| Does John McCain Know How Many Houses His Wife Owns? | | 2008-08-21 23:00:54 | | JOHN MCCAIN'S SMART WIFEThe Obama Campaign thinks they have John McCain hog-tied, hung, deleted, and on the ropes over the latest John McCain being John McCain. The man is so absurdly honest the press still doesn’t know how to handle him, even after 8 years. He doesn’t care what he says. Neither do I. My mouth gets me in trouble all the time. Evidently so does John McCain’s. There’s more here than just the usual campaign rantings of desperation. It reeks of class(less) warfare. There’s also something of a double standard here. There was nothing wrong for John Kerry ...... | | By: The Pink Flamingo | | |
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| Software engineer and his wife | | 2008-08-06 15:01:00 | | Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.Wife - would you like to have some snacks?Husband - hard disk full.Wife - have you brought the saree.Husband - Bad command or file name.Wife - but I told you about it in morningHusband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time. Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.Husband - sharing violation, access denied.Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.Husband - data type mismatch.Wife - you are useless.Husband - by default.Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?Husband - the only user with write permission.Wife - what is my value in your life?Husband - unknown virus detected.Wife - do you love me or your computer?Husband - Too many parameters.Wife - I will go to my dad's house.Husb... | | By: Jokes and Forwards | | |
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| ARE YOU A 1930'S WIFE QUIZ | | 2008-08-03 07:00:00 | | You Would Make an Okay 1930's WifeYou have some of the attributes of an ideal 1930's wife... but you probably didn't intend it to be that way.You don't buy into retro gender roles, though you do embrace your femininity at times.A 1930's man may find you passable, but you probably wouldn't want anything to do with him.Would You Have Been a Good Wife in the 1930s?That answer is right! There is no way i could be a 1930's wife with the dinner ready on the table, serving the man first, shoes polished etc and do everything for their husband no no no no lolDon't get me wrong i will do plenty of stuff as a Housewife, but my dad who's had everything done for him for over 45 years doesn't even know how to use a microwave!!... | | By: Mummy Diaries | | |
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| Abdullah's wife? | | 2008-07-27 05:04:00 | |
Prime Minister’s wife? I thought she was dead 2 or 3 years ago. Did the prime minister, Abdullah married again? If I am not mistaken, I believe he mentioned before after the death of his late wife that he was going to concentrate on governing the country. I see, he married again 2 years later after the death of his late wife. No wonder he feels so sleepy during all the meetings and conferences. As a man, I truly understand this. Sorry pal, we can’t blame him for being sleeping all the time.... | | By: johntmh | | |
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| Ethan Hawke and Wife Welcome Their First Daughter | | 2008-07-25 08:43:47 | | Actor Ethan Hawke and wife Ryan Shawhughes welcomed daughter Clementine Jane Hawke last Friday, the actor’s representative Mara Buxbaum told USmagazine.com. Clementine is the couple’s first baby. Ethan Hawke, 37, has two more children, 10-year-old daughter Maya and 6-year-old son Levon, with his ex-wife actress Uma Thurman. Ryan Shawhughes, 28, is the former nanny of the ex-couple. The current couple confirmed the pregnancy in January and they married last month in New York, in a small ceremony.“They are thrilled,” Mara Buxbaum said when the news was first announced. A family member said that the two would make good parents.“They both love children, and they love each other ... I know they are thrilled.”Ethan Hawke, Texas-native American actor, writer and film director played in movies like “Dead Poets Society,” “Before Sunrise,” “Gattaca,” “The Newton Boys,” “Great Expectations” and many others. He was also nominated for an Academy Award for Best Suppor... | | By: All Celebs 4U | | |
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| Alex Rodriguez and Wife Split | | 2008-07-06 17:45:38 | | Cynthia and Alex Rodriguez
New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez’ wife Cynthia has finally left him after the allegations of him having an affair with Madonna. The rumors were circulating for about a year and it enough for her. No one is sure whether or not they will get a divorce, but Alex had his wife sign [...]... | | By: Gossip Boulevard | | |
