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| I Have Moved
I have moved to www.scienceandsupermo... |
| 2006-12-01 19:07:00 |
I Have Moved
I have moved to www.scienceandsupermodels.com.Please update your bookmarks.
Of course, if you want profound science from me and other legendary internet scientists, come see me at ScientificBlogging.com.......
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| Bond. Cash Bond. |
| 2006-11-20 01:27:00 |
Bond. Cash Bond
People who have known me for a long time know that when I am not dazzling the world with scientific brilliance, I am a Formula One race car driver who also solves mysteries on TV. What the rest of you may not know is that I was also the star of a major motion picture.
It was a different take on the James Bond story - I played an American spy who pretends to be a scientist......
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| Surest Sign Of The Apocalypse - No More Blondes |
| 2006-11-14 09:06:00 |
Surest Sign Of The Apocalypse - No More Blondes
According to this article, researchers at the World Health Organization have claimed that the last natural blonde will be born in Finland in 2202. And the BBC version tells us German scientists have claimed this is due to decreasing frequency of the recessive gene for blonde hair.
The SkyNet article states that when the last Ice Age ended......
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| The Mens Guide To Dating A Geek Girl V 1.0 |
| 2006-11-08 00:33:00 |
The Mens Guide To Dating A Geek Girl V 1.0
Let's face it, sometimes we get tired of dating models. Sure, they clean up well but it gets annoying having to tell her she's beautiful a hundred times a day and the cocaine bill gets expensive.
You might think you have no hope of getting an attractive low-maintenance geek girl and I am inclined to agree ( that you can't anyway ) but I would rather......
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| Face Recognition, Emotions And Why I Will Be The Next Jackie Chan |
| 2006-11-07 10:42:00 |
Face Recognition, Emotions And Why I Will Be The Next Jackie Chan
Dynamic face recognition may be one of the last frontiers for quantifying why some of our simplest brain functions have difficulty being matched by computers.
As a kid, when computers were more basic, it was easy to see the differences between my brain and the power of a computer. When I played baseball I knew the instant......
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| Guns, Guitars And Greenpeace |
| 2006-11-02 22:23:00 |
Guns, Guitars And Greenpeace
As a younger man, I was a big fan of Greenpeace.
As time went on, I thought they lost their focus by branching out from protesting nuclear weapons to whaling and trees and basically hanging out a shingle that said, "If you send us money, we will protest for you."
I watched them change from instilling their people with scientific literacy to educating their......
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| Science Determines The Media Is Just Too Darn Suggestive These Days |
| 2006-11-01 13:36:00 |
Science Determines The Media Is Just Too Darn Suggestive These Days
With all this business about girls dressing like tramps and articles stating that 140 incidents of sexual behavior occur on prime-time network television each week I am starting to worry that the media might be a tad over the top.
Sure, you will automatically dismiss that kind of talk as an aging guy romancing the days of his......
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| New York City Declares War On Good Food |
| 2006-10-29 14:12:00 |
New York City Declares War On Good Food
It looks like the bibs are coming off in New York City. The thing that advocates of good food have long feared is about to happen; New York City will be the first to ban trans fatty acids.
Know why McDonald's fries tasted better when you were a kid? Trans fatty acids - and a lot of salt. Do they taste as good today? Of course not. The only people who......
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| Science Has Bad News For Goth Chicks - Vampires May Not Be Real |
| 2006-10-25 23:09:00 |
Science Has News">Bad News For Goth Chicks - Vampires May Not Be Real
Groundbreaking - and heartwarmingly unessential - research done by University of Central Florida physics professor Costas Efthimiou has attempted to confirm what a generation of suicide girls has always feared - that vampires do not exist.
His reasoning? On Jan 1, 1600, the human population was just over 530 million people. If......
