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| Unique Visitors: 224 |
| Total Unique Visitors: 1514074 |
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| High class call girls & the DC Madam |
| 2008-05-14 17:56:40 |
The English Courtesan was saddened by the news of the DC Madam’s suicide notes. As with Brandy Britton, the college professor who was the DC Madam’s former employee, and who also took her own life in January 2007, it seems like such a senseless waste... The English Courtesan finds herself wondering once again, what will it take for US legislators to reconsider the whole issue of criminalising prostitution and the way they treat women accused of being escorts or of running high class call girl rings?For those of the readers who haven't followed the DC Madam story, the English Courtesan will summarise. Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the so-called 'D.C. Madam' was found guilty of racketeering, money laundering and using the mail illegally in connection to a prostitution ring which she ran from 19...
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| The English Courtesan's Six Random Things |
| 2008-05-11 14:33:09 |
The English Courtesan is all of a flutter today because she’s been tagged by the Delectable Dolly Mopp of London! ‘Oh the honour, the honour!’ wept the English Courtesan lying prostrate before the Deliciousness of Dolly ‘The English Courtesan is not worthy!’.Dolly Mopp mopped the English Courtesan’s fevered brow. With a saucy and secretive smile and a brush of her bountiful bosoms, she whispered in the English Courtesan’s ear…no, sorry, that’s a story for another day isn’t it?Those of the readers who have yet to become acquainted with the Mistress of Moppery should hurry over to Dolly Mopp's online lair at once. She has an online Venetian boudoir and even a Victorian boudoir for the English Courtesan to read Victorian novels in! She wears shorts with a double breasted s...
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| An Escort Sacks A Client VI |
| 2008-05-08 17:09:11 |
Those of the readers who missed the earlier parts of the story might want to catch up with the English Courtesan here, with Part II of the story here, with Part III of the story here, with Part IV of the story here and with Part V of the English Courtesan's story here. This is the sorry saga of how and why the English Courtesan sacked her first client...read on...Since the sacking, Geoff continues to send the English Courtesan texts and leave her voicemails. His messages are sad, forlorn, a little lost. He says he wants to make it up to the English Courtesan. He says he’s sorry. The English Courtesan feels deeply guilty about that. She’s sorry too. But she’s not taking Geoff back.If the truth be told, this was one booking the English Courtesan always...
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| An Escort Sacks A Client I |
| 2008-05-07 11:59:07 |
The English Courtesan just sacked her first client. She's not proud of it but it had to be done. This is the story...Let’s call him Geoff. That’s not his real name. Nor was he the English Courtesan's first client, in the sense of the first person she saw as an escort. However he is the first client she has ever refused to see again.There are plenty of people the English Courtesan refuses to meet. About 80% of initial requests to meet her get turned down. However the fact that she’s picky to start with means that if she does agree to meet you, the English Courtesan will most likely stick with you. As a general rule, she’s a loyal and forgiving creature.That’s why sacking Geoff seems like such a big thing. He was not only one of the English Courtes...
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| An Escort Sacks A Client III |
| 2008-05-07 11:56:15 |
Are we sitting comfortably? Then the English Courtesan will continue with the story of how she sacked her first client... The mystery photo seemed rather appropriate. The English Courtesan had to put her poor silly head right inside to get that one! The readers are invited to submit their guesses and a virtual prize will be awarded to the first person to correctly identify where the English Courtesan left her head.Those of the readers who haven't been following this sorry saga might want to catch up with the English Courtesan here and also here. Geoff wasn’t good at small courtesies but over time the English Courtesan found him harder and harder to deal with on other things too.One example of many is that Geoff developed a bit of a thing about parking. W...
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| An Escort Sacks A Client IV |
| 2008-05-07 11:54:52 |
Those of the readers who missed the first part of the story might want to catch up with the English Courtesan here, with Part II here and with Part III here. This is the story of how and why the English Courtesan sacked her first client. Read on…The reasons why the English Courtesan carried on seeing Geoff were complicated. She’ll get round to those eventually, but let’s just say for now that she stuck with him.Geoff had mentioned he was going to take a break for a month or so, as he was going on holiday and relocating to the Midlands shortly after that. So when he disappeared, the English Courtesan wasn't unduly concerned. She's not a clingy creature and like most sensible escorts she accepts that clients come and go. The whole point of the escort-c...