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| A-Rod's wife rumored to be seeing rock star. | | 2008-07-03 04:27:57 | | Days after rumors swirled that the Yankees' Alex Rodriguez was having an extramarital affair with Madonna, PerezHilton.com reports that A-Rod's wife, Cynthia, has left him and has been seeing musician Lenny Kravitz. Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie have also been rumored to be splitting up and the Internet is full of reports that Rodriguez, 32, has been making late-night visits to Madonna, 49, at her apartment - as early as the night after his wife gave birth to their second daughter, Ella, 2 1/2 months. But People magazine quotes Madonna's rep Liz Rosenberg as saying the two are just friends. Cynthia Rodriguez, 35, on the other hand, is on a romantic getaway with Kravitz, 44, in Paris, where the two are currently holed up, according to PerezHilton.com.When asked about the report by Newsday's Arthur Staple before last night's game at Yankee Stadium, Alex Rodriguez declined to comment.For the complete gallery click hereCheck out our forum (AC-Forum.net) for many more posts
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| Being a Good Wife | | 2008-07-01 19:28:59 | | I recently read an article about how to be a good wife. I'm not yet a wife, but will be very soon. I thought this article was very interesting because the write poses an old guide for being a good wife (from the 50's) and puts his own spin on it to be applied to modern life. THree basic principles for a wife to please her husband -have dinner ready, prepare yourself, and clear away the clutter before your husband arrives from work.I like these three basic principles and live by them. It has certainly worked for me now that I am living with my future husband. I try to make sure I have something for him to eat when he gets home, tidy up our room, and try not to look like I have been doing nothing but laying in the bed watching TV all day. So when he gets home dinner is cooked, the dishes are washed, the laundry is done, the room is clean and tidy, and I'm looking fab. :DRight before his days off I usually have more to do, but today is cool. I did most of the laundry yesterday so we woul... | | By: One Day At a Time | | |
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| Barking dog and blonde wife | | 2008-06-30 17:41:25 | | A husband and his blonde wife were in bed asleep. About 2 AM they both awoke to the neighbors dog barking extremely loudly…
After lying there for the next 30 minutes unable to go to sleep, she tells her husband to go do something about the barking dog. He tells her he has tried to tell [...]... | | By: Encyclopedia of Humor | | |
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| My Boys Season 2 Episode 5 : Take My Work Wife … Please | | 2008-06-25 07:45:07 | | Bobby is getting married?! Wow. Didn’t see that coming. Read this episode synopsis from Spoiler TV to see what I mean. This episode will air on July 10, 2008.
The gang worries that Andy is having an affair with a female co-worker (Nia Vardalos); P.J. agrees to help Bobby plan his wedding; Caitlin pursues Kenny.... | | By: Top T.V. Shows | | |
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| PIX: Rod Stewart sucking on his wife’s BOOBIE | | 2008-06-24 22:36:31 | | I mean it’s Rod Stewart, he’s a playboy and plus it’s his own wife Penny Lancaster. MILF!
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| My Wife and Me (New Image) | | 2008-06-22 05:33:00 | | After many months finally I going to post the new image which me and my wife have been creating for ourselves. The theme this time is more of the noble-classical style for me while my wife will be taking a more country-traditional style.If you were to ask me I would say both our styling were successful and show does catch many people attention. Ok so here are the photos :)(Our fierce looks with the guy who spoilt the whole picture on the side)(Our happy looks after getting rid of that guy)(Minutes later spotting a pair of bunny ears)Nice? If you like you can join us too just logon to Holic for some real fun.----------------------------------------To be or not to be, there can be only one... | | By: Boleh! Boleh! | | |
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| When the Wife is Away, the Husband Will Do as Little as Possible | | 2008-06-21 22:16:01 | | My wife occasionally travels on business. This leaves me alone in my home with my dog. The result? One unkempt 27-year-old male and one malodorous house - and it's not necessarily the dog creating the stink.