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| AstroGlide - The Video Game |
| 2006-10-24 09:40:00 |
AstroGlide - The Video Game
If there's one thing I hate it's rumors about me and women I am not actually nailing. And, frankly, this thing about me and Kate Beckinsale has gotten out of hand. I am not responsible for the collapse of her marriage, no matter how bad it looks.
Okay, because your opinion of me is important, here is what happened: I happened to be in an internet cafe in Japan......
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| When Good Girls Go Bad |
| 2006-10-20 15:18:00 |
When Good Girls Go Bad
I guess the NY Times is just discovering that Halloween is the perfect time for women to let out their inner tramp.
Men knew this. Hell, we invented Halloween many years ago for no other reason than to get Celtic women out of those ill-fitting robes and into some cool outfits.
Even seeing that picture makes me feel all piratey. If she were here I'd totally make her......
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| Science Wants To Give You Better Orgasms |
| 2006-10-14 11:33:00 |
Science Wants To Give You Better Orgasms
There was a time when the vagina was not in vogue. It was all 'clitoris' this and 'clitoris' that for female orgasms. Scientists have a healthy distrust of politicians and activists so we were afraid to stand up against the clitoral orthodoxy but in a secret enclave ( known as "New Jersey" ) a group of neuroscientists have been reverse engineering the......
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| Science Shows You How To Determine If Your Girlfriend Is A Tramp |
| 2006-10-12 14:06:00 |
Science Shows You How To Determine If Your Girlfriend Is A Tramp
Trust is an important element in any relationship. How do you establish trust? Naturally, you have her followed and break into her email.
But what if the paranoid wench drives like Steve McQueen and doesn't use her cat's name as her password? What then?
Science would rather light a candle than curse your darkness so I have......
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| Science Helps You Plan Your Weekend |
| 2006-10-06 09:35:00 |
Science Helps You Plan Your Weekend
Here Are Your Options:
1. Die In A Cocaine-Fueled Orgy Of Gayness
Just hang out with German nobility. A gay guy in Germany jumping from a balcony while hopped up on drugs during an orgy barely made the news in the U.S., because it is so unsurprising. Cocaine and gay orgies in a party thrown by a German Count? Next we'll hear they pissed on each other.......
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| Science Helps You Understand World Politics |
| 2006-10-04 15:50:00 |
Science Helps You Understand News Of The World
How To Understand Post-Feminist Sexual Politics
Ms. Magazine is publishing a "We Had Abortions" petition. I guess it's supposed to be some stand for female empowerment - you know, since after only 35 million abortions Ms. Magazine still thinks they're illegal. They should just save scientists some time and call it the "We Like To Screw And Won't......
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| Scientists Bring Peace To The Mid-East |
| 2006-09-29 09:12:00 |
Scientists Bring Peace To The Mid-East
FADE IN:
INT. A CORPORATE OFFICE, SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA. DAYTIME. Cash pops an "Our Blend" Keurig pod into his coffee maker and prepares for another day of making the world safe for technology, one supermodel at a time. His desk has a Curta mechanical calculator and a Bruce Wayne action figure. NOT Batman. Bruce Wayne. The Science Phone rings.
CASH:......
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| Phi, The Ultimate Supermodel |
| 2006-09-26 10:40:00 |
Phi, The Ultimate Supermodel
"What is a supermodel?" People sometimes ask me. It has a few definitions and sometimes people argue over them, much the way Heidi Klum and Elle MacPherson fight over who is called "The Body." *
If you're reading this site, you know that a supermodel is an aspect of complexity science that incorporates multiple variables to try and spit out the best solution.......
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| Super Science Whiz Bang Contest |
| 2006-09-25 16:21:00 |
Super Science Whiz Bang Contest
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If you don't care about free stuff, skip to the next message to enjoy today's wholesome scientific and supermodel-ish goodness!
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Okay, you are still reading. We only rank at about 200,000 on Alexa which means there just aren't enough people talking about us. So we're going to have a contest and basically bribe you into......
