01-13 07:45:13 | | It was a dark and stormy night…
…actually, that’s not true. We don’t see many of those since the drought came to Atlanta and everyone started to figure out that Al Gore is a demigod (I, of course, knew all along). Instead, it was just your average, run-of-the-mill shitty-as-shitty-can-be day. I was sick of Atlanta, sick [...] | | By: Maxine's House of Ill Repute | | |
| | | Help find Jackie Hooper's sister - mother's name Maxine Soape | | 2007-09-21 21:29:00 | | Through our blogs we have the wonderful opportunity to reach a huge audience worldwide. I believe that we should be grateful for this chance and, whatever topic we blog about, we can show our thanks by using the power of our blogs to help others when we can.The NAFASG©™ blog has posted the following meme in an attempt to find the sister of a fellow blogger, Shinade of Blue Ribbon Bloggers, The Painted Veil, Santa's Community Blog.Please consider posting this yourself. If you then head over to NAFASG©™ post 'Searching For Her Younger Sister' and let them know that you have done so, by commenting on their post, you will receive a link from them in thanks. If you have posted the meme after reading it on this blog then let me know, by commenting here, and I too will include your link. To take part please copy the following into a post:----Start Of Article-----Please spare some time to read this post that we have written on behalf of a good friend of ours in the blogosphere. By reading this post and spreading the word to the others around you, you could reunite two people who shared an extraordinary relationship. You could be the one to reunite two sisters.Her name is Jackie Hooper, also known as Shinade. Her biological mother was Maxine Soape, but a couple had adopted her. According to her, besides her mother, she also had a younger sister as a family member. Just like her, her sister, who was born in 1959 or 1960 and is three years younger than her, had also been adopted out to another couple, by her own paternal uncle.Both were born in the same hometown of East Texas, but are now being adopted by two different couples and have been separated since then. The sister is currently staying with her adopted parents in Pueblo, Colorado.Jackie has never stood a chance to watch her younger sister grow, and has never even known what her sister’s name is.As painful as it is to be worlds apart from your friends, it is even more painful to be worlds apart from your own flesh and blood. So readers, we hope that you can show some sense of empathy towards Jackie ‘Shinade’ Hooper who longs to rebuild her life with her younger sister whom she holds very dear in her heart throughout the years.This is your chance to do something good for someone in our global society who is in need of our helping hands.If you can provide any information about Jackie’s sister that would be able to assist Jackie in her search, we urge you to keep us in the loop or directly inform Jackie at her blog. Your liberality towards helping out in this search would be greatly appreciated by all of us here, but the one who would be most thankful to you is Jackie herself.A little kindness goes a long way. Readers, please show your compassion towards someone who wants nothing else but to reunite with her beloved younger sister once again. They share a strong kinship, and they deserve to be together till the end of time.Please read this special message from our friend, Jackie, and start doing your part in finding her long lost sister.“My only message would be that I would so like to have the opportunity to get to know her and her family. I know she has children also. And, that I love her even though I don't know who she is or where she is.” – Jackie ‘Shinade’ Hooper---End Of Article--- , alexa | | By: Blogging Sueblimely | | |
| | Maxine Thursday. | | 2007-08-03 04:06:59 | | It’s been a while since I last posted a Maxine cartoon. I’ve received a lot of comments and emails asking if I do the comic-I wish because I’d be rich. Maxine is drawn by John Wagner-a Hallmark artist who first sketched the wise-cracking old lady back in 1986. She is the first and only cartoon character to originate from the greeting card industry. She’s appealing to so many people because she tells it like it is-like in the cartoon below.
greeting cards, hallmark, humor, maxine, maxine artist, maxine cartoons, maxine creator | | By: Ramblings Of An Undisturbed Mind | | |
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