When my wife leaves for several consecutive days, it's as though everything I've learned in the past ten years of my life has been forgotten. A creature that is apparently living inside of... | | By: Humor Hero | | |
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| Former JP Morgan banker spun lies to slash maintenance payments to ex-wife | | 2008-06-08 03:42:00 | | Published June 7, 2008'Bus driver' who lived in Cairnhill Crest to pay his duesFormer JP Morgan banker spun lies to slash maintenance payments to ex-wifeBy SIOW LI SEN(SINGAPORE) A high-flying banker based in Singapore tried to tell a UK court that he was too poor to afford maintenance payments for his ex-wife and two children in England. He tried to show that he was jobless and might end up being a bus driver. He applied for the payments to be slashed.The court has now ruled against Simon Andrew Sywak and, in fact, has increased the maintenance payments.Mr Sywak said he had lost his job as a hedge fund manager in London and was now living in accommodation that belonged to his new wife's mother in Bromley. He insisted he would not be able to earn more than £pounds;40,000 (S$107,000) a year and there was no way that he could pay a monthly maintenance of about £pounds;2,750 to his ex-wife and two sons.He said he 'might drive a bus, write a book, go on benefit'. In fact, h... | | By: How to be Rich, Happy and Free from Scams | | |
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| New target of attack on Najib — his wife | | 2008-05-28 13:22:00 | | malaysiainsider - The Opposition today opened another front in its ongoing attack on Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak, this time zooming in on his wife.In the past, Parti Keadilan Rakyat politicians have attempted to link Najib to the murder of Mongolian model Altantuya Shariibuu and pressured him on several defence deals, including the purchase of submarines.Today, the focus was... | | By: No2umnO | | |
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| Usher Rages At Media For Taking Aim At His Wife | | 2008-05-28 11:34:01 | | R&B superstar Usher is raging at the media for taking aim at his wife.
The 29-year old singer wed stylist Tameka Foster last September and the couple welcomed their first son, Usher Raymond V, two months later.
However, the Love in This Club hitmaker has been forced to defend his union on several occasions, admitting the media [...]... | | By: The.DERRTY Truth | | |
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| Wife or Mistress | | 2008-05-25 02:25:01 | | An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" they asked. Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."
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| I am the Mother of a College Graduate (and the wife of an incredible man) | | 2008-05-24 16:47:14 | | Wow. I can’t believe it.This morning we sat in the Great Hall at Bethel University. This is the third time I have sat in that auditorium.The first time was this time of year in 1996, 12 years ago. My husband graduated from Bethel Seminary that year, a couple weeks before we got married. I was with my parents and his family and we were celebrating his achievement as an engaged couple with big dreams of ministry and family and clueless as to how it would turn out.The second time I was in the Great Hall was in 2004. We stood together, Bart, Kyle, and I at the end of Freshman orientation, during a parent goodbye ceremony that only had one mission statement: Make everyone cry. Bart and I laid hands on our son Kyle and prayed with him and soon after we left him and said goodbye. He began his journey, not as scared as maybe he should have been and we left, not knowing how much we’d miss him.And today, we watched him graduate. It hardly seems possible that it has been four years. ... | | By: Never a Dull Moment | | |
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| Thou Shall Not Covet Your Neighbor's Wife | | 2008-05-20 16:21:32 | | Okay, so the ninth commandment states that you shall not covet your neighbor's wife. Pretty simple, if she's married, do not make an attempt to brake the sacred bond of marriage. At least that is what I would consider those words to mean in today's society. Apparently that is not so. If I were to look at a married woman with lust in my eye I have already committed adultery. Holy shit. That's a little harsh, no? I've met some hot wifes while spending the last 5 years of my life as a server... | | By: JC and ME | | |
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| Always Tell The Truth to Your Wife | | 2008-05-20 02:48:00 | | A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After theyve had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wifes going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. Where the hell have you been?" "Well, honey, its like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder a... | | By: 1 Joke a Day | | |