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| An Escort Sacks A Client V |
| 2008-05-07 11:53:32 |
Those of the readers who missed the first part of the story might want to catch up with the English Courtesan here, with Part II of the story here, with Part III of the story here and with Part IV of the story here.This is the story of how and why the English Courtesan sacked her first client. Read on…Ten days before the rescheduled booking, Geoff texted the English Courtesan to confirm. She texted back to say that yes, it was in the diary, and she looked forward to seeing him at 7pm on Friday XXth. The following day Geoff sent the English Courtesan a text saying 'please call'. She called and asked Geoff if he was still OK for Friday. He said 'yes, unless anything unexpected happens'.The English Courtesan usually expects clients to confirm by text 24 to ...
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| The English Courtesan Wants Your Captions! |
| 2008-04-17 07:15:57 |
'Overtired' said the English Courtesan's mother with an irritatingly meaningful mother-knows-best look. 'Am not!' roared the English Courtesan, leaping up from the sofa in a convincingly sprightly fashion and falling over own silly feet. All of that at 7pm before a large dinner and a long drive home through a Yorkshire blizzard. Oh dear. Spring may have sprung but early mornings plus late nights have made the English Courtesan a decidedly dull girl of late. So tonight she's getting a virtuously early night on her ownsome.So until the English Courtesan comes back to take them in hand, as it were, the readers are invited to play along with her caption competition. Here is an a...
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| Daffodil Poems & A Steamy Photo... |
| 2008-04-12 19:14:20 |
Spring has sprung and the English Courtesan is about to go out making merry in the April sunshine! Before she goes however she wants to share a little of the joys of Spring with her readers. Hence the photo of a daffodil, taken by the English Courtesan's own fair hand! Good, isn't it? What d'you mean 'not particularly'?The English Courtesan is rather proud of this daffodil. Oh all right, all right, she knows it's just a daffodil. It's not even a technically accomplished daffodil but the English Courtesan is still inordinately proud of it. That's because this daffodil is proof that the English Courtesan knows how to do steamy soft-focus shots. Is that or is it not a useful skill for an escort?So in a feeble attempt at coh...
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| The English Courtesan's Six Word Memoir |
| 2008-04-10 06:01:24 |
The English Courtesan was thrilled to be tagged by Tres Chère Juliette a few weeks ago to write a six word memoir. Those of the English Courtesan's readers who don't know Chère Juliette might like to know that she's the proud owner of the world's most enticing collection of saucy black and white photos... Juliette is also a lyrical writer and a practitioner of the midnight vices and she recently won the English Courtesan's prize for nice clean knickers. What better recommendation could there possibly be for a girl than to pass the English Courtesan's gym knicker inspection with such flying colours?Revenons à nos moutons...as well as liking Chère Juliette, the English Cou...
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| The English Courtesan - Making Your Jour A Bonheur... |
| 2008-04-07 15:41:03 |
Never let it be said that the English Courtesan does not cater to her readers' every whims, for further to the comments on the Jane's Guide post, she has found them a particularly delightful antique Bonheur du Jour! What's more, it's coming up next week at a saleroom in Yorkshire near you (or maybe not) and it’s at what the English Courtesan thinks is a very fair price...read on...It may be catalogued as Victorian but the English Courtesan thinks this little gem is un tout petit peu Frenchy 19th century looking. The twin porcelain plaques, adorned with a pair of bewigged lovers, are set into two doors, which conceal velvet-lined shelves. The superstructure of the Bonheur d...
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| Escorts & Discretion...(Or How To Avoid Your Own Call Girl Scandal) |
| 2008-04-03 19:07:56 |
A kind reader sent the English Courtesan a link to the News of The World. The topless red-top just scored 3-in-a-week, as opposed to 3-in-a-bed, on escort scandals. In the past 7 days they’ve bagged themselves an Oxford prodigy, an F1 boss and an Apprentice contestant. All while still running with the Cristiano Ronaldo hookers’ ball. The English Courtesan will spare the readers the details of the latest call girl scandals but they can probably work out at least one of them from the headline depicted. However the best hooker headline yet from the News of The World has undoubtedly been the cheesy yet glorious 'laughing all the way to the bonk'. That topped off an article in which they calculated that Ronaldo’s £140k a week deal with Manchester United wi...
