| More Redneck Graffiti - When a Redneck Attacks - Video | | 2008-06-22 12:33:00 | | What happens when rednecks attack? Folks it ain't pretty, but it is funny. Beware of attacking rednecks. Learn more in our video.
Plus, it's about time we presented a little more redneck graffiti, and we have a couple of new ones that fill the bill.
Poor Bubba got behind in his mortgage payments and didn't know what to do. Fortunately, Bubba is a creative devil and came up with this unusual | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Kentucky Redneck Jokes | | 2008-06-17 16:27:14 | | Did you hear about the guy from Kentucky who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can’t touch it till she’s fourteen.
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Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. “Where do you [...] | | By: Encyclopedia of Humor | | |
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| Have You Ever Seen A Redneck Pacifier? | | 2008-05-25 00:16:40 | |
Taking Billy Bob Teeth t the limit! I don’t know if I can talk my wife into buying a Redneck Pacifier for Kaden, our new daughter.
Have you ever seen anything like this before?
Thank You so much for coming up on The Porch, please come back soon!
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| Redneck Home Schoolin’ | | 2008-05-10 08:20:14 | | It seems more and more these days that Home Schooling is becoming even more popular. My wife and I have several friends that either have children at home in school, or at least have tried it for a year or so and found it really wasn’t for them.
I know for my wife and I, we haven’t [...] | | By: The Front Porch View | | |
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| New Online Redneck Dating | | 2008-05-04 04:05:00 | | Many of the people use internet today for time pass, for doing shopping or else for doing some other thing. When it comes to dating online they are many online sites which provide free dating membership. But recently I found a good site at which we can find our dream partner with similar interests. Redneck personals are providing this kind of service. Only members of United States can use this website. They have been launched in 2005. They have not been quite popular for time. But now by using these methods they want to reach people. Here people details are secure and they will review each and every member. Even if you get any trouble from any member then you can report their team which takes your case seriously. And also by signing up to their website you can also get t-shirt with redneck poster which is priced at just $11.99. It is very interesting to join their website. Already many members joined their website and enjoying the membership. You can also see the photos of the memb | | By: Blogging Demo | | |
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| Redneck Mark Spitz, Redneck Construction Work, Redneck Tow Truck - Video | | 2008-05-03 13:53:00 | | Ever see those signs on elevators that tell you the elevator car has a ten person or 1600 pound limit? Since when does the average adult weigh 160 pounds? Not in my neighborhood, he doesn’t, and that includes the women. We are in a super size world but the manufacturers don’t seem to recognize that.
Well, in this first video, our Mark Spitz wanna be is not made for this pool. He is a super size | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| What's More Redneck Than a Redneck Trailer Home? | | 2008-04-27 10:59:00 | | What makes a Redneck house a home? The soft warm touches that you apply to your home are what differentiate your home from all of those other more mundane houses, of course. Those changes are how you make your house your home.
Having said that, the following houses should in no way be labeled mundane, but we do encourage labeling them as Redneck because the touches added by the owners are the | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Highrise! | | 2008-04-21 08:15:37 | | Sometimes it is just so Dawg Gone hard to find a level spot for your new home! Country Boy’s know how to Get R’ Done!
No this was not taken in the North Georgia Mountains…or at least it wasn’t taken by me! I was however looking through the Northeast Georgia MLS the other day and found [...] | | By: The Front Porch View | | |
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| Redneck Gas Passing Contest | | 2008-03-31 18:35:00 | | Here we have a bunch of redneck folks going about their business in a rather fancy public restroom. It is clear that no one planned for the redneck moment that occurred, but they all readily joined in once that moment began.
None of the characters in our little drama display any outward signs of a redneck appearance; in fact, they all appear rather prosperous. But redneck is a mind set not a | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| WalMart Lowered My Redneck Status. | | 2008-03-30 04:39:38 | | There was a time, not too long ago, that I considered myself a “high-class” redneck. I have no tires, or car parts in my yard, I don’t wear camo and although I think a few NASCAR drivers are cute, I don’t consider it a religion. Tonight, or shall I say earlier this morning, I did [...] | | By: Ramblings Of An Undisturbed Mind | | |
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| Redneck Taxicab, Redneck Ferrari, Redneck Car Wash and Redneck Power Windows | | 2008-03-09 17:01:00 | | The New York City taxicab drivers must have negotiated a very lucrative contract after their strike last year because it is not often that you see a Ferrari being employed as a gypsy cab.
