| Animal jokes-Baby Turtle | | 2008-07-21 02:07:00 | | A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch. On landing at the bottom in a pile of soft, dead leaves, he shook himself off, walked back to the bottom of the tree and with a sigh started to climb.About an hour later, he again reached the very high branch, walked along, turned, spread his flippers and flung himself off the branch. Again, he landed on the bottom, shook himself off, went to the bottom of the tree, sighed and started climbing.Watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two little birds. Mummy bird turned to Daddy bird and said, "Don't you think it's time we told him he was adopted?" | | By: Life Disguised in Humor | | |
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| Prepare for a McCain Lead as the Turtle Overtakes the Hare | | 2008-07-12 23:57:46 | | Will McCain’s slow and steady approach work?
The extended Democratic primary and history making presumptive nomination of Sen. Barack Obama has kept the Democrats in the spotlight for some time now, and with a horrific Republican presidency waning, the winds have certainly been at the Democrats’ backs. Sadly, all that might suddenly change.
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| Gambar menarik - Pink Turtle | | 2008-06-10 17:51:00 | | pinkturtle.
Truck drivers began an indefinite strike over rocketing fuel prices at La Roca’s toll on AP-7 highway, near Barcelona, Spain. They were among 70,000 truck drivers who joined in the strike that blocked distribution centers and ports in their call for the government to establish a minimum haulage fee to counter a 35 percent rise in fuel costs over the past 12 months.Photo: Albert Gea | | By: No2umnO | | |
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| Webkinz Turtle | | 2008-06-03 23:29:13 | | Great
I got this turtle to my host kid that was her bday and i used to be her au pair , she said she wanted a turtle webkinz , and i know it was ward to buy and she loved . Thank u so much
Webinz are great for 5-9 year olds!
I love webkinz and I am 27! These are great toys that are interactive online. They can become addictive, so watch out. The turtle is adorable! My son adores his! This seller | | By: Webkinz Reviews | | |
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| Turtle eggs caught by immigration | | 2008-05-06 13:56:07 | | An attempt by smugglers to bootleg turtle eggs, medicinal products, and contraband were foiled by the Immigration & Checkpoints Authority and the Singapore Customs at the Marina Wharf last Saturday.
Routine inspection was being performed on the cargo vessel MV Penguin Indoraya II on Saturday afternoon when the officers detected suspected prohibited Indonesian traditional medicine, an [...] | | By: Singapore News | | |
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| This Turtle Will Make You Fortune | | 2008-04-10 21:47:49 | | There is many ways to earn your first one million, especially if you familiar with the internet tools plus stock exchange. Why I am talking like that? Did you know that how many ordinary peoples gained their fortune at the stock exchange every year? Ok, heard you said, “How about those that lose their money and even facing bankrupt in the stock exchange arena?” The main point is why some of the peoples can earn really well in stock exchange, while some of them were been kicked off and feel the pain from it? The ultimate answer for this question is about your own Discipline… Yes, you did not heard or read it wrongly here, the Self Discipline what we talking about here. Try to imagine, if you have decided to sell/buy your desired price in the very beginning, but when the price goes higher/lower than your expectation, you will hold back first, because you thought it will be profit more/lose less if you waiting a bit longer. Unfortunately, the disaster hit right on you and th | | By: Wilhb81s Fun Place | | |
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| Tillie the Turtle Hat Box Bath Time Baby Gift Set, Sturdy Reusable Hatbox, Turtles, Bathtub, Baths | | 2008-03-27 13:41:42 | | Tillie the Turtle Hat Box Bath Time Gift Set A turtle can be baby's best friend, especially in the bathtub! Parents will love this charming gift set, too, for all its handy extras and features. The tiny slippers are snug and comfortable on baby's feet, while the embroidered turtle sports a sweet smile and lovely pink bow. It complements the big pink and white hoodie towel, too, which comes edged with pink striping. There's the turtle again on the hood, too! She pops up again on the terry washc | | By: My Outlook on Everything Blog | | |
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| The Tropical Paradise of Turtle Inn Belize | | 2008-03-27 12:55:52 | | Turtle Inn Belize offers a wide variety of accommodation. They have one Family Pavilion, eleven villas, one honeymoon cottage, one matrimonial suite, and nine cottages. The Family Pavilion is the most expensive accommodation since it features accommodations for 4-6 persons with its two bedrooms and two bathrooms. You can enjoy eating from your very own [...] | | By: UniQuest | | |
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| Turtle Casserole | | 2008-03-16 18:03:07 | |
Sleeping late almost every day is one of my favorite aspects of vacation. Even when my bed is as hard as a rock, the ability to schedule one’s day around sleep is wonderful. John had to wake up early to attend to his visa and Adam was still out like [...] | | By: GoBackpacking | | |