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| The English Courtesan Is Original & Quality! |
| 2008-03-29 14:08:01 |
Oh yes, it's time for another round of unbearable smugness today - Jane says the English Courtesan is quality and original! Oh lookety look at this, my lovelies, for the English Courtesan has a review on Jane's Sex Guide...Those of the readers who haven't come across Jane's Guide to adult websites should be ashamed of themselves. Jane's Sex Guide has been going since 1997 which makes her 77 in hooman years. The English Courtesan should perhaps add a note to that which is that new media years are like dog years, i.e. you follow the x7 principle to work out the real world equivalence. What's more, Jane is not only still having sex at the age ...
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| Eliot Spitzer & The High Class Call Girls |
| 2008-03-27 05:55:50 |
The English Courtesan has had several emails over the past few weeks inviting her views on Eliot Spitzer. Those of the readers who've been spending too much time with the English Courtesan and not enough time with the newspapers might like to know that Spitzer was the New York State Governor until recently. On March 12th he resigned after being identified as a client of a high class prostitution ring called the Emperors Club VIP.It appears that Eliot Spitzer's bank reported certain payments or cash withdrawals from his account to the FBI, suspecting that they might have been political bribes. However the investigation, which involved wire taps on calls between the Emperors Club VIP and their escort girls, as well as on Spitzer’s own lines, revealed that his bank transfers were in fact pa...
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| The Rinspeed sQuba |
| 2008-03-19 15:51:40 |
Michael Böhm, the English Courtesan salutes you! Not just because of your name, though it did raise a chortle here, for reasons which would be impossible to explain politely to a Swiss German. No, tickled as she was by Mister Böhm's monicker, what's caught the English Courtesan eye is a fabulous new motor car called the Rinspeed sQuba. The petrolheads amongst the English Courtesan’s cliterati will no doubt have spotted the Rinspeed sQuba in the headlines for the Geneva Motor Show which is on from 6th to 16th March 2008. Those of the readers who have yet to acquaint themselves with the lovely Mister Böhm (the English Courtesan should hasten to add, before she causes any marital strife, that she’s in that very position herself), should know that he’s the man who set up Rinspeed, the...
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| The English Courtesan Might Be In... |
| 2008-03-19 15:26:02 |
‘No, my lovelies’ said the English Courtesan ‘It’s not here and it’s not there either today...' 'That’s because today is Wednesday and the whole point of High Five Fridays is that they must absolutely always and only be done on Fridays!’That means that the readers will all have to troop back to the English Courtesan’s blog on Friday to see what she has for them. However by way of consolation in the meantime, here is a fuzzy wuzzy picture of a peacock, or to be more precise a peahen, up a tree. Never let it be said that the English Courtesan leaves her readers less than satisfied… ;-)The photo was once again taken by the English Courtesan’s own fair hand. ...
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| The English Courtesan May Or May Not Be In... |
| 2008-03-15 10:47:11 |
The English Courtesan is still away from her desk. Despite the readers' dazzling array of international travel destination guesses, none of them was quite right. To be fair, some of the guesses weren't that far away. For reasons of discretion however the English Courtesan couldn't possibly say which...So the English Courtesan thought she'd be a bit more helpful with today's photo. Here's where she is. It looks a bit Dutch doesn't it? Of course that could well just be another of the English Courtesan's trademark red herrings. It's not necessarily Holland. It might be but it might not be. That's the English Courtesan's clue for a whoop of laughter and a little wiggly dance in ...