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| Adult jokes-Stripping Wife | | 2008-05-20 02:06:00 | | An old widow and widower named Lisa and George get married. They are up there in age, and the romance, engagement and marriage was quick. They hoped they had enough strength to live through their wedding day and night.After the marriage ceremony, they retire to a nearby hotel. Both are very nervous. Cautiously they begin to undress in front of each other. In the process, Lisa, the old woman, removes her false teeth and puts them in a glass.Lisa then removes her prosthetic leg and leans it against the wall. She looks up at her new groom and smiles nervously, and George is intently watching...Lisa continues. She removes her bra which contains false inserts; she removes a glass eye and gingerly places it in a special box on the nightstand.Again she shyly smiles at her aged spouse, and George continues to stare in an interested manner.As Lisa takes off her wig, she realizes that George is not making much progress in getting undressed. He's stopped undressing and is just staring at her.She ... | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
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| Actress Amisha was to play the barber’s wife | | 2008-05-17 23:20:41 | | Amisha Patel recently opted out of Priyadarshan’s latest film, Billo Barber which she had signed with much fanfare as she felt the size of the role wasn’t befitting her talent. The Shah Rukh Khan-Irrfan Khan starrer is a remake of the Malayalam film, Katha Parayumbol and revolves around a humble village Barber (Irrfan) and his superstar friend (SRK). Amisha was to play the barber’s wife. She felt that the film’s focus was the friendship between SRK and Irrfan’s characters. The latest rumour doing the rounds is that it was because of Aditya Chopra’s friendly advice that she backed out of the film. Apparently, Aditya is a friend, philosopher and guide. She has also signed a three-film deal with Yash Raj Films so they want to make sure her career moves are just right and should not affect their future projects with her. Amisha’s desire to work with SRK is intact and the buzz is that in one of the YRF projects, she may just play his leading lady. And anyway, she’s doing a s... | | By: Bollywood Actress GAllery | | |
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| Wow, I don't know where to start! I'd like to thank my parents, my wife, my agents, my publicist... | | 2008-05-13 15:37:00 | | As you might have heard, the LAMB had its big awards show recently, where the members voted for their peers in 14 categories, and Blog Cabins was honored with 3 wins, including the prestigous Best Blog! Click the button for more details. The other two wins were for Best Rating System and Best Impression of Bob Dylan (fitting given my name), which honored the person that posts a lot but maintains high quality with each post.Thanks to all that voted for me! Be sure to check out all the other winners' sites as well.D'oh! I almost forgot - here's me at the LAMMY press conference that immediately followed the awards ceremony. Pictures of the after party were lost somehow, though. Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll turn up somewhere...... | | By: Blog Cabins | | |
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| Indian Idol got me closer to my wife: Abhijeet Sawant | | 2008-05-13 07:05:14 | | “Indian Idol” winner Abhijeet Sawant, who quietly tied the knot with long-time friend Shilpa Edvankar last December, gives credit to Sony TV’s reality show for the marriage.
“I knew her for quite some time. We used to stay at Mahim. She was also staying in the same society and we were good friends. When I proposed [...]... | | By: Love stories | | |
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| Bollywood Actress Tanishaa: From Bengali wife to a Maharashtrian mulgi!! | | 2008-05-05 05:06:58 | | The gorgeous Tanishaa who was last seen in a comic role in ONE TWO THREE is all set with two totally different roles, in two totally different language films!! It is heard that the actress is playing a Bengali wife and will for the 1st time ever star with her momy dearest Tanujaa in a Bengali film directed by Award winning director Gautam Haldar. On the other hand Tanishaa will soon be seen next opposite Abhishek Bachchan where she plays a traditional demure Maharashtrian wife in RGV's SARKAR RAJ along with the Bachchan family. Well, 1st time sharing screen space with mom Tanujaa and lead role opposite Abhishek, looks like Tanishaa has got her hands full this year!!... | | By: Bollywood Actress GAllery | | |
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| DPM, wife challenges accusations swirling in Internet | | 2008-05-01 08:45:00 | | malaysianinsider - it back and hope that swirling allegations pass by. Or come out strong to counter a poisonous campaign on the Internet against him and his wife.
Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak and Datin Seri Rosmah Mansor have opted for the second approach in their bid to protect their reputations in the court of public opinion. In the last week or so, there has been a... | | By: No2umnO | | |
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| Gary Coleman And Wife To Appear On Divorce Court | | 2008-04-27 07:56:01 | | The honeymoon is over for former child star Gary Coleman and his new bride, Shannon Price.
The 40-year-old actor and his 22-year-old wife are set to appear on TV’s “Divorce Court” on May 1st and 2nd. The couple wed in August after meeting on the set of the 2006 comedy “Church Ball.”
Among the problems the pair [...]... | | By: The.DERRTY Truth | | |
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| Return cash, Khir's wife told | | 2008-04-27 01:13:00 | | Star - Give back the RM9.9mil, withdraw the application to dissolve the Wives of Selangor Assemblymen and MPs Welfare and Charity Organisation (Balkis) and the matter is settled.
