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| | Blonde wanted to be policeman | | 2008-07-01 08:22:23 | | There where these 3 blonde women that wanted to be policemen. So the blonde's go into the police station for the job but first they have to pass a test.The first blonde goes in and the man asks her "What she can tell about the suspect in the photo?" So the blonde says "Well he must be half blind since he only has one eye." The guy says no and that it is a side photo. So the next blonde comes in and says "Well he must be hard of hearing because he only has 1 ear" The man says " no, it is a side photo" So its the last blondes turn and she goes in there and looks at the photo. She says, "Well, I believe that the suspect wears contacts. So the guy says, "well, I'm going to have to check on that." So he comes back and says "wow, how did you know the suspect wore contacts?" And the blonde replies, "well, it sure would be hard to buy glasses if you only have 1 eye and 1 ear."
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| | TalkTalk says it does not want to be an Internet policeman | | 2008-04-04 10:10:15 | | Your ISP an an Internet policemen at least in the UK got a bit harder today, but not surprising that an ISP would want to reject the idea of being responsible for what people do on the Internet.
This is a very slippery slope for the part of an ISP to start patrolling the Internet [...] | | By: techwag | | |
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| Policeman gets 54 months' jail for graft | | 2008-03-15 06:07:00 | | PUTRAJAYA: A police lance corporal was sentenced to 54 months' jail after being found guilty of 13 counts of corruption involving RM32,500 by the Miri Sessions Court yesterday.
A press statement from the Anti-Corruption Agency said judge Azhari Kamal Ramli also slapped a RM20,000 fine on Robert Tira Erai.
According to the facts of the case, Robert, 40, had corruptly accepted the money, paid | | By: No2umnO | | |
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| Israeli Policeman's Witch Hunt | | 2007-07-21 22:53:00 | | ו' באב תשס"זI didn't like it when witches were run out of a small Illinois town and I don't like it when witches in Israel are sued because some policeman isn't satisfied with a witch's witchery.Coffee grounds brewed trouble for Israeli fortunetellerBy Dion Nissenbaum, McClatchy NewspapersFri Jul 20, 10:10 AM ETJAFFA, Israel— For nearly a quarter-century, Sana Kuma has been staring into the bottoms of coffee cups to divine the future for top Israeli models, actresses and businessmen.It is in the chocolate swirls of coffee grounds that the dark-eyed, lemon-blond- haired, 40-something fortuneteller can see what lies ahead.Her fawning customers consider Kuma a sage and soothsayer.To the Israeli government she was a witch and a fraud.This year, Kuma became one of the few people ever to be charged in Israel with practicing magic, a unique crime punishable by up to five years in jail."It's against the law to be a fortuneteller," said Ofer Almog , a Tel Aviv attorney who repre | | By: Walking On Fire | | |
| | Thank You, Mr. Policeman! | | 2007-06-25 04:24:00 | | Peeple thinks that being a police officer, you are also a licensed robber. They misunderstood! Nowadays, many peeples join the police force to get free donuts, nasi lemak and free flow of coffee, as long as you help the law offenders by giving them a chance to change. Policemen are lovely ain't it? There are many heartwarming stories about police officers which accept a cup of coffee than penis penalise peeple.You think it's easy to be a police officer? Sometimes, your own buddy will bite you. You'll have to drive so fast you shit on your pants just to catch up with an F1 driver. You'll be laughed at because you take a kid's bike for your own pleasure.There are times when you go to the beach in a group and look for hot chicks. You guys will whistle and flirt " Hey sweetie!, I'm your friendly neigbourhood cop." When you are asked to go on a patrol, you quickly take out your rollers and off to the street in style.Peeple has been asking why do you need so much for a cup of coffee bu | | By: Engrish 101 | | |
| | | Policeman's pay lowered for mating dog. | | 2006-09-15 15:11:57 | | Read This FirstVargoyle’s Comments:The officials in this story are really stupid. They lower the pay of a police officer because the dog he looks after for the department got pregnant. Now you may think his pay should be lowered as he didn’t take responsibility. That may kind of be true but if the officials really didn’t want the dog pregnant couldn’t they’ve just had her spayed? I guess so. So you officials why don’t you lower your pay also as you have had bad oversight on this one! | | By: Foddity | | |
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