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| Articles about Sprinkles |
| | Chemo Sprinkles | | 2007-03-10 18:10:00 | | So, you cut your arm and you don’t know what to do. You gashed it pretty good. Blood is dripping everywhere. The pain is substantial and you can’t stop the tears streaming down your cheeks. Here’s the good news – with our brand-new product you’ll never have to worry about getting gangrene again.Just Sprinkle Some Chemo On It!*That’s right, folks. Nothing will survive the onslaught, let alone bacteria or even your own soft tissue.*warning: May or may not cause secondary infection which may or may not lead to limb amputation or death.Worried about getting your girl pregnant? Women, are you concerned about gaining weight from The Pill? Throw your worries out the window withJust Sprinkle Some Chemo On It!*Our odorless sprinkles go right on the balls, causing instant testicular explosion and sperm death. The lab rats in our experiment didn’t even feel it, and went on to live healthy, sexually active lives.*warning: Slow absorption may lead to genetic mutation in sperm. If they... | | By: I'VE STILL GOT BOTH MY NUTS: A TRUE CANCER BLOG | | |
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