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| Where is the windswept English Courtesan? |
| 2008-03-12 04:58:24 |
'Why hasn't the English Courtesan replied to our comments and emails?' asked the readers indignantly. 'Ah well' replied the English Courtesan with a mysterious smirk, 'that would be because she is currently away from her desk'...So today's post in haste is a nice easy quiz: the readers are invited to guess where the frozen and windswept English Courtesan is this week. The clue is that it's not exactly the Côte d'Azur... :-) Technorati Tags: courtesan, courtesans, escort, escorts, travel companion, travel companions, travel, luxury travel, cluesThe English Courtesan...naughty but nice! xxx
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| Whose Muse Is The English Courtesan? |
| 2008-03-08 08:59:10 |
Courtesy of those amusing people at BlogThings, and inspired by a reader close to the English Courtesan's heart, comes the 'what muse are you?' quiz. The English Courtesan is showing the readers hers. That means they have to show her theirs. As it were... ;-)While she awaits the readers' contributions, here is the English Courtesan's muse diagnosis:Your Inner Muse is UraniaYou are most like this muse of astronomy. Your head is in the stars, and you look to the future. You give off a heavenly, mysterious vibe. And you're not too bad at predicting the future.What Muse Are You?If you do the quiz, you'll note that the English Courtesan has substituted her own choice of painting,...
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| Hotels For Meeting Escorts |
| 2008-03-08 08:56:38 |
The English Courtesan’s post on hospitality baskets and edible travel companions seems to have struck a chord. This week she has been inundated with rants and recommendations on good hotels for escorts…So listen up, luxury hoteliers of the world! The summary is that clients meeting escorts in hotels want lots of fluffy towels, a decent room service menu and complimentary upgrades. If they’re staying overnight they like in-room entertainment and a gym. Escorts visiting hotels like plenty of parking, hair conditioner in the bathroom, and a map or at least a postcode on the website.Both clients and escorts like a discreet front desk which doesn’t smirk and late check-out with non-aggressive housekeeping. Clients are enraged by reservations lines that ...
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| The Morgan LifeCar |
| 2008-03-08 08:29:32 |
‘Two cars in two weeks?’ gasped the readers. ‘Have the petrol fumes gone to the English Courtesan’s head?’. ‘No’ replied the English Courtesan looking smug. ‘For there are no filthy fumes today’…read on…‘From this day forth’ continued the English Courtesan, looking solemn and puffing out her small but perfectly formed chest in a gesture of the utmost self-importance, ‘you will find no carbon dioxide, no carbon monoxide, no nitrogen dioxide, no sulphur dioxide, no benzene, no formaldehyde, no polycyclic hydrocarbons and no lead emitting from the English Courtesan’s motoring rear.’‘For the English Courtesan has seen the light. Only pure, clean water shall henceforth flow from her motor car’s loins. Where once there stood a wicked petrolhead of an English C...
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| Shower Scene Without The English Courtesan |
| 2008-02-27 18:22:22 |
Sent in by A Reader this week, and further to the previous post entitled 'Shower scene with the English Courtesan', comes a helpful suggestion as to how you can create your very own shower scene at home, without the English Courtesan and with minimal expense and trouble...So for those of the readers who’ve been wondering how to get the English Courtesan into their shower without her price tag, she's proud to present...Drum roll…Camera pans shakily round the bathroom door as a ghostly hand draws back the shower curtain …Cue ‘Eeh! Eeh! Eeh!’ Psycho film score…Oh yes, itââ‚...
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| An Escort And A Mystery... |
| 2008-02-24 19:35:55 |
The English Courtesan had a curious call a few weeks ago from what some escorts might call a timewaster. Only the English Courtesan wasn’t sure if he was a timewaster or someone whose gentle but persuasive fantasies got the better of him. The English Courtesan still doesn't know quite what to make of the whole episode, hence today's blog post...read on...The English Courtesan doesn’t advertise her number and she takes a deposit so she usually manages to avoid what escorts call timewasters. People that want to meet the English Courtesan send an email saying what day and time they’d be free to talk and then she calls them, withholding her number for the first call. If all goes well, the English Courtesan asks for a real name and details of the hotel booking and supplies details of how ...
