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| Acertijo matematico. Los renos de Santa Claus | | 2008-06-30 15:27:12 | | Santa Claus va a repartir regalos a casa de la familia Pérez , y el Sr.Pérez le pregunta: ¿Qué edad tienen tus tres renos?
El producto de sus edades es 2450, responde Santa Claus – y la suma es el doble de tu edad (sí, S.C. sabe la edad de todo el mundo). tras un [...] | | By: Acertijos y mas cosas | | |
| | 19 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus | | 2008-06-06 12:57:59 | | 1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.8. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.9. Wh | | By: Stupid Tips | | |
| | Vivek plays Santa Claus with me :) | | 2008-05-27 22:04:55 | | Image by gopal1035Vivek is used to finding a little money, biscuits etc under his pillow in the morning. His mother hides it.Intelligent and observing as he is, must have got a wind of it.Last night, when I was preparing my bed and for a while I went out of the room. I came back to see Vivek hiding these three coins under my pillow."You've bowled me over Vivek, just keep our relation like this, as long as we live..."
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| | | Santa Claus Balance or Santa Artois | | 2008-01-09 05:18:17 | | This time Santa is dead drunk
It’s similar to the drunk man flash game, but this time you are walking on the roof and you have to deliver the presents in the chimney.
Balance is the key, have fun !
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| Snowline - Santa Claus Flash Game | | 2008-01-08 07:31:46 | | Help Santa Claus to get the presents.
You have to draw a snow line and guide Santa through the finish.
It’s a really funny flash game, enjoy !
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| | Where is Santa Claus? | | 2008-01-03 22:58:03 | | Watch this video and you'll find out!A little bit old but still worth watching... :) Kenwood AdUPDATEMy account at Photobucket is back online and everything's normal again... Few...!!!
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| | Santa Claus, Santa Claus You Are Much too Fat.... | | 2007-12-30 16:16:42 | | Santa Claus, Santa Claus You Are Much too FatI heard a reindeer hoof, then Santa dressed in red,came crashing thro’ the roof and landed on my bed.I thought it was a dream, but quickly did I wake,as soon as I heard Santa scream, “I want a piece of cake!”CHORUSOh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, you are much too fat;I was sleeping peacefully but now my bed is flat. Oh!Santa Claus, Santa Claus, how much do you weigh?I’m glad I’m not a reindeer that has to pull your sleigh!He got up off the floor and said, “How do you do?”I said, “My back is sore, my head is black and blue.”“So sorry!” he replied, and then he asked my name.He offered me a ride, I said, “No, thank you just the same!”CHORUSI heard a “ho, ho, ho,” the sleigh was in the sky.but it was moving slow and wasn’t very high.It wobbled in the air, I hoped it wouldn’t fall;Said Santa, chewing cookies, “Merry Christmas, one and all!”CHORUSI found this in a good blog post titled Cute or Horrifying?, Make sure you check out the rest of the post.It seems this is the type of Christmas songs they teach in schools these days. I know its good to have a sense of humour and all that but for those on the receiving end it is pretty mortifying, ESPECIALLY when you're a kid. People always say that children are very resilient but frankly I don't buy that, I don't believe children are as tough as we give them credit for, they just appear tough because they don't know how to or feel they can't express themselves. E.g. show hands if you have or had some type of hang up that relates back to when you were kid?Well that's just my unprofessional opinion :)But not only do we feel it is fine to mock fat children in our schools, now our governments feel it is fine to mock them too, even to the extent of scrutinising children that may be simply tall and solid because their BMI says they are fat?For example in America, Regina Wilshire had this to say about new recommendations to tackle childhood obesity:" | | By: Pinch of... | | |