The real issue in the strike was GPS tracking of the taxicabs, but money is always a factor in any contract negotiations. However, any cabbie would have to drive a whole lot of hours each week no matter what | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Engineering Exam | | 2008-02-16 23:31:00 | | This subject hits close to home. Around here, the main industries are the stripping of our natural resources, logs and coal. The manufacturing sector has gone from moonshine to marijuana to methamphetamine. I know from whence I speak, because I have a bathtub on my front porch and a litter of puppies underneath. Redneck Power Windows (via Bits and Pieces) OK, we need to set the mood for the test. Watch this squirrel and penguin to get the tune stuck in your head. Redneck Engineering Exam 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum. 2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? a) '66 Ford Fairlane b) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle c) '64 Pontiac GTO 3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product? 4. A pulpwood cutter has chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The | | By: Miss Cellania | | |
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| Redneck TV Commercial | | 2008-01-21 20:01:00 | | What might a TV commercial look like if Joe Bob redneck were put in charge of filming it? Well, we found a few television commercials that just had to be filmed by good old Joe Bob, and we just so happen to have a few of them here for your viewing pleasure. Sit back and prepare to laugh.
Coloreria is a laundry detergent brand in Italy. Apparently their slogan is "colored is better." If you | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Transportation | | 2008-01-14 18:11:00 | | As potholes go, this is one heavy-duty redneck hole in the ground. You will not likely find many other potholes that will challenge your driving skills as much as this one will.
Hopefully the parking lot folks didn't charge our victim much to park in this spot because that would be rubbing salt into the wound. This redneck is going to need something even better than 4-wheel drive to escape from | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Dr. Phil is a Redneck | | 2008-01-09 15:29:41 | | Well, this is why the white trash Spears family asked for Dr. Phil's help. He's a redneck! Too bad they got rid of him claimed that he was just profiting off of Britney Spears' mental illness. Look's like Dr. Phil is the one full of crap.
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| Redneck Graffiti 2008 | | 2008-01-03 18:20:00 | | We have neglected our redneck graffiti for awhile, so it is time for another installment. Here are a few choice ones.
You have to admire Bubba's frugality. That guy sure knows how to save a buck. Think I'll git him to help me "shop" for some new tires for my car.
That was sure some quick thinking on Billy Bob's part. That must have been a bad fire because I have heard that manure burns | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Ambulance Crews | | 2007-12-21 00:37:00 | | This first video should never happen, but it did. The incident took place in Ankara, Turkey, and the ambulance crew blamed the ambulance doors for not operating properly.
The second video is absolutely shocking. How anyone could perform that way on a job where someone’s life is at risk is truly unbelievable. The incident was reported in France and here is the original French account followed by | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Window Washers | | 2007-12-19 01:01:00 | | Our first image portrays true dedication to keeping a neat and clean house, however, I would be scared to death if that were my mum out there on that ledge. How should one react to discovering that his mum exhibits behavior as redneck as venturing out onto narrow ledges above the hustle, bustle and din of the city anyway?
Hey Seamus, I saw your mom out on the window ledge the other day. Is she | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Sets Himself on Fire | | 2007-12-12 17:33:00 | | The following video is of a redneck who actually sets himself on fire with the help of his so called “friends,” a word used loosely in this context.
When you are still at that immature age where you continue to make questionable decisions, it is probably a wise idea not to listen to your friends who are trying to convince you to set yourself on fire so they can video tape it.
If you get a phone | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Mercedes | | 2007-11-29 03:36:00 | | Leave it to a redneck to degrade a classic vehicle like a Mercedes simply to enable viewing the world sideways. The driver of this sedan gets to see what might have been if he had a yen to lean towards the southpaw in him.