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| A Quickie With The English Courtesan II |
| 2008-02-23 17:20:07 |
This clue should be contemplated in conjunction with the English Courtesan's previous clue. To be honest, this clue is unfair. Unless you share a certain hobby with the English Courtesan's Paramour Du Jour, you just don't stand a chance... The trouble is, the English Courtesan's clues don't even belong to the same species. That's because it would have to be out to see it from this angle and in fact it was in when the English Courtesan was there.'That's because it's more fun when it's in!' added the grinning Paramour. 'Quite!' said the English Courtesan, whooping with glee and doing a little jiggly dance at the sheer fiendish genius of the clue... ;-)Technorati Tags: courtesan, courtesans, English courtesan, escort, escorts, international escort, travel companion, travel companions, travel, luxury travel, travel with escort, travel with courtesan, cluesThe English Courtesan...naughty but nice! xxx
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| A Quickie With The English Courtesan III |
| 2008-02-23 17:17:14 |
‘How the bl**dy H*ll…’ muttered the English Courtesan crossly ‘does M*ggy know what a bow thruster looks like?’ ‘And while we're on the topic of nautical nous, since when did Mr. Tickles and VJ know their transoms from their toe-rails?’It looks like the English Courtesan's fiendish clue Part I and the English Courtesan's fiendish clue Part II weren’t half as fiendish as she intended. The readers, and in particular the Terrible Threesome of Tickles, Moggy, and VJ, have made mincemeat of her mysteries this week, despite the kind and furry Anonymouse’s attempts to divert them.So here’s how it was meant to go. At the first fiendish clue, the English Courtesan...
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| Shower Scene With The English Courtesan |
| 2008-02-23 17:15:57 |
It looks like Moggy and Winter are busy doing something else tonight, ahem, so the English Courtesan supposes that she and the readers will have to wait for them to share with the class in the fullness of time. So in the meantime, by way of a post in haste, the English Courtesan thought she’d share a clue about why she’s late for the day job deadline with the readers...The clue comes courtesy of the health and safety police at a rather nice hotel with which the English Courtesan is acquainted. It’s a comical comment on the nanny state and perhaps the state of the dumbed-down-and-prone-to-suing nation. Has English education really become so utterly worthless that hotel ...
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| With Love From The English Courtesan... |
| 2008-02-16 18:03:15 |
By way of a belated Happy Valentine's Day and fashionably late as ever, the English Courtesan thought she'd share a favourite poem with the readers today. The photo is of a rosebud, not unlike the English Courtesan's own...ahem... ;-)The poem, 'The innocence of any flesh sleeping', is from Brian Patten's Love Poems. It's one of the most tender and beautiful poems the English Courtesan has ever read and that's why she wanted to share it with the readers.The English Courtesan hopes that those of the readers who are blessed with a companion they love will whisper a few lines of this poem in their ear as they sleep tonight. She hopes that those of...
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| A Quickie With The English Courtesan |
| 2008-02-06 14:53:42 |
'After a few long-winded posts...' said the English Courtesan, 'It's time for a quickie!'. 'Ooh yes!' replied the readers enthusiastically. 'Ra-therrrr Livvy!' Now it has to be said that the English Courtesan isn't famed for her quickies. She's a ponderous creature, languid and leisurely as a general rule, but with lewd and lusty interludes when the occasion arises....However the English Courtesan and the Paramour du Jour can vouch that there's a lot to be said for a quickie from time to time. Especially when, like the English Courtesan this week, you're having a bit too much fun to write all about it...cue another irritatingly mysterious smirk... :-)So the readers' challeng...
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| The English Courtesan On Luxury Lingerie For Lovers II |
| 2008-02-04 16:25:33 |
Further to the previous post on luxury lingerie buying tips for wives, girlfriends and modern day courtesans, the English Courtesan has had some worried enquiries from the readers. From the English Courtesan's mailbag, it would seem that there's more than one gentleman out there whose significant other either doesn’t have a lingerie drawer or has a woefully neglected lingerie drawer...The photo shows a rather cute bit of luxury lingerie from Damaris, from whose website the English Courtesan purloined the photo. So today’s post is by way of guidance on what to do if your lady friend doesn’t buy lingerie but you fancy turning her into a ...
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| The English Courtesan On Luxury Lingerie For Lovers... |
| 2008-01-31 18:15:13 |
January is almost out, there's love and perhaps a little lewdness in the air for a few lucky readers, and that can only mean one thing......Oh yes, the English Courtesan's international gentlemen readers are worrying and writing in to their Maiden Auntie Livvy about their lingerie for Valentine's Day!The photo shows a rather delightful set of hipster brief, bra and garter by luxury lingerie purveyor Spoylt, from whose website the English Courtesan purloined the photo. The set depicted is called 'passion' and is meant to serve as inspiration for terrified troubadours and eye candy for luxury lingerie lovers.....