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| Turtle Help | | 2008-03-12 06:58:00 | | Tu misión, en este nuevo juego de Minoto, es ayudar a una tortuga que esta sufriendo los juegos de dos traviesos gatitos, encuentra objetos, salva los obstáculos que te ponen otros animales y liberala ... si necesitas ayuda, consulta la solución aquí.Otros juegos de Minoto:The Moon PrincessSleeping PrincessMagic and Cat Escape Game | | By: 1001 JUEGOS | | |
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| There's a turtle in my Jimmy Choos! | | 2008-03-10 11:49:50 | | One of my favourite films is Amelie. Or "Le Fabuleux destin d'Amelie Poulain". I love it because the story is so inspiring and true, sad and happy at the same time. The script is a master piece and the colour scheme is totally creative and unique.And one of my favourite parts is the one with the garden gnome. The thing is that Amelie's mother has just died and the father can't recover from the loose, so he centers all his life into gardening, although her daughter keep telling him that he needs | | By: Miss at la Playa | | |
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| Still a Turtle | | 2008-02-12 18:43:00 | | Fellow Turtles,I have not abandoned you. I apologize for the lag in posting. With starting a new job, I've been a bit overwhelmed. I will be posted some new entries in the next few days that will bring me up to date. I have a great story to tell about how I said goodbye to my boss.I may be a wolf..but I'm a Turtle at heart!!!Turtle King. | | By: Turtles at Work | | |
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| BBD #6 - Chocolate Chunks Turtle Bread | | 2008-02-05 05:04:54 | | This month's Bread Baking Day is hosted by Eva from Sweet Sins, and for this edition, she chose shaped breads theme. After some thinking I decided to make a turtle shaped bread I've seen on the net and wanted to make for some time and this was a good opportunity to do it. The recipe I used was plain sweet bread with added pieces of dark chocolate.150 ml milk30 g sugar1/4 tsp salt60 g butter10 g fresh yeast2 Tbsp lukewarm water450 g flour1 egg100 g dark chocolate, cut to little pieces Boil milk with sugar, salt and butter. Let cool. Dissolve yeast in water. Sift flour on your working surface and make a hole in the middle. Pour milk, yeast and slightly beaten egg and knead the dough. Make a desired shape and leave dough to rise in a warm place for about half an hour. Bake in a preheated oven for 20-25 minutes on 200°C. After you take bread from the oven cover it for 10 minutes with a wet cloth so it softens.Update: The roundup is online, so head up to Eva's site to see part 1 and part 2 | | By: Palachinka | | |
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| Chocolate Turtle Chex Mix | | 2008-02-01 18:41:43 | | Sign up for the Betty Crocker Email Newsletter and receive a free sample of Chocolate Turtle Chex Mix. This should take about 6-8 weeks to arrive. http://www.startsampling.com/sm/ChexMixSample2 | | By: Samples R Us | | |
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| Turtle | | 2008-01-08 01:50:00 | | Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted." | | By: Jokes and Forwards | | |
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| Dear Turtle King | | 2007-12-15 19:09:00 | | Recently a fellow Turtle at Work "VirgoCusp" posted the following comment, asking for my assistance:"I need the Turtle King's help. Maybe you can enlist other turtles to help to. A Co-worker of mine asked what can be done to stop a "wall hanger". A "wall hanger" being a neighbor in cube town who constantly hangs over your ajoining wall to gab about nonsense and draw attention while you wish to remain anonymous. This combined with "the loud talker" can prove to be a problem for us turtles at work."This can be a difficult situation for any Turtle. The "wall hanger" or "cube gofer" will peep over their part of the cube to invade your space and annoy you with meaningless drabble. The "wall hanger" can easily be handled by applying proper Turtle strategy. When the wall hanger peeps up and begins to talk you simply continue to stare forward at your screen completely ignoring him or her. Remember that being a Turtle at Work means not going on the offensive. If you try to solve the "wall hanger" by telling him or her to piss off or get lost you draw attention to yourself. If you simply always look "too busy" to talk you serve two purposes. If your boss walks by you look busy while the "wall hanger" looks like a goof off. You thus draw positive attention to yourself as your boss thinks you're a hard work, when really you're not busy at all and the "wall hanger" will get smacked around by your boss and thus leave you alone for fear of getting in trouble.This approach will work for any of the annoying office personalities. Remember, the key to being a Turtle at Work is to blend in, lay low and deflect attention. If you look busy at all times and simply ignore the annoying people you work with, they'll eventually get theirs from the boss, while you Turtle along. I hope that helps not only Virgocusp, but any other Turtles out there.If you have any situations that you want advice on simply post a comment or email me at king.oftheturtles@gmail.com. | | By: Turtles at Work | | |
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| Turtle Sex Movie | | 2007-10-15 17:04:55 | | http://www.metacafe.com/watch/588164/turtle_sex/
Hilarious video clip of a turtle having sex on the kitchen counter.