One usually tries not to look back where he has been simply to avoid second guessing himself. However, prudence demands that you do spend some time looking where you are going | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Rest Room | | 2007-11-27 00:56:00 | | It is the redneck influence again. This is obviously not your ordinary restroom. It may be too clever to be labeled redneck, but it is definitely out of the ordinary.
It is a very clever and totally original idea for a video, although it must have cost a few dollars to set it up. To have back to back rest rooms with glass in place of the mirror alone must have cost a bit. You could only do this | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Dance King | | 2007-11-23 12:15:00 | | Imagine, if you will, a sense of freedom that permits you to shed your inhibitions and bare your inner soul letting the rest of society experience your emotions of the moment first hand. Not many of us have such freedom at any given moment. Many of us never allow that inner self to express itself…ever.
We bundle up and shelter our real thoughts and emotions from everyone else much the same as we | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Treehugger | | 2007-11-05 19:51:00 | | The owner of this property must be one heavy duty redneck for carrying tree hugging a notch too far. Some folks get so wrapped up in a cause that they eventually end up wearing blinders, and that could be the situation here. The owner cannot see the forest for his trees, since at least two of them are growing right through his building.
I like shade as much as the next guy, but imagine the | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Car Surfing Videos | | 2007-11-03 14:25:00 | | It is car surfing and it is huge on Youtube.com. Of course, it is not the brightest young men who are doing it. You might say kids with the classic redneck mentality are the ones who embrace it.
Yes sir! I am going to get myself a $35,000 vehicle, saddle myself with $600 monthly payments, and then I am going to foolishly crash that truck into a phone pole. This is so much fun! Why didn’t I | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Motor Heads | | 2007-11-01 18:24:00 | | Our first redneck’s name is Joe Bob, and Joe Bob did not know that his car’s transmission should be left in park when he parks the car. Life can be so complicated sometimes. There are so many things you have to remember just to get by these days…Like does the ‘D’ on the gear shift lever stand for done? I’m done driving so I should put the lever on ‘D’ because I’m done. That makes sense.
If | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| These Redneck Dogs Ain't Man's Best Friend | | 2007-10-26 18:02:00 | | Aah! Redneck puppy dogs can be very unpredictable, which can make for a great video. In this clip you will find man’s best friend is up to no good on many an occasion. This one is rather short, sweet and worthwhile.
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| Redneck Public Toilet | | 2007-10-17 09:24:00 | | Here is a common redneck prank that is pulled all of the time--a human head in a public toilet. I know it has happened to you because it certainly has happened to me. Even though you know it is coming, it is still funny every time.
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| Redneck Hotel Maid | | 2007-10-16 03:37:00 | | This video is proof positive that maybe you should not always trust all those folks that you take for granted.
For example, does your CPA pass your income tax return around at parties and make jokes about it? Did your doctor send your x-rays into Ripley’s Believe It or Not?
Perhaps your personal trainer makes jokes about you to his other clients.
The moral to this story might be: who else is | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Un-Redneck Carpenter | | 2007-10-11 03:11:00 | | This is one highly skilled carpenter, who is much too good to be classified as a redneck. Rednecks can only aspire to be this good at anything. If there were an Olympics category for carpentry, this worker would earn the gold medal.
Below is another tradesman who uses creativity to make up for his lack of hydraulic equipment. It may be a bit of a challenge to change the car's oil in this | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Jeff Foxworthy - Redneck Stomp | | 2007-10-07 07:04:00 | | Jeff Foxworthy is king of the redneck jokes. Nobody else even comes in a close second place. Here is Jeff’s video "Redneck Stomp." It is a classic.
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| Creative Redneck Transportation | | 2007-10-05 07:52:00 | | The redneck version of anything is always special, to say the least. First, we have a truly redneck designed and hand crafted Hog, or motorcycle for the less than hip folks in the audience. The mechanic's love for his machine clearly shows through in the workmanship. The guy even added a headlight and horn to this homemade version of "Harley Heaven."