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| Need To Learn Fractals? Get Cornrows! |
| 2006-09-25 09:07:00 |
Need To Learn Fractals? Get Cornrows!
There's some modern school of thought that says you have to be 'culturally relevant' to teach students, like students in New York City won't get it if you use a mathematical example that involves counting trees. So if you want your students to learn fractal geometry you have to use corn row hair braids to make your point. Take this, for example:
"Each......
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| Science Shows You How To Predict Celebrity Marriages |
| 2006-09-21 08:34:00 |
Science Shows You How To Predict Celebrity Marriages
John Tierney of the Times writes:I went to Garth Sundem, the wickedly ingenious author of Geek Logik, a new book of mathematical formulas for deciding questions like whether you should sleep with a co-worker, whether you should join a gym or see a therapist, and whether you can wear a Speedo without frightening small children. I asked Sundem......
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| The Other Supermodels |
| 2006-09-20 01:27:00 |
The Other Supermodels
Sexy? Ummm, yeah, a little. But only to scientists.
Nah, not sexy at all. This article is by UK writer Henry Nicholls on mathematical modelling of infectious diseases. This technique allows 'virtual epidemics' to be run, testing the effects of different assumptions or possible interventions.
Obviously this is important to the British, since their farmers have made......
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| Everything I Need To Know About Business I Learned From Watching Weird Science |
| 2006-09-18 09:53:00 |
Everything I Need To Know About Business I Learned From Watching Weird Science
Sometimes it's believed that business, or science ( or the business of science), takes a lot of education. I am here to tell you, my friends, the only education you need can be found in one easy location, it only takes 94 minutes of your time, and I am giving this secret to you for free: it's the Weird Science DVD.......
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| Some Scientific Equations Can't Be Solved, Like This One: W*0^M = N |
| 2006-09-16 09:51:00 |
Some Scientific Equations Can't Be Solved, Like This One: W*0^M = N
And Π (Pi) or Maxwell's Equations. Everyone knows Π already, it's the ratio of the circumference to the diameter of a circle (22/7) and goes on forever. Then there's Maxwell's Equations; Maxwell grasped the connection between magnetism and electricity and how they create each other. But, like Π, they can never be solved.......
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| Zany Scientists Make World's Most Expensive Pair Of X-Ray Glasses |
| 2006-08-14 15:27:00 |
Zany Scientists Make World's Most Expensive Pair Of X-Ray Glasses
Nothing says funny like X-Ray glasses.
And scientists are nothing if not funny. Take those fun-loving guys at Stanford University's Linear Accelerator Center (SLAC) in Menlo Park, California. They know that Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory in Illinois will be shut down by 2010 and that scientists are determined to have the......
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| The Science Of Freak Magnets |
| 2006-08-07 16:51:00 |
The Science Of Freak MagnetsKnow what I love most about science? We have been using magnets for years in all kinds of applications, even multi-billion dollar industries like semiconductor and microprocessing, but no one knows what a magnetic field is.If you ask a physicist (ahem - a different physicist ) you'll get answers like "a magnetic field is a region in space where a magnetic force can be......
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| Science Shows You How To Get Twice As Much Pussy |
| 2006-07-14 16:35:00 |
Science Shows You How To Get Twice As Much PussyHeisenberg ( get your sour grapes shirt here) once postulated that a cat could be alive and dead at the same time. What he didn't foresee was that one day a cat would be born that could be both normal and a mutated aberration at the same time:And yet there it is, another scientific miracle, normal except for the freakish two-headed aspect. Some of......
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| Science Gives You Relationship Advice |
| 2006-04-07 16:16:00 |
Relatonship AdviceIt may surprise you to learn this, because you are used to me being a science guru and, on occasion, a Formula One race car driver who solves mysteries on TV, but I am also an expert on relationships.Not my own, of course. My past relationships have gone somewhere between train wreck and horror movie - without the actual sweet release of death. No, I mean I am an expert on......