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| Courtesans, Caricatures & Carrie Jones |
| 2008-01-26 09:31:00 |
The English Courtesan got an email from a client this week with an interesting link. The Daily Mail's interview with Carrie Jones, author of 'Cutting up Playgirl: A Cheerful Memoir Of Sexual Disappointment' was worth a read on its own. However far more amusing was the client's email which said ‘Oh my God, Livvy, I think this woman is my wife!’…For the purposes of today’s blog, the English Courtesan’s client would like to be called Barry so that he’ll rhyme with Carrie. That wasn’t the English Courtesan’s choice but Barry can be very persuasive so she’ll let him have his wicked way for now…as it were… ;-)‘Cutting Up Playgirl: A Cheerful Memoir Of Sexual Disappointment’ is an autobiography based on Carrie Jones' sexless marriage. 'Carrie Jones' is of course a nom de...
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| The Edible Travel Companion II |
| 2008-01-23 08:51:09 |
A New Year and a new clue for the English Courtesan's readers! The photo shows a rather nice basket of complimentary snacks in a hotel somewhere in Yorkshire. The snacks themselves are no more, alas, as the English Courtesan and the Paramour Du Jour saw to that, but the memory of a delicious evening remains...The English Courtesan knows a thing or two about hospitality trays. Like any other escort or call girl, she sees a lot of hotels and she often thinks there's nothing sadder than a luxury hotel that lets itself down by skimping on the rations. Whereas boutique hotels in the UK seem to have caught on that snacks matter, the English Courtesan can think of at least one famous London five star which gives its guests just two sachets of beastly Nescafé and a couple of measly ginger nuts by...
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| Find A Valentine With The English Courtesan |
| 2008-01-23 08:06:11 |
‘Not got a Valentine yet?’ enquired the English Courtesan tenderly of the readers, with the gentlest and kindest of smiles. ‘Not got the budget to book one either?’. The good news is there’s still time and you shall go to the ball with a suitable escort too!Fear not, my darlings, for the English Courtesan really does think of everything. Today she is proud to present exactly what you need to find a special friend for Valentine’s Day and for the price of less than a drink in a London bar. The English Courtesan herself may be booked up but you can still get some on Valentine's Day if you follow these instructions!Just order a pa...
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| The English Courtesan Spreads Them... |
| 2008-01-17 20:58:21 |
Today's headline shouldn't come as too much of a shock to those readers who have been paying attention to the English Courtesan. However it's not actually that sort of spreading to which she's referring... :-) 'No, my lovelies, it's here but it's also there!', said the English Courtesan, striking a Le Penseur pose and giving her readers a mysterious smirk... This week's hot news is that the English Courtesan has trotted off with her basket of snacks to Spread Magazine! It seems that Vixen and the readers of Spread are hungry too (must be all the Spreading) so the English Courtesan is on a mission of mercy to spread meaty treats amongst international madams and mistresses acr...
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| The Edible Travel Companion |
| 2008-01-17 20:54:54 |
Question: What do you do when you have no wireless connection, no mobile signal and it’s blowing such a gale that you can’t even get the front door of your own castle open? Answer: Why, you get creative with a culinary companion of your choice, of course! Which is just what the English Courtesan and her chosen Companion did in their hideaway high up in the hills of...nope, you'll have to guess... ;-)Whilst most of their artistry must remain a matter for private consumption, the English Courtesan’s Companion turned out to be hilariously well-equipped for travel to remote parts. His set of bizarre but surprisingly useful travel accoutrements included sellotape, eggs, a wire coathanger to get a radio signal, edible rice paper, and an eclectic selection of international literature including Zola’s Le Ventre de Paris, Alain de Botton’s Status Anxiety and Murakami’s Kafka On The Shore.However his pièce de résistance turned out to be a chocolate reindeer, hence the photo captioned Cruel And Unusual Things To Do With A Lindt Golden Reindeer And A Heat Source. Incidentally it would probably work with a Lindt golden bunny too. Trite but true, sometimes it really is the simple things in life that are the most enjoyable and a reindeer melt with boiled eggs and buttered soldiers to follow is hard to beat…The English Courtesan should remind the readers not to try this at home without adult supervision, as she doesn’t want to get sued and nor most likely does Lindt & Sprüngli. However she very much looks forward to seeing the photos of their gruesome results when it all goes horribly wrong... ;-)Technorati Tags: Courtesan, courtesans, escort, escorts, international escort, international courtesan, travel, international travel, travel companion, international travel companion, international travelling companionThe English Courtesan...naughty but nice! xxx
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| Filling Your Stockings With Sheep |
| 2008-01-16 08:46:00 |
Sheep! Don’t you just love them? Admittedly these boys are unlikely to fit in your stockings, but the English Courtesan couldn’t resist including them in Filling Your Stockings on the grounds of their astounding beauty. Designed by Hanns-Peter Krafft, and handcrafted from real sheepskin with little leather ears and solid wood legs, these life-sized beauties are filled with wood shavings and are robust enough to be sat on. All right, that’s enough! You can stop sniggering at the back there. The English Courtesan would be grateful if the readers could overlook the word associations of sheep and shagging just this once. Tsk!Now the English Courtesan would be the first to recognise that a sheep is for life, not just fo...