Although it may not be street legal, you | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Wireless Telehone Call | | 2007-09-22 17:24:00 | | Sometimes you get that phone call that you simply have to take. But, when nature calls, you really cannot ignore that either. The result might very well end up like this, except that this redneck men’s room has no walls.
Well, that simply makes for more interesting conversations and undoubtedly for some animated observations from the voyeur in all of us.
Personally, I am going to hang around to | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Wedding Revenge | | 2007-09-16 20:12:00 | | All weddings are not a celebration of flowers and good wishes. Every now and then, you will run across one like this.
At a large wedding reception of about 300 guests, the groom approached a microphone on the stage to address the crowd. He thanked everyone for coming to the ceremony, many from long distances, to support the bridal couple at their wedding. He said he especially wanted to thank | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Tennis...No...Redneck Baseball...No... | | 2007-09-07 00:08:00 | | Is it tennis or is it baseball? Let's see...let's call it redneck tennis ball. Maybe you could call it redneck tenball or redneck basis? How about tennis-baseball. No matter what you call it, this is not your usual version of bat and ball. These guys are very good with a bat--a whole lot better than I was when I was a kid.
This could be a whole new version of bat and ball, but only the really | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Parachute and Hang Glider Bloopers | | 2007-08-28 08:42:00 | | For centuries man has been fascinated with the thought of soaring through the air...of flying. Now that flight has been a reality for some time, it is time to look at the redneck side of flight, specifically, parachuting and hang gliding. Here are a few bloopers of rednecks who almost flew.
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| Headless Redneck Businessman | | 2007-08-26 20:40:00 | | This redneck has obviously lost his head, and he does not appear to be handling it all that well. Unfortunately, some folks’ personalities simply do not shine during a crisis.
“Hey mister! Have you seen my head anywhere around here? It was here just a minute ago. No, it‘s not in there.”
Mr. Businessman, did you know that it was Rudyard Kipling who said: “If you can keep your head when all | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Drunken Redneck Ukrainian Wedding Fight | | 2007-08-24 00:14:00 | | Is Ukranian the Russian word for Redneck? You would think so from watching this video of a slam, bam, no-thank-you ma’am, wedding fight. These characters do not mess around when they are fighting. Get an opponent on the ground and they do not let him up no matter what.
The one guy in the dark suit really slammed his head hard into the asphalt when he went down. If he did not end up in the | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck High School Reunion | | 2007-08-09 23:31:00 | | If one ordinary picture is worth a thousand words, this photo should be worth one dictionary. We have all seen some Gatorade moments on the sidelines of football games, but this moment is about to be priceless.
You get the invitation to your high school reunion, and you think, “yeah. Why not go?”
Well, here is your reason because this is about to be one wet get together.
Notice how everyone | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Treadmill | | 2007-08-03 02:31:00 | | Even a treadmill can be a redneck. Watch this commercial and you will know why. This kind of day can be funny when it is happening to the other guy and not to you.
This video is short and sweet and worth your time.
Sometimes this is the result when you go with the lowest price. There is a reason why some folks opt for quality.
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| Redneck Penguins | | 2007-07-10 23:20:00 | | These two must both be rednecks to get along so well. The slap happy one on the right appears to exhibit that classic anti-social personality that seems to say “Oh yeah. I am redneck woman and this is my roar.” This little woman is scary. Give this girl an opportunity, and she will slap you into the next century.