This is Selangor Mentri Besar Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim's offer to Datin Seri Zahrah Kechik who was the organisation's head when she and the other members decided to transfer the RM9.9mil from its coffers after Barisan... | | By: No2umnO | | |
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| McCain Frequently Used Wife’s Jet for Little Cost | | 2008-04-26 21:24:05 | | By BARRY MEIER and MARGOT WILLIAMS
Given Senator John McCain’s signature stance on campaign finance reform, it was not surprising that he backed legislation last year requiring presidential candidates to pay the actual cost of flying on corporate jets. The law, which requires campaigns to pay charter rates when using such jets rather than cheaper first-class [...]... | | By: ArticlesModern | | |
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| Swizz Beatz And Wife Call It Quits | | 2008-04-23 15:41:37 | | Super-producer Swizz Beatz and his R&B singer wife Mashonda have called it quits after four years of marriage.
The couple wed in 2004 and has a son, Kassem Jr., who was born in January 2007. They will maintain an amicable relationship for the sake of their child.
A rep for the musician, born Kasseem Dean, tells AllHipHop, [...]... | | By: The.DERRTY Truth | | |
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| John McCain Refuses to Release his Wife’s Tax Records | | 2008-04-20 10:41:19 | | In a move that seems quite a bit John Kerry-esque, John McCain has refused to release his wife’s tax records. This is a man who claims he wants to bring “transparency” back to Washington.
John McCain on Friday faced accusations of hypocrisy for failing to disclose his wife’s tax records, despite his promise to bring greater [...]... | | By: America's Watchtower | | |
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| Me, My Wife and My Girlfriend | | 2008-04-19 02:55:07 | | Ours was a love marriage. Akshara is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. I was bowled over by her looks, the very first time I saw her. Actually, we never fell in love, it just happened between us. And as every love story would have it, our parents never accepted our love as both of us hailed from highly orthodox families but from different castes.
21st century and you still believe in... | | By: Aadab Arz Hai | | |
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| My Wife’s Sweet Payoff | | 2008-04-15 22:00:25 | | So many of you have been asking, and I’m happy to finally reveal the gift my wife received from me with the “found” $500.
You all voted. I then tallied the votes. And I was too stupid to rig the results.
First of all, my wife would like to thank all of you, the random [...]... | | By: Deglazed | | |
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| Husband Keeps Wife Inside A Dog Cage | | 2008-04-15 01:57:17 | | A Canton, Ohio man faces abduction, felonious assault, domestic violence, and child endangering charges after police say he handcuffed his wife inside a dog cage for days after their Las Vegas wedding. Canton Police came to Matthew George's home after a 911 call from Mary Swihart's father telling police shots were fired in the home. "There's a baby there," Patrick Swihart told the dispatcher. "She just got married to this clown." "There were in excess of about... | | By: PhreQuency Ent. | | |
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| Gov. Spitzer’s wife knew about hookers for years | | 2008-04-11 21:04:42 | | Governor Eliot Spitzer’s wife Silda supposedly knew about his relations with hookers such as Ashley Alexandra Dupre (above), according to a reliable source for Page Six:Gov. Eliot Spitzer has told friends his wife was aware of his dalliances with hookers for years but looked the other way. “He said something like, ‘My [bleep]ing wife doesn’t [...]... | | By: Welcome to the Stocking site | | |
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| Really funny jokes: Ex-wife | | 2008-04-10 12:05:00 | | A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the Den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "When did you bag Him?"The host said proudly, "That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.""What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter."My ex-wife" replied the hunter.... | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
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| Marriage Miracle - Touch my wife’s heart | | 2008-04-09 11:50:14 | | Abba, Father God, I am so grateful for who I am in you. I am grateful for all that you are and those things you have blessed me with. Father, even though she has decided to walk away from our marriage, I am thankful for my beautiful and beloved wife. I thank [...]