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| Filling Your Stockings With Orgies |
| 2008-01-16 08:46:00 |
Does anyone share the English Courtesan's weariness with enforced seasonal jollity? Have the readers, like the English Courtesan, been to four mince pies and mulled wine parties this week and counting? If so, the English Courtesan is delighted to bring you the perfect antidote to works dos...wait for it...it's orgiastic chewing gum!The English Courtesan loves Christmas, she loves her day job and she loves parties. She just prefers not to mix them. Hence the latest item in the Filling Your Stockings series which is guaranteed to spice up the most tedious works do.The English Courtesan is of the opinion that there are only two types of Christmas works party in the UK. The first is of the let’s-get-drunk-and-hump-each-other-like-puppies-in-corners variet...
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| The Courtesan And The Geisha II |
| 2008-01-13 18:38:41 |
Dragonfly's wings are broken. You can read the story in Dragonfly's own words here. Those of you who haven't met Dragonfly should know that she is the proprietor of The Okiya, where the English Courtesan has gone this evening. She is also a dear friend to the English Courtesan from whom, as the readers may recall, she received a well-deserved Rockin' Girl Blogger Award some months ago... Dragonfly is one of the kindest and gentlest creatures the English Courtesan has been blessed to meet. She is a purveyor of peace, pleasure and poetry to weary travellers and she is always ready to hold out a hand and offer a listening ear to anyone who needs one. She has welcomed the English Courtesan to the Okiya on several occasions, just as she has welcomed countless others who had lost their way on life's path and needed a cup of tea and some kindness.But Dragonfly has lost her own way now and the English Courtesan needs the readers' help to mend her beautiful wings. Please say a prayer for the gentle Dragonfly and leave a few kinds words of your own for her or read the English Courtesan's post here.Technorati Tags: Courtesan, courtesans, international courtesan, escort, escorts, international escort, geisha, Dragonfly, loss, griefThe English Courtesan...naughty but nice! xxx
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| Where is the English Courtesan? |
| 2008-01-13 18:33:36 |
‘Where is the English Courtesan and why is she so slow in replying to emails?’ asked the readers. ‘Mmmm’ said the English Courtesan with a mouthful of something rather tasty... By way of an apology and a token of esteem, she sends the readers this faintly erotic photographic clue as to the whereabouts and whatabouts of the English Courtesan this week. Answers on a postcard to the usual! :-)Technorati Tags: Courtesan, courtesans, escort, escorts, travel, international travel, travel companion, cluesThe English Courtesan...naughty but nice! xxx
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| The English Courtesan Reveals All... |
| 2008-01-13 18:32:15 |
Today’s post was supposed to be a ceremonial unveiling of the answer to the English Courtesan’s fiendish clue. The readers were meant to be gazing in awe at the photo of the answer and marvelling at the English Courtesan’s evil genius. What d’you mean, the readers already guessed it? ;-)Technorati Tags: Courtesan, courtesans, international courtesan, escort, escorts, international escort, travel, international travel, cluesThe English Courtesan...naughty but nice! xxx
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