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| Littlest Pet Shop Pet Display and Play Pet Nook Turtle With Surf Shop | | 2007-09-23 19:01:52 | | Please remember to subscribe to my RSS feed or get updates via email so you don’t miss any new toy reviews! Remember all newsletter subscribers are entered to
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| Turtle Odyssey 2 | | 2007-06-28 23:45:00 | | Take off in a magical atmosphere of underwater adventures with a brave and kind turtle, Ozzy. During and innocent game of catch, Ozzy accidentally smacks into a slab of ice, cracking it open and releasing a mysterious creature. Intrigued, he unknowingly sets off on the journey of a lifetime. Help Ozzy traverse the mission map and find out just what he set free in Turtle Odyssey 2!DOWNLOAD Turtle Odyssey 2 | | By: Great Casual Games | | |
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| Turtle Season. | | 2007-06-17 21:29:00 | | Today, June 18th … The Corporation of the City of London held a banquet on this day in 1814 for the “Allied Sovereigns” – the Prince Regent (later George IV), The Emperor of Russia (Tsar Alexander I), and the King of Prussia (Friedrich Wilhelm III). Seven hundred guests sat down to a dinner “as sumptuous as expense or skill could make it ….”.It was more than an excuse for a good nosh-up of course:“This, indeed, and similar occurrences, are not to be considered as mere festive parties; they are, when connected with their causes and consequences, political events of no small moment, the memory of which will remain so long as the present generation exists, and the record of them will form a part of the history of the unions of the Empire which the Sovereigns respectively are born to govern.” Unfortunately, the record of this occasion of dinner-table diplomacy does not include the complete details of the menu - or if it did they have so far eluded me - but it did include | | By: The Old Foodie | | |
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| Turtle Stew | | 2007-05-01 21:10:21 | | Cayman has always been about the turtles. When Columbus ‘discovered’ us there were no beautiful Amerindian women lounging around on the pristine beaches clad in nothing but a skimpy loin-cloth and a smile… there was just a bunch of turtles… Or more correctly, a BALE of turtles… Mostly the Green Sea Turtle [chelonia mydas], which as you know is on the endangered species list. The Cayman Islands has for many decades been dedicated to the protection and survival of this beautiful animal, with laws which make it illegal to molest a nesting female, disturb a nest or be in possession of even a single egg. Our turtle farm has bred over 50-thousand turtles, some for local consumption [which discourages poaching,] but the vast majority for release into our oceans when they have attained an adequate size to assist their survival.
The Cayman Islands is synonymous with turtles… Columbus’ head-chief dude in charge of naming islands actually dubbed the i | | By: Trouble's Island | | |
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| Priceless Moments for This Turtle | | 2007-04-01 18:41:00 | | I know.... I'm copying off the Visa commercial.$1,230,084.21. The total savings due to projects I initiated and completed!25,421. The total errors avoided last year due to processes I improved!2. The number of Performance Reviews with a rating of Far Exceeds Expectations!4. The number of training curriculums I created (and I'm not a Training Manager).The look on my face when I received my 3.5% increase with no bonus...PRICELESS!The look on my bosses face when I presented these facts and asked why 3.5%.... CLUELESS!The reason why I became a Turtle at Work...OBVIOUS!!! | | By: Turtles at Work | | |
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