| | We went to see Santa Claus | | 2007-12-26 10:48:35 | | I wanted to have pictures of our children with Santa Claus, and today we went to the mall and had a picture taken. Instead of having just Tiana and Hannah in the picture I was included since Hannah was just too scared to be able to let Santa hold her...LOL. It was her first time to see Santa today, so she was petrified. I paid quite a bit of money for only one snap shot that didn't really turned out like I wished. Tiana and Hannah wasn't looking at the camera at all, only Santa and I did...LOL. It's too bad that I wasn't thinking straight, I should have ordered a few snap shots for the same money I paid today...eek. Anyway, Christmas is lonely being away from my people back home. However, it is sad if the family is not getting along well like my family back home. It saddens me at times to see my people argue over little things especially money. Oh, life. Okay, till here for now. See you everyone. May you have a nice festive season! I mean a bright and Merry Christmas if you are a Christian-believe the there is God.Merry Christmas Comment Graphics | | By: Simply Me | | |
| | Ông Già Noel, Santa Claus, xuất hiện trên máy tính của các bạn nhỏ | | 2007-12-25 16:07:00 | | Giáng sinh cũng là lúc các bạn nhỏ của chúng ta trên khắp thế giới mong chờ những phần thưởng bất ngờ từ Ông Già Tuyết, Santa Claus. Mỗi năm danh sách bé ngoan mà Ông phải đi tặng quà càng dài hơn bởi lẽ dân số thế giới ngày càng tăng. Các bạn nhỏ của chúng ta cũng thật thông minh vì các bạn lo lắng nếu Ông Già Tuyết bận rộn như vậy thì không biết Ông có đến với bạn ấy không. Thế là các bạn nhỏ | | By: Your GIS Home. | | |
| | Billy Gates Writes to Santa Claus | | 2007-12-23 11:01:57 | | Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of interesting toys. It's really neat how you're able to do that year after year. I guess that's how you stay number one in the Christmas presents business.Actually, I admire the way you run Christmas. You really have a handle on it. You find out what people want (with letters like this and having kids tell you in person), and then you make the presents and control how they are delivered. It's an impressive operation.I also like how you've got it to where when somebody says "Christmas presents," people automatically think Santa Claus. What a marketing advantage. Best of all, even though you're a huge success, people still don't know much about your private life. It's just rumors. That's so neat.I think being at the North Pole helps. That was a good move. For example, when you're designing toys, only your elves know what you're doing, and you're way up there where nobody can spy on | | By: The Best Funny Stories and Jokes | | |
| | Nicole Richie and Joel Madden play Santa Claus | | 2007-12-23 10:24:32 | | Kind-hearted parents-to-be Nicole Richie and Joel Madden threw a special pre-Christmas party, in Los Angeles on Saturday, for underprivileged kids. The couple helped to hand out gifts to 200 children from Beyond Shelter, which helps combat homelessness and poverty, at the bash hosted by their charity, the Richie-Madden Children’s Foundation. They donated new shoes and [...] | | By: Gossip Boulevard | | |
| | Donde estará Santa Claus? | | 2007-12-23 04:16:55 | | A punto de estar en Navidad era normal que aquí en Nfermos os diéramos unas gotas de realidad desde nuestro punto de vista, recuperando una teoría acerca de Santa Claus y su imposibilidad de repartir todos los regalos que no sabemos quien la hizo pero está bien documentada:
“Ahora que se acercan las fechas navideñas mas [...]
