| Famous Insults--The One Liners | | 2008-08-01 01:52:32 | | "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."Winston Churchill"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."Winston Churchill"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."Clarence Darrow"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."Moses Hadas"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."Abraham Lincoln"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."Groucho Marx"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."Mark Twain"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."Oscar Wilde"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one."G | | By: YOUNGISTAN-Land of Youth | | |
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| One liners | | 2008-03-21 09:21:05 | | Medical ethics experts are still struggling with the question as to whether or not it's fitting for young male gynecologists to keep looking up old girlfriends. | | By: Life Disguised in Humor | | |
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| ALZHEIMERS ONE LINERS #7 | | 2007-06-08 00:45:00 | | I was walking down the hallway into the common area of the nursing home. The music of John Denver was playing in the background. One of the elderly female residents was talking to one of her friends. When they were talking I thought I heard something | | By: Top Of My Head | | |
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| ALZHEIMER'S ONE LINERS #6 | | 2007-04-03 20:14:00 | | Marie’s daughter Joan liked to take her mother out for lunch every month. Marie was a resident in the long-term care facility in the wandering Alzheimer’s unit. She was a mellow Alzheimer’s patient and did not have many behaviors. & | | By: Top Of My Head | | |
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| ALZHEIMER'S ONE LINERS #5 | | 2007-02-19 18:39:00 | | Mrs. J was pushing another resident in a wheelchair in the hallway when I walked up to her. She looked at me and smiled. She then let go of the handles on the wheelchair and proceeded to walk towards me. As she walked towards me she stated, &quo | | By: Top Of My Head | | |
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| ALZHEIMER'S ONE LINERS #4 | | 2007-02-12 19:04:00 | | Mrs. M was sitting in her wheelchair in her room. I was there to see her because she was on antibiotics for a urinary tract infection (UTI). I asked her "how do you feel?" Mrs. M sat there for several seconds staring ahead. I could tell she | | By: Top Of My Head | | |
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| ALZHEIMER'S ONE LINERS #3 | | 2006-09-09 01:01:00 | | Mrs. G was an 75-year-old woman who had a significant history of dementia with paranoia and behaviors was sitting in her room one day. She resided in the locked down wandering unit of the facility. I was there that day to examine her. I as | | By: Top Of My Head | | |
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| One Liners (Part1......I Hope) | | 2006-08-31 05:28:00 | | I realized that for the longest time, I have been sprouting one-liners. Not sure if they are unique, but I guess I will just put up a few that I remember and add to it as I go along:
On what started this Blog
Well, let me put it this way…..
On Technology
Technology is only meaningful if they are applied; otherwise, they are just plain BuangKok
On Price of services
Its never too cheap when you | | By: Put it This Way | | |
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| ALZHEIMER'S ONE LINERS #2 | | 2006-08-17 19:48:00 | | Mrs. G resides on the wandering locked-down unit with a history of Alzheimer’s. Usually she cannot have a conversation with the nurses or residents and has a history of frequent behaviors with yelling and screaming. One day she was in the commo | | By: Top Of My Head | | |
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| ALZHEIMER'S ONE LINERS #1 | | 2006-08-13 21:25:00 | | After listening to Mrs. B’s bowel sounds I started to palpate her abdomen and asked her if she had any pain. Her response: “Oh I have been trying to get rid of that baby for years.” | | By: Top Of My Head | | |
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