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| The "My 1st Guest Offender!!" Offensive | | 2008-08-24 22:48:00 | | That's right, to celebrate my 214th post here, I have invited Crotchety Old Man to do my very first Guest Offender post.He recently mentioned over on the humor bloggers forum that he has a variety of offensive smilies and emoticons that, (and I quote), "They are pretty offensive, with absolutely no redeeming social values."Well! Where better to showcase them than here, right?!Right.Hooyah!!So I proudly present to you... my 1st guest blogger with his special offensive smiley story:Smilies are the... | | By: The Offended Blogger | | |
| | If your a Sex Offender, this team may be for you | | 2008-06-27 15:44:49 | | Here is a hilarious trailer I found I Hot Clicks today. It is of a movie featuring a Sex Offenders football team. First these guys are the favorite by committing they’re sex crimes and now they are the underdogs but then again they are playing flag football. They should be good at [...]... | | By: Sportfiends | | |
| | The "May the Best Offender Win!!!!" Offensive | | 2008-06-12 20:47:00 | | (Get your best dirty jokes and offensive posts ready folks, it's time for the Weekender Offender awards!!)Oh, alright, I am painfully aware that it has been awhile since I handed out my lovely and highly coveted Weekender Offender award, and I've had a few e-mails bugging me about kindly reminding me that I am long overdue and seriously slacking on my duties here.Soooo, I thought I'd better do something before the riots begin and I have to run all of you over with my monster truck!!I know, that ... | | By: The Offended Blogger | | |
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| The Weekender Offender "Tattoo Me!" Edition! | | 2008-03-08 15:39:00 | | Hey fellow offenders, it's the weekend again and this Weekender Offender is dedicated to ME!! That's right, I am the bestest fecking offender ever in the history of offenders, and to prove it I added a picture of myself up there just for you.No, I am not picking my nose in that picture, I am only pretending to. I am really flipping you off!See how good I am at this offending business?Hooyah!!!To celebrate, this weekend I decided I am going to get a new tattoo and I'd love it if you would help me... | | By: The Offended Blogger | | |
| | The Weekender Offender - Willy Edition! | | 2008-02-09 01:00:00 | | Welcome to a very special edition of the Weekender Offender, featuring the final voting for this week's "What Was Willy Thinking?" caption contest!!We had quite a rousing reaction to our first ever Willy competition, with nearly 70 entries, and it was extremely stimulating for Claire and I to see all of the wonderful and funny responses. Of course, Willy was beyond excited and he is simply ready to burst now that we have reached this week's climax!!I'm sure you know that was not easy to select t... | | By: The Offended Blogger | | |
| | The "Overboard Offender" Offensive | | 2008-01-08 21:06:00 | | If I were the captain, that's how I'd have done it! ;) A SECOND Australian sex offender has been thrown off a P&O cruise ship in as many weeks, as police also investigate claims of drink spiking on a third company ship. Six months after claiming passenger safety was paramount as a raft of changes were made in the wake of the Dianne Brimble inquest, the company is again facing questions about security on its ships. In the past two weeks, two pedophiles have been "disembarked", a woman alleged she was raped on board by an Australian male and NSW police are investigating claims of drink spiking. Sydney water police are investigating the alleged drink spiking on the P&O Pacific Dawn, which docked in Sydney yesterday after a 12-night Pacific Cruise. Police, who were alerted by P&O of the claims on January 2, boarded the ship yesterday. A spokeswoman said it was believed the incident happened between 1am and 3am but she was unable to provide further details about where on the ship.---> Read More ... | | By: The Offended Blogger | | |
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| The Weekender Offender | | 2008-01-05 10:12:00 | | Hello fellow offenders, it's the weekend again!For this Weekender Offender, I am taking the time to thank my friends and fellow bloggers over at Blog Catalog for taking the time to answer a quick, unscientific poll about who offends them the most.I enjoyed all of their wonderful suggestions and as promised, I am dedicating an entire post to the BC'ers and their nominees. Please click on their links and visit their incredibly wonderful blogs!!The participants were:Unfettered: http://www.myselfunfettered.net/blog http://www.loquaciouscurmudgeon.netMikster : http://realitybanned.blogspot.comCrpitt: http://crpitt.blogspot.com/Dpivans1: http://cravesfavsandraves.blogspot.comhttp://cravesfavsandravesentertainment.blogspot.comhttp://cravesfavsandravesgifts.blogspot.comhttp://cravesfavsandraveshumor.blogspot.comhttp://cravesfavsandravespolitical.blogspot.comhttp://cravesfavsandravestravel.blogspot.comJungl: http://knitting.thomaslaupstad.com/http://blog.thomaslaupstad.comStephaiec: http://mytwentysomethingcents.blogspot.com/stevewilson: http://electioncenter2008.blogspot.comhttp://newsnetdaily.blogspot.comhttp://www.stevenwilsonmarketing.blogspot.comI decided to start with Mikster's entry, Bob the Viagra guy. Now I'm not so sure he didn't mean Bob Dole, but I had to go with THE Bob from those frigging annoying commercials. If I hadn't spent a small fortune on my 60" flat panel, it would have been toast a long time ago thanks to this asshole:If you don't agree that Bob is the most offensive of this bunch then you seriously have issues...probably ones that require you to use Viagra yourself. Sad.Anyhoo, moving on. Unfettered, who is apparently offended by 9 out of 10 people on the planet, suggested I add Stalin to my list of people who offend. He is an obvious choice, right? I can totally agree, I mean he was responsible for more souls being slaughtered than Hitler or even George Bush, so he comes in at number 2.Moving on quickly before we start to t... | | By: The Offended Blogger | | |
| | Lingere store clerk to be labeled a sex offender | | 2007-05-24 18:05:27 | | Police Raid Lingerie Shop LUBBOCK, TX -- An obscure law sends one local lingerie store clerk to jail. And now she may forever have to register as a sex offender.The lingerie store, Somethin’ Sexy was raided by police last week for violating Lubbock`s sexually oriented business ordinance. "I feel like I`m in 1690 Salem, Massachusetts and we`re looking for a witch to burn" says the store’s owner. The witch: the owner of Somethin’ Sexy. He`s speaking out about the raid of his shop and the arrest of his employee. Now, if convicted, the clerk will have to register as a sex offender. "I think it`s ridiculous. She`s not a sex offender, she was selling something that I had instructed them it was ok to sell, I think it`s ridiculous" he says. Earlier this month, four officers raided the shop, confiscating several toys deemed to be illegal by the Texas penal code. The code states "a person who possesses six or more obscene devices is presumed to possess them with intent to promote the sam... | | By: Dyre Portents | | |
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