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| Anna Nicole Smith Is So Annoying Even Charities Don't Want Her |
| 2005-12-03 21:26:00 |
Anna Nicole Smith Is So Annoying Even Charities Don't Want HerTurns out Trimspa paid big money to have their celebrity endorser appear at Live 8 and generally cause havoc and chaos. Why would she draw a crowd? I have no idea. According to this article on The Smoking Gun Trimspa stiffed the charity out of its promised $320,000 for Anna's "integration" into the broadcast, along with some......
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| Babies Not Doing Limbo Any More |
| 2005-12-02 21:24:00 |
Babies Not Doing Limbo Any MoreYeah, you think I am going to make a joke about dancing infants, right? No, this will be a joke about Catholics. I'm kind of an old school Catholic - not self-flagellation or anything like that, though mutual flagellation might be hot in the right circumstances. And, except for those bits about no pre-marital sex, no sodomy, etc. I have led a pretty clean life.......
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| Enrique Iglesias Wants You To Know His Penis Is Not Small |
| 2005-12-01 21:22:00 |
Enrique Iglesias Wants You To Know His Penis Is Not SmallIf you're like me, your first thought was "Who the hell is Enrique Iglesias?" Then I remembered, yeah, he's the guy married to Buffy The Vampire Slayer.No, wait, that isn't him at all. This guy is apparently related to a famous singer ... or he's supposed to be some kind of singer himself. But that isn't what made him famous. Being on......
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| Christina Aguilera Gets Married, Gives Hope To Ugly Guys Everywhere |
| 2005-11-23 21:42:00 |
Christina Aguilera Gets Married, Gives Hope To Ugly Guys EverywhereOkay, she got married and actually looks pretty good here, but what woman doesn't on her wedding day?Yet look at the guy she married. Dude, you can shave on your wedding day. What this really does is reaffirm the advice I have given to women countless times: DATE UGLY MEN. They try harder. I mean, look at this guy. I have......
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| Newest Buddha Is Skinny - Fat Advocates Blame It On Media Pressure |
| 2005-11-21 16:05:00 |
Newest Buddha Is Skinny - Fat Advocates Blame It On Media PressureRam Bomjon has a pretty good gig. He spends his days meditating under a tree. He hasn't had to cook or order takeout for six months. Heck, he hasn't eaten anything at all. Not even a McNugget, say the thousands of worshippers who have flocked to southern Nepal to worship the 15-year-old boy.As you can imagine, 6 months without......
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| Tommy Lee Hooked On Absinthe And Strippers |
| 2005-11-20 04:30:00 |
Tommy Lee Hooked On Absinthe And StrippersWell, who isn't? Except replace 'strippers' with supermodels and 'absinthe' with Cheez-Doodles. There's nothing like canoodling with supermodels while enjoying a bag of Cheez-Doodles.But unlike Tommy, I don't go for "La Fée Verte" - that's the French term for Absinthe but, being French people and therefore 80% gay, the literal translation is "the green......
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| What To Do If You Are Sedated By A Thai Tranvestite |
| 2005-11-16 04:31:00 |
What To Do If You Are Sedated By A Thai TranvestiteNow, if there's one thing I know, it's Thai hookers. And I can tell you, if a Thai man wants to dress up like a woman and hide a sedative in his mouth and stick it down your throat while kissing you, it's going to happen. And you will get robbed. And maybe lose a kidney.So the police in Bangkok are putting people on notice. Heck, one poor......
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| Scientists Are Hotter Than Brad Pitt |
| 2005-10-29 16:41:00 |
Scientists Are Hotter Than Brad PittA week or so ago Sweety is sitting around reading People ( which I don't think anyone over the age of 30 should do, but if that's her only vice, whatever ) and Jennifer Aniston is on the cover. So I say, "Nice of her and Vince Vaughn to be so discreet. And Brad Pitt is definitely winning that battle."She doesn't look up. She has been through this kind of thing......
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