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| | ¿ Santa Claus vs. Niño Jesús ? | | 2007-12-21 23:23:37 | | .A pesar de haber crecido con el Niño Jesús como protagonista de la Navidad, nunca he censurado a Santa Claus. Décadas atrás, en la nochebuena, a los más pequeños de la familia, nos enviaban a dormir muy temprano. Y entre ensueños y nerviosismo, sentía que mi hermana -quien ya era adolescente entonces- entraba a oscuras muy despacito a recoger nuestros zapatos. . . Luego con el desconcierto y la ilusión, con el barullo y una alegría inusual, todos los adultos nos despertaban a la medianoche porque ya había pasado por casa, el gordo barbudo a dejar nuestros regalos y había desaparecido de inmediato por la ventana. Cada uno de los niños, teníamos que ubicar nuestros zapatos y ahí al lado, estaban nuestros juguetes. . .Gordo escurridizo ese. Después de mostrarse durante todo el mes de diciembre en mil publicidades y tiendas, no permitía que lo viera aunque sea por unos segundos en mi casa la misma noche de Navidad.. .Sí puedo recordar mis palpitaciones y los ojos abiertísimos al ver la ruma de regalos muy bien envueltos. A pesar de los años que han pasado, sí retengo en algún rincón del corazón esa alegría incomparable, pura y vital que me acompañará toda la vida. Es bueno ser feliz de niño para que de adulto, se tenga lucecitas prendidas que alumbren las adversidades, frecuentes y lóbregas. Lucecitas para siempre. Lucecitas para seguir viviendo...Pero especialmente recuerdo, la sala de mi casa de aquel entonces, muy iluminada con sonrisas y con las exclamaciones chispeantes de todos mis tíos y primos mayores, un aroma palpable a felicidad concreta..Hoy escucho que los niños se les explica que Papá Noel es el encomendado a repartir los regalos que el Niño Jesús envía a todos los niños del mundo. Buena salida. Se unen ambos personajes para alegrar a los pequeños. Quizás sea el encuentro muy bien meditado entre el Cielo y la Tierra, de la mixtura armónica que debemos saber acarrear para toda la vida..El buen Dios y los buenos homb | | By: Cosas de Hombres | | |
| | | Santa Claus Down | | 2007-12-21 07:41:00 | | Si alguien tiene una noticia bizarra que supere a esta este año, que avise. Dice la crónica de Montevideo.com: “El helicóptero en el que Papá Noel se dirigÃa a entregar regalos a niños pobres de RÃo de Janeiro fue tiroteado sobre una favela, y el Ãcono navideño debió completar su viaje en automóvil.†Terrible. Ametrallaron al gordo Noel, un tipo que tiene una misión claramente de paz y de fraternidad regalando juguetes a todos los niños del mundo. Ya no hay respeto por nada. Nada. Varias cosas acerca de esta noticia me atormentan: ¿Qué hacia Papá Noel arriba de un helicóptero? ¿Los renos ya no le rinden? ¿Los mandó a seguro de paró? ¿Los vendió a una fábrica de embutidos? Nunca habÃa visto tanta ingratitud desde lo que Napoleón le hace a Bóxer en Animal Farm.Además, el helicóptero en RÃo de Janeiro es claramente sÃmbolo de ser parte de la oligarquÃa. Que paso Noel, ¿ya no querés codearte con el tipo de a pie? ¿El olor a reno te molesta? Sos un fifÃ. Te haces el popular regalando cosas pero en realidad sos como cualquier otro millonario de esos, que vive en su torre, aislado de lo que le pasa a los mortales. Demagogo.Apoyando esta teorÃa, seguro que el auto en el que completaste tu viaje es de esos con lanzallamas y blindado. Los regalos los tiraste para afuera, rapidito, no sea el caso que te agarren la mano.FÃjense que el helicóptero fue ametrallado. No le dispararon. Lo ametrallaron. Desde una favela. El año que viene aparece con escolta de un par de Harriers, no le vayan a pegar con un lanzacohetes.Se supone que iba a regalar a niños carenciados. Y la gente de la favela impidió que completara esta tarea. Entonces, o bien la gente de la favela lo bajo porque los regalos iban para otro lado y querÃan quedarse con los regalos, o bien pensaban que era algún tipo de fuerza de invasión de la policÃa, camuflada de Papá Noel. Porq | | By: Ciudadano Quejeta | | |
| | | Yeah, Right! Roger Will Do That. And There IS A Santa Claus!! | | 2007-12-19 08:11:00 | | Good Wednesday morning yet again. What do you think of this article? It's another one all about Roger, but this is the kind of publicity I'm sure he would love to do WITHOUT. What do you think? Here, read a little. It's from Newsday dot com, and I will link it when you click on the title....."There's only one way for Roger Clemens to clear his name, one exit strategy that will get him the "benefit of the doubt" for which he yearns.Clemens needs to go in front of Congress next month and repeat, under oath, the exact words his agent Randy Hendricks released yesterday under the seven-time Cy Young Award winner's name. Otherwise, he's toast.Is this fair? Nope....."Peter here. Fair? YES! But I think it might never happen. I'd love to read and respond to your comments. Click on the title of this post to access the entire interesting and true, at least to me, article. And thanks....now click!! | | By: Peter's Red Sox Forever | | |
| | Santa Claus is coming to town - to collect. | | 2007-12-18 14:21:27 | | So Christmas is almost here. The time for goodwill to all men. It should of course be good will to all people. But I guess we’ve only got a finite reserve of goodwill and by the time we’ve finished with all the men there just isn’t enough left for women, children or turkeys.