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| Buying Jewelry For Your Wife | | 2008-04-07 14:04:48 | | Jewelry is easily one of the most popular presents of all time. Whether the gift is for a birthday, Christmas or just because you love your wife, jewelry is always the answer. To buy jewelry for your wife, follow these easy instructions, and you will dazzle her will your thoughtful gift. Get a feel for your wife’s style. Take a few minutes to look at the jewelry she currently owns. Make sure she is not around when you do it, of course, or she will get suspicious. Choose a reputable jeweler. Get recommendations from family, friends and coworkers, or go where you bought your wedding rings. Figure out roughly how much you want to spend. Jewelers will often ask your price range right away, so it is good to have a figure in your head. Look carefully at all the selections, and try to find something that resembles the jewelry she already owns, has always wanted or will remind her of a special memory the two of you share. Purchase the piece of jewelry that you think she will like most. Nothi... | | By: Diamonds Are Forever | | |
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| Humor jokes-Wife's Birthday | | 2008-04-03 12:25:00 | | The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife's birthday."A little surprise, eh?" smiled the clerk."You bet," answered the customer. "She's expecting a cruise."... | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
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| Exactly How Mad is Your Wife/Girlfriend? | | 2008-03-28 15:54:52 | | If you are reading this, you are either in trouble with your wife/girlfriend, plan to get in trouble, or are prone to getting in trouble and want to see what this article is about. Well, it’s about great gift card ideas that will help you smooth things over with that special lady.
On my way to work yesterday, I saw a billboard for a local florist with a big caption: “Exactly how mad is she?” Below the caption were three flower vases of different sizes filled with red roses. The vases were arranged from left to right from the smallest to the biggest. I guess the message is: the madder your wife/girlfriend is, the bigger your flower size should be. I thought the message was creative and effective. Then it got me thinking, we men always gravitate to buying flowers when we are in trouble. How about switching things up a bit with gift cards?... | | By: Gift Card Blog - Compare gift cards, plus gift car | | |
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| future wife and I | | 2008-03-19 14:34:34 | | This is a multi-part message in MIME format.
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Father we come to gether in agreement in Jesus name. We pray for our relationship for wisdom, knowledge, understanding, discernment, and patience as we draw closer to You Jesus, in Jesus Name Amen!!
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| I dont love my wife | | 2008-03-17 03:57:12 | | Please pray for me in my hart
i am not always love my wife.
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for children. She is also not my my type.The last week stastart irritation again. I am also a beliver in Yeshua Hamasiach and she also . Please pray for me i am very angry against her. She [...]... | | By: Prayers Online | | |
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| my wife left | | 2008-03-16 19:37:17 | | I’ve been married for almost six years i have always had anger problems and i did things on the computer i should not have done. My wife left 2 weeks ago with my 2 children 2 and 5 yrs old we are both 25 and she tells me she doesn\’t love me any more . [...]... | | By: Prayers Online | | |
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| Eliot Spitzer's Wife | | 2008-03-13 23:18:00 | | This is Spike.Why, oh why, did Eliot Spitzer's wife stand up there on the stand with him when he admitted to the world that he is an adulterer and a john?I think the fact that he brought her up there to be humiliated with him shows what a selfish dog he is.What do you think? What would you have done?... | | By: Hollywood Flakes: Get 'em While They're Hot | | |
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| A heartfelt prayer for my wife, marriage, and family | | 2008-03-13 08:13:16 | | Father God, thank you for the wonderful people you have put around me. Thank you for those children of God who take the time to minister to me and thank you for those you have put in my path that I am able to minister to. Thank you for the opportunities and challenges [...]... | | By: Prayers Online | | |
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| My wife the ultimate eater | | 2008-03-13 00:00:00 | | While my wife was changing channels
All nice and warm and in her flannels
She wonders what they all are doing
With all those dogs that they are chewing
I told her that the sport is new
But it does draw quite a few
It seems it is the newest craze
I think they starve themselves for days
She says she thinks she wants to try it
But after that, she'll have to diet
I think for all the things she's done
Watching this, should sure be fun
She's warming up, she's up to twenty
If it was me that would be plenty
I think she is a great dog eater
I start to think that none will beat her
Then she got tied at sixty-eight
But she had one more in her plate
And when she swallowed sixty-nine
Behind me sprung a scary line
But with that she nearly fainted
Maybe one was kinda tainted
But when they told her she had won
She barfed them up, till there was none... | | By: GotPoetry - News for Poets. Place to Write. | | |
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| Ice-T’s Wife Coco Is A Working Girl! | | 2008-03-12 11:16:21 | | Nicole “Coco” Austin was spotted signing autographs of her pictorial in Playboy Magazine at The Hawaiian Tropic Zone on March 11, 2008 in New York City.