It appears that she has had lots of practice keeping her Bubba in line because | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Sense | | 2007-07-02 06:06:01 | | I’ve discussed the difference between rednecks and hillbillies before; I’m not going to go over it again. But us “poor rural folk” of all stripes are really good at at least one thing... recycling. For example, a sophisticated middle-class person would find that a bucket had a leak and they’d toss it. I saved my leaky buckets, and now that we have a drought, I put them in the vegetable garden and fill them with water to make a drip irrigation system. My sophisticated counterpart would buy a soaker hose. In fact, my garden is a horrendous masterpiece of recycling. My mulch is a conglomeration of leftover vinyl siding, plastic sheeting, and newspapers, with pine needles on top. My tomato trellises are made of pipes and rebar. My peppers are supported by funeral flower stands. Of course, some take this a bit further, like using tires for flower beds and non-working autos for lawn ornaments. Not me, I have to draw the line somewhere! Redneck Wome | | By: Miss Cellania | | |
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| Redneck Boredom Buster. | | 2007-07-02 02:45:24 | | A friend and I decided to go to Dairy Queen the other evening to get a strawberry shortcake. We sat in line for about 10 minutes since everyone else thought it necessary to go at the same time as us. Needless to say I was bored by the time we got our yummy treat. I looked at it and thought it looked a bit like a penis, especially with the little knob of whip cream on top. With a little extra creativity on my part, I made my first strawberry shortcake, soft serve ice cream penis. I’m quite proud. I’m sure my mother would be too, if I was brave enough to show her the picture.
I’m quite the arteest, ain’t I?
dairy queen, humor, ice cream, ice cream penis, rednecks, strawberry shortcake | | By: Ramblings Of An Undisturbed Mind | | |
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| This is Redneck Woman | | 2007-06-12 00:32:00 | | This is redneck woman; hear her roar. And roar she does; loud and clear.
If you thought that men were the only rednecks out there, you were dead redneck wrong. Behind most male rednecks, there often beats the heart of a less-than-gorgeous redneck woman. And Bubba, these women are no strangers to the redneck way of life.
These beauties come in every shape and size, and most of them put their man | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Slingshot Video | | 2007-06-10 22:48:00 | | Aah! To be young and stupid again. Naturally, we cannot turn back the clock, but we can still aspire toward the stupidity factor. It seems that these folks have a lock on it. Some people just know how to live and how to tweak those innate gifts that nature doles out at birth. The rest of us can only hope to emulate.
You should know that no all terrain vehicles were harmed during the making of | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Road Sign | | 2007-06-01 08:41:00 | | Now that is a prudent use of government funds, that is. Definitely a wise public service announcement. Just think what could occur if an elderly couple picked up the wrong hitchhiker along this stretch of highway. Not all recent parolees have made a vow to go straight, and the wrong parolee could easily ruin your day.
But one really has to be an optimist to pick up a hitchhiker in any event in | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Feuding Humor | | 2007-05-29 17:45:00 | | Two backwoods rednecks, who lived across the river from each other, feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence, while Clarence felt the same way about John.
This went on for years until the Corps of Engineers built a bridge across the river. John was elated; he told his wife that he was finally going to get the | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Garbage Graffiti | | 2007-05-24 08:04:00 | | If Dad says you have to do it, I guess you have to do it. But what do you think Joe Bob's dad would say about it? Perhaps, one man's trash is another man's treasure?
"His Dad said: Take out the trash. So now Bubba's dating Joe Bob's sister."Hey girls! I think Joe Bob has a brother that's single. This could be your opportunity.
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| Redneck Sushi Graffiti | | 2007-05-20 08:25:00 | | Today's Redneck Graffiti:
"Jim Bob Buys Sushi at Bubba's Bait Shop!"
Dat dere Jim Bob is a bad un, he is!!
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| The Redneck Way To Make Money. | | 2007-05-17 00:23:36 | | So, I was sitting here watching Judge Judy, contemplating how to pay for the almost $1000 gas bill my mom some how “forgot” to pay, when it hit me. I live in West Virginia, right? I have access to rednecks, right? Blow-up pools don’t cost that much, Wal Mart has them for about $125. Firewood and a barrel to burn it in-pfft, not a problem. Add them all up and what do you get? A Redneck Social. I can charge single rednecks, both male and female, to come party in my new hot tub. I’m thinking $10 a head, plus the cost of beer. I could easily make $200 in one night alone. I have one concern, though. I may have to have a pre-social pinto bean dinner in order to properly “bubble” the hot tub. Take a look at the setup and tell me what you think:
The concept could work, couldn’t it?
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| Redneck Pistol Duel | | 2007-05-14 08:15:00 | | Oh yesss! This is the ultimate in Redneck thinking. Just 4 inches away from the rest of your life in jail or 4 inches away from the end of your life.