Christmas is one [...] | | By: Muramusu's Weblog | | |
| | E-Santa Claus | | 2007-12-17 00:47:10 | | I got this from Norm..Christmas is the time to give thanks, rejoice, forgive, sing and be merry for Jesus Christ our savior is born. Together we'll celebrate Jesus birthday by sending Christmas greeting Cards to our Loved ones, friends and family.. So before Christmas Eve don't forget to send one to let your loved one knows how you truly value them this season of advent.How to Join?[1] Fill up and submit the details of this form.[2]Copy and post the rules to your blog. Include the “backward list” (a record of how the tag reached you) and add your name.[3] Recruit for participants. Be sure to get their consent. Should they agree to join, add them to your “forward list” (bloggers you’ve convinced to join). Remind them to do item #1.** Participants will be accepted until December 16 (Phil. time) only.On December 17, the organizer will email to you the details of your Ronito/Ronita. Send him/her a Christmas greeting via E-cards preferably on December 25. Should time be a constr | | By: Carpe Diem | | |
| | | Santa Claus Time! | | 2007-12-11 23:17:23 | | Santa Claus left a comment a couple of weeks ago, reminding me about his personal blog. He also has a business blog, Corporate Responsibility @ The North Pole. Here is where you can look up Santa’s stance on volunteerism, animal rights, environmental practices, and more. Santa Claus keeps his office in Santa Claus Village near Rovaniemi, Finland (a part of Lapland, inside the Arctic Circle). He welcomes visitors year round, but if you can’t go, you can watch via webcam! There are two office webcams, inside and outside. Santa doesn’t work 24 hours a day, so mind the time difference in Finland. You cannot judge when it’s daytime by the outside webcam, since the sun will not rise in the Arctic Circle for weeks. Mama is Santa! (Thanks, Jan!) NORAD tracks Santa. Parents, bookmark this site for Christmas Eve. Have you ever wondered where Santa comes from? Rare Exports tells the tale, but it's not for child | | By: Miss Cellania | | |
| | | Iconos Santa Claus descarga gratis | | 2007-12-06 08:43:08 | | Una descarga gratis de Iconos de Santa claus encontrareis en la siguiente dirección....un adorno más para vuestro blog!!!Iconos Santa Claus descarga gratistags blog edicion+html trucos trucos+blogs plantillas+gratis plantillas+blog scripts+gratispersonalizar+blog generadores+bloggeneradores blogtrucos blogtodo para tu blogedicion html blogutilidades blog | | By: Todo para tu blog; un blog diferente | | |
| | Letter To Santa Claus by Little Johnny | | 2007-12-05 16:17:03 | | Little Johnny got ripped off for Christmas and writes a letter to Santa Claus.
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I”m writing to you today, the 26th of December.
Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote [...] | | By: Fun Mint | | |
| | It's official: Santa Claus («Kleeschen») is moving to Luxembourg! | | 2007-12-04 09:58:04 | | «At a meeting of EU finance ministers in the small but prosperous duchy, Luxembourg refused to agree to a lifting of the tax advantages that have prompted iTunes, Skype, eBay, Santa Claus and other big Internet companies to set up shop there. That effectively blocked the package, because adoption of tax measures requires unanimous agreement by all 27 EU members.Telecommunications companies, satellite broadcasters and other companies providing online services apply a value added, or sales, tax based on where the company is established, not where the customer is. That makes Luxembourg, where VAT on Internet-related sales is 15 percent, an attractive place to operate. In neighboring Germany, for example, the rate was raised to 19 percent this year.»Blogging in Luxembourg. In engrish. | | By: :u:b:i:k:u:o: | | |
| | Does Santa Claus Really Come While You are Sleeping? | | 2007-12-02 08:45:45 | | Call it a myth, but this is what most grown-ups instill in the minds of children, something to evidently control their enthusiasm once December 25 nears each year. Yes on the eve of his supposed trip, children are expecting presents from the man in the red coat. But of course we all know that at [...] | | By: Sleepzine | | |
| | | | | | SANTA CLAUS ERÓTICO DE CHOCOLATE | | 2007-11-22 19:15:00 | | La galería de arte neoyorquina Maccarone del barrio de Greenwich venderá estas navidades Santa Claus eróticos de chocolate a 100 dólares (67 euros).Mide unos 25 centímetros y pesan alrededor de los 400 gramos, ha sido creado por el escultor estadounidense Paul McCarthy junto con Peter Greweling, maestro chocolatero del Instituto Culinario de Estados Unidos.La obra se titula "Santa" y ya ha levantado cierta polémica en Nueva york, pero lo cierto es que se estima que saldrán a la venta unas 1000 figuras diariamente.Lo más curioso es que estos Santa Claus se van a fabricar en la misma galería, donde se ha instalado un taller en el que el público podrá ver todo el proceso de elaboración de este peculiar personaje navideño. | | By: RECETAS DE CHOCOLATE | | |
| | | Building a deck with screws from Santa Claus | | 2007-08-10 04:24:43 | | I know, that sounds like its out in left field, but there is really a boat-building aspect here :-)
Took a couple of hours and got the basics of the strongback put together. It looks like the frame of a deck (behind your house) to me, thus the "deck" aspect of the title. The Santa Claus reference is a bit more obscure, but a couple of Christmas' ago, Santa was kind enough to bring my son a wooden playground. It was a bit much to have it assembled in the sleigh, so he brought all the pieces and me, my dad and my son put it together. Santa had supplied screws and hardware aplenty and some had been left over, which I recently ran across... just the thing to assemble a strongback with!
Forgive the poor picture... I'll see if I can do better later. Of course I don't know that details are real important on this, as long as its straight, level and strong.
I still have some shoring and much leveling to do, but its another step.
Time = 2 hours
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| | Is Recovery like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny? | | 2007-07-19 05:47:00 | | photo by Space PotatoSeriously, is Recovery even real? Or is it something doctors make up to tell their patients so that they will keep coming back over and over again for more medication, more therapy, more hope. Can someone with anxiety ever be "normal"?I have been trying to be grateful and soak in the goodness I have been feeling lately since I haven't had a full on panic attack but that doesn't mean I am cured. I am far from it. I still get anxious and I have anticipatory anxiety and I am majorly avoiding my fears. This weekend I have a conference for work that involves a luau and a family BBQ. Did I think to myself, "Oh that sounds like fun. I can't wait to go." No. In fact I put down that I wouldn't be attending. Why? Because I don't know how to drive there and I don't want to stress about trying to find it myself or feel stupid for putting someone out of their way for a ride. Also because I will be going alone and I don't feel like having to eat at a small table with oth | | By: The Reality of Anxiety | | |
| | Santa Claus Leads Water Fowl To First Stanley Cup Victory | | 2007-06-07 18:42:00 | | photo courtesy Getty ImagesThe Anaheim Ducks did what many a hockey pundit predicted they would do back when the season began: they won the Stanley Cup. The Mighty Senators Of Ottawa played well all year and crushed their playoff opponents, but just couldn't seal the deal in the final series. Now, for the first time ever, the Cup is going to California.How did the Ducks do it? Through a combination of good sportsmanship, clean play, and a classy demeanor on the ice at all times. It's always good to see that.As for individual players, Scott and Rob Niedermayer get to take the Cup home to mom together, and now Rob might be included in the will. No more suffering in Scotty's shadow. No sir.Oh, and everybody loves Chris Pronger, so his hoisting of the Cup will forever be a cherished moment in NHL history. .. | | By: Dear Lord Stanley | | |
| | Is there a Santa Claus? | | 2006-12-23 17:20:00 | | This has been around the Internet for ages; I found it here.
IS THERE A SANTA CLAUS?
As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be | | By: Carbohydrate Addict | | |
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