It appears that Coco’s shapely figure is still bringing in money hand over fist, and you can bet that her husband Ice-T is going to get his cut. SMH.
Who says [...]... | | By: The.DERRTY Truth | | |
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| Trusting God for a beautiufl wife who genuinely loves me | | 2008-03-11 07:37:23 | | Thank you God for helping me to find a beautiful wife inside and out who truly loves me for a true wife is from the Lord, so in Jesus Christ name I ask you Lord to give me a beautiufl wife that truly loves you and truly loves me and is compatible to me according [...]... | | By: Prayers Online | | |
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| Prayer for my wife, family, and marriage | | 2008-03-11 07:33:56 | | Father, thank you for all you give me each and everyday. Thank you for the opportunities and trials. Thank you for the blessings and the lessons. Thank you for the many chances to get things right. Father thank you for your Son, Jesus. Thank you so much for my beautiful [...]... | | By: Prayers Online | | |
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| Future Wife | | 2008-03-10 14:35:11 | | Wisdom, knowledge, understanding, discernment and help with my future wife in Jesus Name Amen!
- TJ from jacksonville... | | By: Prayers Online | | |
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| Wife’s Love | | 2008-03-04 16:58:14 | | God I pray that you would bring your child, my wife, back into your fold. I pray that my wife would open her heart and seek your will with our marriage.
Marriage is a holy union that no man should separate. Give her courage and strength when the world and its evil ways [...]... | | By: Prayers Online | | |
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| prayer for my wife | | 2008-03-02 11:59:54 | | praise the LORD…..my wife is in distress mode i want to help her…….she came back to me now and she is so worrry abotu my love……but my love is still constant …..pls pray to god for my sweet wife …….god bless u all …..god bless u all…….praise the lord
- jacob from hyderabad... | | By: Prayers Online | | |
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| Man Slips Abortion Tablets Into Wife's Food | | 2008-03-01 05:59:00 | | Gil Magira, a London baker, crumbled abortion pills into his wife's sandwich, cereal and yogurt. Though his wife, Anat Abraham, suffered pain and bleeding, the child was unharmed and survived.Magira admitted to "using an instrument to procure a miscarriage," the first time this charge has been used in 30 years. The prosecuting attorney says Magira had "constant and compulsive thoughts" about causing his wife to miscarry.Abraham said she was terrified for her life and her unborn child's life after realizing what her husband had done. "What made it worse was how desperate and determined he was to try to kill the baby that I already felt moving inside me," she said. Source: news.bbc.co.uk... | | By: Stroke News - We can change your life | | |
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| Pray for my Wife | | 2008-02-27 11:04:01 | | Pray for me and my wife and that the Good Lord would bless our marriage. We are trying to work through our troubles, she suffers from mild depression and though we both have committed to making this marriage work, at times she still breaks down and tells me she wants to be seperated. [...]... | | By: Prayers Online | | |
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| A Wife is a wife, no matter who THE HELL you are!! | | 2008-02-25 05:58:13 | | A Wife is a wife, no matter who THE HELL you are!! I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I This image has been resized. Click this bar to view the full image. The original image is sized %1%2. ----<a href="http://jokesrfunny.blogspot.com"><b>Fun And Entertainment Gauranteed</b></a><a href="http://niceweight.blogspot.com"><b>Lose Weight Easily!!</b></a><a href="http://bollyjolly.blogspot.com"><b>Bollywood Buzzzz!!</b></a><a href="http://mobiletechz.blogspot.com"><b>Latest Mobile and cellphone gadgets!!</b></a><a href="http://http://genuinepayers.blogspot.com.com"><b>Links To Websites which provide genuine internet income..</b></a>Join Yahoo Group:- <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bollyjolly/join"><b>Join Our Yahoo Group for all updates at yur email!!</b></a>Posted By http://bollyjoll... | | By: Fun and entertainment guaranteed | | |
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| Depressed wife | | 2008-02-23 08:48:17 | | My wife and I recently had our first child. He arrived 5 weeks early and it has a been a rough ride since. He has a minor heart defect, and suffers from hearing loss. My wife needs to return to work in April as we can not afford for her to be [...]... | | By: Prayers Online | | |
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| Pray for my relationship with my Girlfriend and future wife | | 2008-02-22 12:23:21 | | Hi there I would like it if somebody helped me pray for my relationship. me and my Girlfriend(Future Wife) we are going through a very hard time… We were separated for a while then she went to London, after a while we got back toghether again but I’m still in South Africa and shes now [...]... | | By: Prayers Online | | |
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| North Indian Wife Vs South Indian Wife | | 2008-02-20 03:52:11 | | *** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE *** 1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age. 2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her. 3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movies, theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry. 4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder. 5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill. 6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to co... | | By: Fun and entertainment guaranteed | | |
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| My Wife Wins It! | | 2008-02-15 20:16:39 | | Thanks to all of you who voted to see what I should do with the $500 of “found money” I came across a little while back. You all voted, and my wife was the big winner. Here are the results:
What should Chef Matt do with the $500?