It is probably a hoax. Right after the gunshot and the man who is the target falls down and forward, look at the tree and you will see what appears to be a pole tacked onto the tree. My guess is they had some type of device send a charge through | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck and Australian Aborigine Love | | 2007-05-11 10:01:00 | | Two Australian Aborigine guides were walking in the outback with a vacationing American redneck, when, suddenly, one of the Aborigines ran up a hill toward the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" the Aborigine yelled into the cave. Then he carefully listened, hoping for a special answer.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he heard from the cave.
Tearing off his clothes, he ran into the cave | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| More Redneck Jokes | | 2007-04-30 08:06:00 | | Here are some more redneck jokes. Most have been around for awhile, but some are new to me. If you haven't heard them before, they can still be funny.
You might be a redneck if:
Your uncle’s return mailing address is the Department of Corrections.
Your wife refuses a window seat on the airplane because she just got her hair done.
You kept that fire you had in your bathroom from spreading to | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Pig | | 2007-04-20 08:38:00 | | City Slicker, Jim Bob stopped in to see his cousin, Billy Ray, whom he hadn’t seen for a couple of years. As he drove in to the farmyard, Jim Bob couldn’t help but notice a three legged pig running around in the farmyard.
After a little small talk, Jim Bob finally had to ask Billy Ray about the three legged pig.
"Wal, dat dere is the best dern pig I ever had," said Billy Ray. "He helps round up | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Chainsaw | | 2007-04-19 09:03:00 | | A redneck goes into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that can cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends a top of the line model, and the redneck, who is very impressed, buys it.
He returns it to the store the next day, saying, "this chain saw is defective. It would only cut down 1 tree and it took the whole damn day!"
The salesman takes the chain saw and starts it up to see | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Elevator | | 2007-04-16 15:21:00 | | A redneck family from rural Alabama was shopping at a mall in the big city. It was their first time in a mall, so they were experiencing culture shock big time. The father and son decided to stroll around as the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but two shiny, silver walls that would silently move apart and then slide back together again especially caught their | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Vacation | | 2007-04-15 05:22:00 | | Jim Bob and Bubba were shooting the breeze one day when Jim Bob told Bubba, "Ya know, I figger I'm dab near ready fer a 'nother vacation. Only this year I'm gwan do it a bit different. The last several years, I took your advice about where to go."
Three years ago, you told me to go to Hawaii. Wal, I went to Hawaii and Jolene got pregnant.
Then, two years ago, you said, "Go to the Bahamas," and | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Party Jokes | | 2007-04-06 02:40:00 | | Joe Bob has been in the business world for 20+ years and is worn out from all of the stress. He quits his job and buys 40 acres and a cabin in the remote regions of Montana--as far as he can get from the rest of humanity. His only human contacts are the postman, who visits once a week, and when he stops at the local market for groceries about once a month. Other than that, his life is absolute | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Humor Is Back! | | 2007-03-29 08:57:00 | | You might be a redneck:
If you see a sign that says say no to crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.You might be a redneck:
If you’ve ever made change in the offering plateYou might be a redneck:
If you go to the family reunion to meet womenYep! It's thanks again to Jeff Foxworthy for his redneck gems.
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| More Redneck Humor | | 2007-03-19 07:17:00 | | Suzy Lee fell in love.
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy about it all,
She told her pappy so.
Pappy told her, "Suzie Gal
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo maw don't know,
But Joe is yo half-brother."
So Suzie forgot about her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling pappy this,
He said "There's trouble still."
"You can't marry Will, my gal
and please don't tell | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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| Redneck Jokes | | 2007-03-12 08:18:00 | | Jeff Foxworthy is the man when it comes to redneck jokes. Here are a few of his gems:
You might be a redneck if:
You ever cut your grass and found a car.You might be a redneck if:
Your dad walks you to school because you’re in the same grade.You might be a redneck if:
You ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister’s honor. | | By: McCafferty's Pub | | |
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