Votes
Save it! This is money to help [...]... | | By: Deglazed | | |
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| Prayer for wife and marriage | | 2008-02-10 12:35:34 | | Lord thank you for who you are, and who I am in you. Lord thank you so much for my beautiful and beloved wife. Regardless of how she may feel right now or whether she decides to come back, I still love her. I ask your blessing upon her Lord, please keep [...]... | | By: Prayers Online | | |
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| Adult humor jokes-Pure wife | | 2008-02-07 23:02:02 | | There was a man who wanted a pure wife. So he started to attend church to find a woman. He met a gal who seemed nice so he took her home.When they got there, he whips out his manhood and asks "What's this?"She replies "A cock."He thinks to himself that she is not pure enough. A couple of weeks later he meets another gal and soon takes her home. Again, he pulls out his manhood and asks the question.She replies, "A cock".He is angry because she seemed more pure than the first but.... A couple of weeks later he meets a gal who seems real pure. She won't go home with him for a long time but eventually he gets her to his house.He whips it out and asks, "What is this?"She giggles and says, "A pee-pee."He thinks to himself that he has finally found his woman. They get married but after several months every time she sees his member she giggles and says, "That's your pee-pee."He finally breaks down and says, "Look this is not a pee-pee, it is a cock."She laughs and says "No it's not, a cock is ... | | By: Really funny jokes | | |
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| Katie Homles a stepford wife ? | | 2008-01-22 05:47:08 | | Poor Katie, now we know how crazy Tom is with scientology, wonder what they have done to Katie? Well .... Pals of the 28 year-old actress are terrified that Tom and his fellow church members have virtually taken over eager-to-please Katie’s life, reducing an independent and free-spirited young woman to a submissive shell of her former self. Some insiders have even started calling her “The Stepford Wife” behind her back.“It is like she obeys him like a pet or robot,” said a family insider. “It’s really creepy…”Raised Catholic, she’s now dutifully following Tom’s lead and has immersed herself in Scientology, severing nearly all ties with her past. “Any friends that Katie calls, and there are very few left since she hooked up with Tom, are cleared by him,” claims the insider.Whats more, she spends only about 15 minutes per phone call, even when she’s speaking with family members….Tom also approves his wife’s wardrobe, banning anything he considers too sexy.... | | By: Celebrity Rag | | |
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| A Troop's Wife | | 2008-01-19 00:00:00 | | My wife was in the kitchen
Preparing dinner for me and my kids
I paused at the doorway, taking it all in
"I got my orders today!"
Her lips pierced shut to squelch the scream
Brave as a troop's spouse must be
She continued setting the table
"Johnny got an A on his report today!"
As night grew near and the north winds howled
Such comfort and warmth felt so deeply
As she slid into bed by my side
"I love you, I love you, I love you!"
Today! Tomorrow! And forever!
Let's not forget the sacrifices our troops and
their families are making for our freedom.... | | By: GotPoetry - News for Poets. Place to Write. | | |
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